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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


>conquer

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

get linux

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

>kill self then silently search home for means to subdue human beings rapidly, non-lethally and hopefully silently. like ether, or a hammer wrapped in a good amount of duct tape

I'm almost tempted to do this. Lets see how many people we can abduct and store in our house before we get caught.

gently caress it. Lets take Bryon to ponycon and blow it all up.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

haha i have far far better ideas than simply abducting people

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

haha i have far far better ideas than simply abducting people

human ponypede?

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

gently caress

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
where the hell is bob?!

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

gently caress

Just topped you didn't I?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

where the hell is bob?!

GWAR concert with his wife and Balsac

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Al Borland posted:

GWAR concert with his wife and Balsac

Hmm...

acceptable.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Al Borland posted:

Just topped you didn't I?

no you guessed it, only i was gunna stick "the boy" at the end of the chain and feed the person at the "head" chopped up pony toy bits while screaming "you are what you eat" at bob's "son"

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

NecroMonster posted:

no you guessed it, only i was gunna stick "the boy" at the end of the chain and feed the person at the "head" chopped up pony toy bits while screaming "you are what you eat" at bob's "son"

Oh I was thinking more along the lines of. We would take people and mutilate and shape them into meat like living ponies to entertain our son and further his and our insanity.

Tube
Jun 1, 2000

I'm going off the rails on a CRAZY TRAIN!

Fallen Rib

Al Borland posted:

human ponypede?

Al Borland posted:

Oh I was thinking more along the lines of. We would take people and mutilate and shape them into meat like living ponies to entertain our son and further his and our insanity.

I vote for this too. The GWAR guys might even help.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Tube posted:

I vote for this too. The GWAR guys might even help.

NExt time we start over... next time...

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
>take wife back to house, lock her and self in byron's room, pour gas on self while saying "we shall burn like the heathen bobs of old" then light dat fuckin torch

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
>Beat down Balsac, then take a dump on his face.

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!
>Apologise to wife for terrible evening and buy her flowers

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

cmndstab posted:

>Apologise to wife for terrible evening and buy her flowers

That'll make her forget about that "murdering her son" thing

packsmack
Jan 6, 2013
cast enlarge satan. Beat the hell into Balsac

(gently caress, can we just do this already)

cmndstab
May 20, 2006

Huge Internet Celebrity!

AngryCaterpillar posted:

That'll make her forget about that "murdering her son" thing

>make sure theyre reeeaaally pretty flowers

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

packsmack posted:

cast enlarge satan. Beat the hell into Balsac

(gently caress, can we just do this already)

Been trying for the past 3 pages.

G.I. Jaw
Mar 26, 2003

More cake, Mrs. Tuffington?

Nap Ghost
>Remove clothes, defecate into hand, throw feces at Balsac. Simultaneously urinate on wife.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Call the fire department and send them to a house furthest away from your own so your brony son doesn't get rescued.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Say "Honey we need to talk about Byron. The boy is flaming!"

sausage paddy
Feb 25, 2009
its good to be bob

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
U really want to save Bryon from the brony life.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

>tear off own penis
>eat own penis

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



run up to them with your arms held out, making airplane noises with your mouth

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

OMGVBFLOL posted:

>tear off own penis
>eat own penis

seems about right

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

]

OMGVBFLOL posted:

>tear off own penis
>eat own penis

>smoke weed out of hole were penis was

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Startin to get the itch for my bob fix!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Al Borland posted:

Startin to get the itch for my bob fix!

Where's bob

I need bob

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Legally change name to "GWAR SUCKS"

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



eat the horses again

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.

almightyerin
Apr 16, 2007

The one the only. Accept no substitutes.
Take down pants and simultaneously poo poo and piss on your vomit. Walk back out without saying a word.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

Ixtlilton posted:

> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


> ditch your wife and take Balsac to the hotel

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Acid Haze
Feb 16, 2009

:parrot:
>Tell Ballsac what you've done.

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