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>conquer
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:28 |
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get linux
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:42 |
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NecroMonster posted:>kill self then silently search home for means to subdue human beings rapidly, non-lethally and hopefully silently. like ether, or a hammer wrapped in a good amount of duct tape I'm almost tempted to do this. Lets see how many people we can abduct and store in our house before we get caught. gently caress it. Lets take Bryon to ponycon and blow it all up.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:43 |
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haha i have far far better ideas than simply abducting people
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:44 |
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NecroMonster posted:haha i have far far better ideas than simply abducting people human ponypede?
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:44 |
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gently caress
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:45 |
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where the hell is bob?!
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:45 |
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NecroMonster posted:gently caress Just topped you didn't I?
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:45 |
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:where the hell is bob?! GWAR concert with his wife and Balsac
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:46 |
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Al Borland posted:GWAR concert with his wife and Balsac Hmm... acceptable.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:47 |
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Al Borland posted:Just topped you didn't I? no you guessed it, only i was gunna stick "the boy" at the end of the chain and feed the person at the "head" chopped up pony toy bits while screaming "you are what you eat" at bob's "son"
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:52 |
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NecroMonster posted:no you guessed it, only i was gunna stick "the boy" at the end of the chain and feed the person at the "head" chopped up pony toy bits while screaming "you are what you eat" at bob's "son" Oh I was thinking more along the lines of. We would take people and mutilate and shape them into meat like living ponies to entertain our son and further his and our insanity.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 02:54 |
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Al Borland posted:human ponypede? Al Borland posted:Oh I was thinking more along the lines of. We would take people and mutilate and shape them into meat like living ponies to entertain our son and further his and our insanity. I vote for this too. The GWAR guys might even help.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 03:23 |
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Tube posted:I vote for this too. The GWAR guys might even help. NExt time we start over... next time...
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 03:29 |
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>take wife back to house, lock her and self in byron's room, pour gas on self while saying "we shall burn like the heathen bobs of old" then light dat fuckin torch
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 07:08 |
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>Beat down Balsac, then take a dump on his face.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 07:32 |
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>Apologise to wife for terrible evening and buy her flowers
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 08:57 |
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cmndstab posted:>Apologise to wife for terrible evening and buy her flowers That'll make her forget about that "murdering her son" thing
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 09:04 |
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cast enlarge satan. Beat the hell into Balsac (gently caress, can we just do this already)
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 09:10 |
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AngryCaterpillar posted:That'll make her forget about that "murdering her son" thing >make sure theyre reeeaaally pretty flowers
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 09:11 |
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packsmack posted:cast enlarge satan. Beat the hell into Balsac Been trying for the past 3 pages.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 10:01 |
>Remove clothes, defecate into hand, throw feces at Balsac. Simultaneously urinate on wife.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 16:02 |
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Call the fire department and send them to a house furthest away from your own so your brony son doesn't get rescued.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 16:08 |
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Say "Honey we need to talk about Byron. The boy is flaming!"
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 17:21 |
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its good to be bob
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 17:23 |
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U really want to save Bryon from the brony life.
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# ? Dec 8, 2013 21:10 |
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>tear off own penis >eat own penis
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 00:45 |
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run up to them with your arms held out, making airplane noises with your mouth
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 00:54 |
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OMGVBFLOL posted:>tear off own penis seems about right
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 00:54 |
OMGVBFLOL posted:>tear off own penis >smoke weed out of hole were penis was
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 00:56 |
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Startin to get the itch for my bob fix!
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 03:47 |
Al Borland posted:Startin to get the itch for my bob fix! Where's bob I need bob
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 03:54 |
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Legally change name to "GWAR SUCKS"
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 04:11 |
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 04:57 |
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eat the horses again
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 04:59 |
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> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 05:00 |
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Take down pants and simultaneously poo poo and piss on your vomit. Walk back out without saying a word.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 05:01 |
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Ixtlilton posted:> Tell wife "I was saving our son. He is cured of his affliction now. Let us have Balsac accompany us back to the motel.", then drive with them to a motel.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 05:01 |
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> ditch your wife and take Balsac to the hotel
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 05:02 |
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>Tell Ballsac what you've done.
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# ? Dec 9, 2013 05:02 |