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Cmon guys the bathroom is right on the other side of a cheap Chinese drywall. We totally got this. Hell its probably made out of asbestos too so worst case scenario we can coat ourselves in it and use it as a fire proof suit.
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>Turn on laptop and tweet the local police that your house is on fire.
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Wear the pony costume and kick the door down with the horse-like strength you imagine it provides.
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> use one of the t-shirts to turn the doorknob without burning your hand
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Fucker posted:gently caress all the deus ex machian bullshit as well as the mlp gay stuff outside of asking for help metaphysically or online, >look for a motorised fan in room or inside computer. remove fan cage and press the hub of the fan against the wall to drill through
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> turn on laptop and look up the words to a pony summoning ritual, in the mean time equip the knife and cut yourself to draw out the blood pentagram that will be needed and put on the costume
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Dec 9, 2013 07:34
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Use the other door located on the left just barely off-screen
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AngryCaterpillar posted:>look for a motorised fan in room or inside computer. remove fan cage and press it against the wall to drill through
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>Look at the smoke and see if it is wafting anywhere, indicating a hidden passage > put the horse costume on backwards
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mine bitcoins
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MrSmokes posted:> use one of the t-shirts to turn the doorknob without burning your hand
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>find your acne medicine, it has hydrogen peroxide in it, remove laptop battery and create a battery bomb and throw it at the wall
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AngryCaterpillar posted:>look for a motorised fan in room or inside computer. remove fan cage and press the hub of the fan against the wall to drill through
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Dec 9, 2013 07:48
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Smash window with t-shirt covered hand. Then open the window and dive through it head first. If your bedroom doesn't have a window you deserve to die loser.
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Dec 9, 2013 07:49
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THE GAYEST POSTER posted:Smash window with t-shirt covered hand. Then open the window and dive through it head first. no windows bitch
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Dec 9, 2013 07:49
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Piss on t-shirt and wrap around face to keep from suffocating
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Dec 9, 2013 07:49
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Poland Spring posted:Piss on t-shirt and wrap around face to keep from suffocating This and stuff the rest of the shirts under the door to prevent smoke from getting in. Then grab pocket knife and put on pony suit.
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Dec 9, 2013 07:50
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Poland Spring posted:Piss on t-shirt and wrap around face to keep from suffocating also check if pocket knife is a plain one or a fancy one with all sorts of tools
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Dec 9, 2013 07:51
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What is this madness no ones going to clog the bottom of the door to prevent smoke from getting in? Seriously guys thats like trapped in a fire 101. Also why aren't we putting on the costume that Atma clearly drew for us?
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wedge other shirts under door, put on pony costume and skype the fire department
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yeah block the smoke from coming in and start trying to destroy the wall with the bed as a battering ram
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>die from smoke inhalation
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Man what kind of sad house has no windows in every bedroom I guess Bob didn't want his child to be seen playing with his ponies
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>block smoke with other shirts, put on your pony costume, cut out skull on shirt and wear it as mask, use caution tape on door as scarf, and turn on laptop
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Use laptop, goto Amazon, order a wreaking ball to be delivered via drone. Have the drone smash a whole in the wall.
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Poland Spring posted:wedge other shirts under door, put on pony costume and skype the fire department Dely Apple posted:Man what kind of sad house has no windows in every bedroom ITS loving GROVER HOUSE BOB G. FIGURE IT OUT GUYS! WE CAN JUST PUNCH THROUGH THE CHEAP DRYWALL WALL INTO THE BATHROOM. But first put on pony costume, grab pocket knife and laptop full of precious pony porn and then break through the wall.
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Peach Pusher posted:Use laptop, goto Amazon, order a wreaking ball to be delivered via drone. Have the drone smash a whole in the wall.
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Dec 9, 2013 08:07
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>call 911 over internet
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mr.capps posted:if we call 911 the police are not going to let us get our revenge This is why we just need to take the chair to the cheap crumbly drywall and go into the bathroom down the stairs with our laptop, pocketknife, and ponysona outfit on. Father will pay through the power of reddit, MLP, and our pocket knife.
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