Whatev posted:Hahaha, why are British tabloids so hosed up? For all the shittiness of American media, our brainless checkout rags seem nowhere near as debauched and sadistic. Yeah only American media is lovely.
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fullroundaction posted:This might not be as funny to people who don't work around football equipment all the time but drat. Thanks for letting me share my cool Alibaba story. Can you just tell me why this is funny? For all I know this is what fútbol players wear all the time and having checking on one leg looks snazzy. This looks like something someone mad max would kill would wear.
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Dec 9, 2013 00:18
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I like to think that each one of these stories was followed by a sigh and then a resigned but cheerful "oh well, that's life!" "I was raped by Santa. Oh well, that's life!" It's like the most hosed up sitcom.
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Dec 9, 2013 00:33
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Krinkle posted:Can you just tell me why this is funny? For all I know this is what fútbol players wear all the time and having checking on one leg looks snazzy. This looks like something someone mad max would kill would wear. I'm assuming they're supposed to be entirely checked and that's what's funny, but I agree on the mad max thing.
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Dec 9, 2013 00:35
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Whatev posted:Hahaha, why are British tabloids so hosed up? For all the shittiness of American media, our brainless checkout rags seem nowhere near as debauched and sadistic. It is like they have a brainstorming session to come up with the most outlandish headline and decide to use them all.
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Dec 9, 2013 00:41
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Krinkle posted:Can you just tell me why this is funny? For all I know this is what fútbol players wear all the time and having checking on one leg looks snazzy. This looks like something someone mad max would kill would wear. He couldn't show us what it was supposed to look like because it was original pattern do not steal!
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Dec 9, 2013 00:43
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Krinkle posted:Can you just tell me why this is funny? For all I know this is what fútbol players wear all the time and having checking on one leg looks snazzy. This looks like something someone mad max would kill would wear. I'm guessing it's because the pads in the pants are really badly placed and just make the pants look lumpy.
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Dec 9, 2013 01:02
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Dec 9, 2013 01:31
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A Dapper Man posted:I'm guessing it's because the pads in the pants are really badly placed and just make the pants look lumpy. I thought they just called some guy over to model them, and he just rolled up his jeans and pulled them over.
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Dec 9, 2013 01:50
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A friend of mine had to study these briefly for his English degree, and claims that his favourite bizarre headline from this type of magazine was "Molester on a Zebra!".
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Dec 9, 2013 01:53
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Shelf Adventure posted:I like to think that each one of these stories was followed by a sigh and then a resigned but cheerful "oh well, that's life!" Oh Crikey! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_3UnARrfWU
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Dec 9, 2013 03:45
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Shelf Adventure posted:I like to think that each one of these stories was followed by a sigh and then a resigned but cheerful "oh well, that's life!" Followed by this sound as we go to commercial
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Dec 9, 2013 04:18
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So this is where all the sex story authors went after that thread was gassed.
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Dec 9, 2013 04:20
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Dec 9, 2013 04:23
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Captain Trips posted:I usually just get the chicken ramen, and add a can of cream of chicken soup. Sometimes sriracha too. 
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Dec 9, 2013 04:32
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Dec 9, 2013 04:41
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theflyingorc posted:The noodles, sans flavor packet, are actually cheap and easy and work in some dishes - I have the America's Test Kitchen Quick Cookbook and they use them to speed up the rate you can make some recipes. Someone needs to immortalize this in a plaque and hang it in an area where college kids and other assorted poor people can see this -- or, failing that, put it on a plaque and mail it to my ramen-munching sisters.
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Dec 9, 2013 04:53
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I once watched a drunk friend (who had decided to make ramen but was under a self-imposed "no open flames while drunk" rule) rip open the flavor packet with his teeth, shake it over the hard block of noodles, and bite into said noodles. To this day I don't know if the noise I heard was the noodles crunching, or his teeth breaking.
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Dec 9, 2013 04:55
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Captain Trips posted:I once watched a drunk friend (who had decided to make ramen but was under a self-imposed "no open flames while drunk" rule) rip open the flavor packet with his teeth, shake it over the hard block of noodles, and bite into said noodles. To this day I don't know if the noise I heard was the noodles crunching, or his teeth breaking. They're softer than crackers. What do you normally presume they make noodles of? 
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Dec 9, 2013 05:00
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Dec 9, 2013 05:27
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Captain Trips posted:I once watched a drunk friend (who had decided to make ramen but was under a self-imposed "no open flames while drunk" rule) rip open the flavor packet with his teeth, shake it over the hard block of noodles, and bite into said noodles. To this day I don't know if the noise I heard was the noodles crunching, or his teeth breaking. They're a little crunchy. We used to call raw ramen "hippie chips."
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Dec 9, 2013 05:32
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How long do you think it took him to realize that he tattooed "FAG" on his arm
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Dec 9, 2013 06:03
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freeedr posted:How long do you think it took him to realize that he tattooed "FAG" on his arm Only as long as it took his first friend to see it.
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Dec 9, 2013 06:12
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What makes y'all think that was an accident?
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Dec 9, 2013 06:15
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:A friend of mine had to study these briefly for his English degree, and claims that his favourite bizarre headline from this type of magazine was "Molester on a Zebra!". ?
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Dec 9, 2013 06:30
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Dec 9, 2013 06:42
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BgRdMchne posted:They're a little crunchy. We used to call raw ramen "hippie chips." "Prison Chips" I bought a whole case once in college and not one package was cooked before consumption. 
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Dec 9, 2013 06:44
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The gently caress is a crimbo?
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Dec 9, 2013 06:46
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Captain Trips posted:The gently caress is a crimbo? UK slang for Christmas, as far as I know.
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Dec 9, 2013 06:50
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Yes, every year a magical Advent calendar appears in your campground, and on Crimbo morning Uncle Crimbo himself will leave behind wonderful presents to help you ring in the new year.
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Dec 9, 2013 07:48
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Captain Trips posted:I once watched a drunk friend (who had decided to make ramen but was under a self-imposed "no open flames while drunk" rule) rip open the flavor packet with his teeth, shake it over the hard block of noodles, and bite into said noodles. To this day I don't know if the noise I heard was the noodles crunching, or his teeth breaking. 
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Dec 9, 2013 07:56
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There's no way that'll happen, unless your teeth are eggshells.
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Dec 9, 2013 08:03
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Vagabundo posted:There's no way that'll happen, unless your teeth are eggshells. Look at you with your bone teeth privilege.
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Dec 9, 2013 08:10
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All on Black posted:UK slang for Christmas, as far as I know. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqBF7TiyATo 
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Dec 9, 2013 08:28
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Whatev posted:Hahaha, why are British tabloids so hosed up? For all the shittiness of American media, our brainless checkout rags seem nowhere near as debauched and sadistic. That isn't a tabloid its a 'womens magazine', stuff like The Sun is a tabloid. All of the magazines are great, even better if they are the 2spooky psychic ones.  
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Dec 9, 2013 10:56
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Vagabundo posted:There's no way that'll happen, unless your teeth are eggshells. Tell me when you think the last time was that Finn brushed his teeth.
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Dec 9, 2013 11:09
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Ringo: The most underrated Beatle. Memento posted:Tell me when you think the last time was that Finn brushed his teeth. Say Nothing has a new favorite as of 11:17 on Dec 9, 2013 |
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Dec 9, 2013 11:11
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Say Nothing posted:Ringo: The most underrated Beatle. I'm guessing that was supposed to say vote (sorry for ruining  I guess)
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Dec 9, 2013 11:23
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I can't parse this headline at all, it's like a random string of words from a captcha.
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