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100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan

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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


>conquer

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Patience... After Dennys.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Al Borland posted:

Hail satan, ask him to help you get your parents down. Then take everyone to Dennys for some Radagast's Red Velvet Pancake Puppies or Gandalf's Gobble Melts.

>conquer

my bony fealty
Oct 1, 2008

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

we have been idiots
its this, it has always been this

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

mr.capps posted:

we have been idiots
its this, it has always been this

Do it at Dennys with the whole family.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

mr.capps posted:

we have been idiots
its this, it has always been this

Because "Man-horse of the Apocalypse" doesn't have quite the same ring

Sklumm
Dec 12, 2013

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

ooooo yeah this...Death War Famine Pestilence and...Byron

18 Character Limit
Apr 6, 2007

Screw you, Abed;
I can fix this!
Nap Ghost

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

feraltennisprodigy
May 29, 2008

'sup :buddy:

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013
not gonna lie im feeling bad for bob and his wife atm :smith:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
>Ask Satan what's up.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005

Fucker posted:

not gonna lie im feeling bad for bob and his wife atm :smith:

nah it's cool their son is about to embark on a lucrative career

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
>Offer our parents as sacrifice in order to become a pony demon, with crotch tits.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Fucker posted:

not gonna lie im feeling bad for bob and his wife atm :smith:

Me too. I hope next time we can do things right. This is so loving out of scope its briiant though.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

dontcareaboutname posted:

>Offer our parents as sacrifice in order to become a pony demon, with crotch tits.

Dylan McKay
Oct 20, 2011

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation. I refuse to see Black Panther because they didn't ask the Black Ranger to be in it.

Dely Apple posted:

>Hail Satan

12gaugelobotomy
Apr 25, 2012
> wake up and realize you're actually Macaulay Cullkin and you're HOME ALONE (but that's o.k. because you're 33)

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

War, famine, pestilence, death and Guppywinkle.

There is no other option.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Poland Spring posted:

>Become the 5th Horseman of the Apocalypse

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death and Horse-Sexualization

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Accretionist posted:

War, Famine, Pestilence, Death and Horse-Sexualization

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice


100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

:black101:

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the five living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come and see!" I looked, and there before me was a blue horse! Its rider held a shiv, and he was given a helmet, and he rode out as a pony bent on homosex.

Snooze Cruise fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Dec 13, 2013

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
>have homo horse sex with moe's body.

Airconswitch
Aug 23, 2010

Boston is truly where it all began. Join me in continuing this bold endeavor, so that future generations can say 'this is where the promise was fulfilled.'

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

:black101:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

>bite open wife's stomach and feast on her entrails

zgrowler2
Oct 29, 2011

HOW DOES THE IPHONE APP WORK?? I WILL SPAM ENDLESSLY EVERYWHERE AND DISREGARD ANY REPLIES

Tsunemori
Nov 20, 2006

HEEEYYYWHOOOHHH
> check for penis
> masturbate

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS
:gonk:

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




100 HOGS AGREE posted:

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

:black101:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Sacrifice Bob and his wife to Beelz. Forcibly take Susie as your demoness wife.

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
>Switch to Bob, pray to the voices inside your head.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
Wait we need a human skin fedora.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


>exsanguinate parents

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Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
Of the five horsemen, Conquest, War, Famine, Death, and Homosex, Homosex is probably the most metal. Too bad about being a brony though.

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