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I sort of feel bad for Byrons mom. All she wanted was a nice night out with Bob and instead she's taken to a GWAR concert, kidnapped by a band member, chained up and watched her son summon Satan and become the 5th Horseman of the apocalypse. Tough day.
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> go to hell or wherever Satan wants you to go
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>Switch to Bob's wife, tell Bob he will get full custody of their son after the divorce.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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uhh we just became the 5th horseman of the apocalypze, we are literally a horse-man, if that's not already dehumanizing ourselves and facing to bloodshed then im not sure i understand the definiton
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bifurcate our horse dong?
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wait if bob dies doesn't the game reset?
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Grab parents put on back break out of the hotel room screaming "BEER BLOOD BOOZE AND PONIES."
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mr.capps posted:>Switch to Bob, pray to the voices inside your head.
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Dec 13, 2013 00:37
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Take a big horse dump on the floor then majestically gallop out the door.
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>switch to Susie, sell your soul to become a talking truck. crack wise and then poo poo out of your exhaust pipe
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>practice new found powers of homosex. Have sex with Satan.
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>Give Satan both of your parent's as a sacrifice in exchange to change Susie into your pony succubus.
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>request that satan save your parents merely to preserve this tangent of reality
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Use your new power to travel to the Hell dimension. There, search for the machine of the apocalypse, that which drives the end of all. Seize the controls and play Aqualung on the keypad.
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compare your new horse genitals to memories of your old ones
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>Apologize to Satan for your informality, jerk off onto him as a form of greetings. Punch Bob in the gut to get the remaining horse figures, if that fails ask Satan to conjure some more up for you. Grab your pony shank and prance up to the flames with your IMMORTAL BODY, and forge yourself a pony lance. Quench it in the blood gathered in the barrels at your parents' feet.
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Dec 13, 2013 00:58
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>switch to Satan, say hi to your brother Bob.
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>use new equestrian back legs to quickly kick satan and beelz into the fire
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Putty posted:>use new equestrian back legs to quickly kick satan and beelz into the fire
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bring about the end times
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>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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Phearson posted:>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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Go to hell with satan and take a giant dump on Hitler
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Phearson posted:>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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Phearson posted:>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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almightyerin posted:Take a big horse dump on the floor then majestically gallop out the door.
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Can we please save bob and our Mrs. Bob? If Bob dies the game will end!
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Al Borland posted:Can we please save bob and our Mrs. Bob? If Bob dies the game will end! We're already a ponyman of the apocalypse, there's not much left for us to do on this path.
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did we ever install ubuntu
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Phearson posted:>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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Dec 13, 2013 02:24
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From humble beginnings to horrible endings. Bob's life of misery has only just begun.
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> bring the homosexual apocalypse down upon the world
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Phearson posted:>Take Satan by the hand. Turn to your parents and say "Friendship is magical," then walk out of the room and leave them to their fate.
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Leave with Satan and Beelz and start your campaign of world domination. First you need an armies or bronies and bring hell to earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrM4I-uYo4U
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Clearly we need to rescue Bob and keep him as our concubine. We are the horseman of apocalyptic homosex after all.
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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satan and beelz must not survive this as they are obsolete
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