Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

strangemusic posted:

Does anyone have a reason that this couple should not be joined in the irrevocable shackles of holy bliss?

I have no strong feelings one way or the other. :geno:

# ? Dec 10, 2013 06:22

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:39

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Root Bear posted:

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

We're more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.

# ? Dec 10, 2013 08:08

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

We're more like Germany, ambitious and misunderstood.

I'm sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:16

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Nobody enjoys quoting Futurama.

But, if you'r going to quote Futurama, well, you might as well enjoy it.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:20

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

DrBouvenstein posted:

But, if you'r going to quote Futurama, well, you might as well enjoy it.

Like all rich people, we're going to need weapons to shoot poor people.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 23:48

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

John Dough posted:

Like all rich people, we're going to need weapons to shoot poor people.

Order! Order! The only poor people I want to hear about are the people who tend to my pores at the spa.

# ? Dec 13, 2013 07:56

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

DrBouvenstein posted:

Nobody enjoys quoting Futurama.

But, if you'r going to quote Futurama, well, you might as well enjoy it.

You mean I have to do two things?!

:colbert:

# ? Dec 13, 2013 08:15

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Root Bear posted:

You mean I have to do two things?!

Oh Root Bear. It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS

# ? Dec 13, 2013 13:53

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Data Graham posted:

Oh Root Bear. It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS

I guess it's your lucky day, Pimparoo.

# ? Dec 14, 2013 07:36

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

kelvron posted:

I guess it's your lucky day, Pimparoo.

What about us Mr. The Kelvron?

# ? Dec 14, 2013 15:23

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Coleman posted:

What about us Mr. The Kelvron?

Is there... Mrs. Coleman? ;-*

# ? Dec 15, 2013 02:44

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

Data Graham posted:

Oh Root Bear. It's amazing the way you NOTICE TWO THINGS

We'd better test it with a DRAMATIC--

# ? Dec 15, 2013 08:09

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

FadingChord posted:

We'd better test it with a DRAMATIC--

Pause!

# ? Dec 15, 2013 14:41

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Where'd I go just now?

# ? Dec 15, 2013 21:38

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

John Dough posted:

Where'd I go just now?

As stupid as John Dough's post is, it's brilliant when I make it!

# ? Dec 16, 2013 03:54

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

kangal posted:

As stupid as John Dough's post is, it's brilliant when I make it!

Like the Kardashians!

# ? Dec 16, 2013 04:42

Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

FadingChord posted:

Like the Kardashians!

Like Christina Aguilera singing in spanish!

# ? Dec 16, 2013 04:52

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Mayo and Catsup posted:

Like Christina Aguilera singing in spanish!

Yes, like your prom dress.

# ? Dec 16, 2013 05:09

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Like letting air out of a balloon!

# ? Dec 16, 2013 13:47

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

John Dough posted:

Like letting air out of a balloon!

OR IS THERE!?! :smug:

# ? Dec 16, 2013 13:58

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

Like letting air out of a balloon!

Like a quote...and...something bad happens. :stonk:

# ? Dec 16, 2013 15:31

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

OR IS THERE!?!

Not until I get my 600 Quadloos.

# ? Dec 16, 2013 16:30

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

Not until I get my 600 Quadloos.

I haven't heard such an eloquent speech since Bill Shatner explained to me why he couldn't pay me back.

# ? Dec 16, 2013 17:56

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

DrBouvenstein posted:

Like a quote...and...something bad happens.

YOU WERE IN A ZOO!

# ? Dec 16, 2013 18:00

Cockblocktopus: Apr 18, 2009; Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.

John Dough posted:

I haven't heard such an eloquent speech since Bill Shatner explained to me why he couldn't pay me back.

When I posted in this thread, I got a magnificent quote out of John Dough because I respected him so much.

# ? Dec 16, 2013 18:24

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

FadingChord posted:

When I posted in this thread, I got a magnificent quote out of John Dough because I respected him so much.

And when I posted in this thread, I got a magnificent quote out of me, because I respected me so much!

# ? Dec 16, 2013 19:13

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?

# ? Dec 18, 2013 13:52

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

kelvron posted:

You seem malnourished. Are you suffering from internal parasites?

Zoidberg's got male jelly. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo!

# ? Dec 18, 2013 15:03

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

Stupid anti-pimping laws :mad:

# ? Dec 18, 2013 15:29

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

TravBot posted:

Zoidberg's got male jelly. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo!

HER CAVIAR IS ON YOUR NECK! :mad:

# ? Dec 18, 2013 15:31

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Alter Ego posted:

HER CAVIAR IS ON YOUR NECK!

My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John loving Zoidberg!

# ? Dec 18, 2013 15:50

insert_funny: Jan 5, 2013; I can never have plastic surgery, because I don't feel like chipping in another five bucks to change the picture.

TravBot posted:

Zoidberg's got male jelly. He's got male jelly coming out the wazoo!

That is where the male jelly comes from.

# ? Dec 18, 2013 18:02

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

insert_funny posted:

That is where the male jelly comes from.

That just raises further questions!

# ? Dec 18, 2013 22:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Alter Ego posted:

HER CAVIAR IS ON YOUR NECK!

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Alter Ego.

# ? Dec 18, 2013 22:57

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Alter Ego.

I did it! I blunk!

# ? Dec 18, 2013 23:14

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

TravBot posted:

I did it! I blunk!

GUYS! I bet I can eat nachos and go the bathroom at the SAME TIME!

# ? Dec 18, 2013 23:27

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Athenry posted:

GUYS! I bet I can eat nachos and go the bathroom at the SAME TIME!

It can do more than one thing! Who said it couldn't?

# ? Dec 18, 2013 23:45

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

TravBot posted:

I did it! I blunk!

And just in time to ruin this photo I took!

# ? Dec 18, 2013 23:48

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

kelvron posted:

My name isn't Slick. It's Zoidberg. John loving Zoidberg!

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# ? Dec 19, 2013 04:25

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 17:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Yes, let's all pay attention to Zoidberg!

So... how's it going?

# ? Dec 19, 2013 04:36

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