Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Eureka! The hat goes on the head!

# ? Dec 22, 2013 23:36

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:59

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Ho ho ho! It's time to get jolly on your naughty asses!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 23:02

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Your mistlequote is no match for my quote missile.

# ? Dec 24, 2013 23:08

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your rear end from here to Pakistan
Oooooooh
You'd better not breathe, You'd better not move
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 23:18

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Cojawfee posted:

Your mistlequote is no match for my quote missile.

Hooray, we're adequate!

# ? Dec 24, 2013 23:25

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Coleman posted:

Hooray, we're adequate!

Can they sue for compensation?

# ? Dec 25, 2013 00:36

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

John Dough posted:

Can they sue for compensation?

Is this one of those "no means yes" deals?

# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:18

LooseChanj: Feb 17, 2006; Logicaaaaaaaaal!

All I know is that my gut says...MAYBE

# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:21

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Happy Xmas, Xmas people!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 01:38

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

We are free and fairly sober, with so many toys to build...

# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:29

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

Coleman posted:

We are free and fairly sober, with so many toys to build...

The machines are kind of tricky, probably someone will be killed...

# ? Dec 25, 2013 02:52

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

onoflalks posted:

The machines are kind of tricky, probably someone will be killed...

But we'll gladly work for nothing...

# ? Dec 25, 2013 03:17

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

Happy Xmas, Xmas people!

Yes! I got the most PMs!

I win X-Mass!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 03:52

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

DrBouvenstein posted:

Yes! I got the most PMs!

I win X-Mass!

The only things DrBouvenstein did better than us was suck and die.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 03:56

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Coleman posted:

But we'll gladly work for nothing...

Which is good because we don't intend to pay!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 04:06

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

kangal posted:

Which is good because we don't intend to pay!

The elves are back to work today! Hooray!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 04:11

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

kelvron posted:

Oh, it might appear empty, but the message is clear. Quote me again, and I'll kill you next year! Ho, ho, ho!

# ? Dec 25, 2013 05:07

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

kelvron posted:

The elves are back to work today! Hooray!

We have just a couple hours, to make several billion gifts...

# ? Dec 25, 2013 05:58

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Coleman posted:

We have just a couple hours, to make several billion gifts...

And the labor isn't easy...

Then you'll all work triple shifts

# ? Dec 25, 2013 06:51

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

kelvron posted:

The elves are back to work today! Hooray!

That explains your breezy shorts!

:sissies:

# ? Dec 25, 2013 18:17

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

It's a little thing called style. Look it up sometime.

# ? Dec 25, 2013 18:47

lets go swimming: Sep 6, 2012; EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!

kelvron posted:

And the labor isn't easy...

Then you'll all work triple shifts

You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed

# ? Dec 25, 2013 19:34

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

onoflalks posted:

You can make the job go quicker if you turn up the controls to super speed

If you let us use the backup we could've broken it, given up, and gone home by now!

# ? Dec 26, 2013 03:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!

# ? Dec 26, 2013 04:20

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Data Graham posted:

Let us out! We cooked our shoes in the dryer and ate them! Now we're bored!

Poor Data Graham. He sure was stupid!

# ? Dec 26, 2013 19:16

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Poor Data Graham. He sure was stupid!

Poor Dr. Bouvenstein... he was just a few days from Early Retirement...

# ? Dec 26, 2013 19:32

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

Poor Data Graham. He sure was stupid!

Nice hat!

# ? Dec 26, 2013 22:33

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

John Dough posted:

Nice hat!

Ohhh, I made myself sad. :smith:

# ? Dec 26, 2013 23:56

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Serella posted:

Ohhh, I made myself sad.

If there's one thing TravBot is known for, IT'S CLASS! Now let's cut this turd loose!

# ? Dec 28, 2013 17:02

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

TravBot posted:

If there's one thing TravBot is known for, IT'S CLASS! Now let's cut this turd loose!

YOU WERE IN A ZOO!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:37

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Kelvron.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 01:42

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

kelvron posted:

So I returned his artificial heart and ever since then I've been known by the name of Honest Kelvron.

Interesting if true!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 05:41

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

Interesting if true!

What about that time I donated blood?

# ? Dec 30, 2013 16:14

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

John Dough posted:

What about that time I donated blood?

What about what?

# ? Dec 30, 2013 16:38

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

John Dough posted:

What about that time I donated blood?

Whose blood?

# ? Dec 30, 2013 16:38

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

John Dough posted:

What about that time I donated blood?

I need a heart. A human heart.

_{I gotta pump a lot of blood out of my basement.}

# ? Dec 30, 2013 16:58

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Athenry posted:

Whose blood?

Some guy's.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 16:59

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Cojawfee posted:

Some guy's.

RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 17:14

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight!

Turn down the TV, Trtrtr.

# ? Dec 30, 2013 17:24

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 01:59

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

TravBot posted:

RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight!

I built this castle with my own two slaves!

# ? Dec 30, 2013 23:58

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