Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Nearly every character to ever appear on Futurama:

The full size is too big to even upload to imgur, so here's a link:
http://unrellius.deviantart.com/art/The-cast-of-Futurama-397545751

(I know it's DA, but I'm fairly sure there's no gross other-kin sex.)

# ? Dec 30, 2013 23:59

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 20:18

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

I don't see Fry's Assassin or Fry's Assassin's Assassin :colbert:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 00:01

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Jerusalem posted:

I don't see Fry's Assassin or Fry's Assassin's Assassin

They'll get what's coming to them.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 00:17

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Jerusalem posted:

I don't see Fry's Assassin or Fry's Assassin's Assassin

Technically, as long as there's at least two Tri-Solians in there, there's the potential that they are Fry's Assassin and Fry's Assassin's Assassin. :colbert:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 00:18

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Nearly every character to ever appear on Futurama:

The full size is too big to even upload to imgur, so here's a link:
http://unrellius.deviantart.com/art/The-cast-of-Futurama-397545751

(I know it's DA, but I'm fairly sure there's no gross other-kin sex.)

Holy crap that would be fun to play games with. Find "X", how many "X" are there?, etc. drat this is awesome.

I'M SWELLING WITH FANATICAL MUCUS!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 00:38

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

TravBot posted:

RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight!

I DEMAND EXTRA DIPPING SAUCE! :argh:

# ? Dec 31, 2013 02:26

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

DrBouvenstein posted:

Nearly every character to ever appear on Futurama:

The full size is too big to even upload to imgur, so here's a link:
http://unrellius.deviantart.com/art/The-cast-of-Futurama-397545751

(I know it's DA, but I'm fairly sure there's no gross other-kin sex.)

Excuse me while I get a piece of tin foil to stop all of the quotes from coming into my head at the same time.

# ? Dec 31, 2013 04:01

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

TravBot posted:

RULER of the planet Omicron Perseii Eight!

Ooh, is that a fleem?

# ? Dec 31, 2013 06:00

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

Holy crap that would be fun to play games with. Find "X", how many "X" are there?, etc. drat this is awesome.

I'M SWELLING WITH FANATICAL MUCUS!

He's got mucus up the wazoo!

# ? Dec 31, 2013 07:44

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Serella posted:

He's got mucus up the wazoo!

Well, that IS where it comes out

# ? Dec 31, 2013 18:04

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Happy new year, naked weirdo!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 14:19

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

TravBot posted:

Happy new year, naked weirdo!

Anyone who laughs is a Communist!

# ? Jan 1, 2014 15:34

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Coleman posted:

Anyone who laughs is a Communist!

A tall Doctor you say? :bigtran:

# ? Jan 2, 2014 05:20

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

To shreds, you say?

# ? Jan 2, 2014 13:26

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

John Dough posted:

To shreds, you say?

And how is his wife holding up?

# ? Jan 2, 2014 14:22

Klungar: Feb 12, 2008; Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'

TravBot posted:

And how is his wife holding up?

John Dough posted:

To shreds, you say?

# ? Jan 2, 2014 14:44

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

TravBot posted:

Happy new year, naked weirdo!

Here's to another lousy millennium. :confuoot:

# ? Jan 2, 2014 17:50

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

A million years...

# ? Jan 2, 2014 20:16

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Hello?! Pizza delivery for, uh...D. Frosted Wang?

# ? Jan 2, 2014 20:29

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Alter Ego posted:

Hello?! Pizza delivery for, uh...D. Frosted Wang?

And then they bust out laughing A SECOND time!

# ? Jan 2, 2014 20:32

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

Coleman posted:

And then they bust out laughing A SECOND time!

I'll never know another moment of happiness. :smith:

# ? Jan 3, 2014 00:12

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Serella posted:

I'll never know another moment of happiness.

If it's any consolation, my life is great. Babes, bucks, I've got it all!

# ? Jan 3, 2014 02:12

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

John Dough posted:

If it's any consolation, my life is great. Babes, bucks, I've got it all!

No, sir, I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly. :qq:

# ? Jan 3, 2014 04:52

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Data Graham posted:

No, sir, I'm afraid I don't take much solace in the fact that the implosion trigger functioned perfectly.

I'm walking on sunshine! Woah-oh-oh!

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:07

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

kelvron posted:

I'm walking on sunshine! Woah-oh-oh!

Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!

# ? Jan 3, 2014 05:26

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Root Bear posted:

Ow! It's hot! The butter in my pocket is melting!

You know how much an apartment that big would cost on the Sun?

# ? Jan 3, 2014 09:01

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

kelvron posted:

You know how much an apartment that big would cost on the Sun?

Not one place even remotely livable. :mad:

# ? Jan 3, 2014 15:25

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Data Graham posted:

Not one place even remotely livable.

Found dead in her bath tub.

# ? Jan 3, 2014 16:36

kangal: Mar 16, 2003; Pissed off at numbers.

Cojawfee posted:

Found dead in her bath tub.

Oooo, that's gotta clamp!

# ? Jan 4, 2014 03:46

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

kangal posted:

Oooo, that's gotta clamp!

You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home.

# ? Jan 4, 2014 08:44

Serella: Apr 24, 2008; Is that what you're posting?

kelvron posted:

You people and your slight differences disgust me. I'm going home.

This concept of home confuses and infuriates us!

# ? Jan 6, 2014 21:55

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Serella posted:

This concept of home confuses and infuriates us!

Just wait till your father gets home..... from the Senate :swoon:

# ? Jan 6, 2014 22:20

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

Jerusalem, this is no time to show me your boobs!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 15:04

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

That smell could be anything...a faulty stench coil, some cheese on the lens!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 21:58

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Alter Ego posted:

Jerusalem, this is no time to show me your boobs!

Well I may have the boobs, but DrBouvenstein is a doctor. A doctor, honey!

# ? Jan 7, 2014 22:30

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Jerusalem posted:

Well I may have the boobs, but DrBouvenstein is a doctor. A doctor, honey!

And I design mansions, and then live in them!

...

:qq:

I lied! I'm an appalling failure! :qq:

# ? Jan 7, 2014 22:58

InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost