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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Volcott posted:

Being Miles O'Brien is suffering.

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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I was like "should i know who this guy is?" and then I googled him and realised that no i shouldn't, because he's from the most boring lame show ever created

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Fonzarelli posted:

I was like "should i know who this guy is?" and then I googled him and realised that no i shouldn't, because he's from the most boring lame show ever created

*has an avatar from Happy Days*

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Avatar and user-name. He's all matchy-matchy.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

you star trek guys are touchy

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Fonzarelli posted:

you star trek guys are touchy

aatrek joke somewhere in there

Berious
Nov 13, 2005
remember when he was space racist against the cardies and everyone was like "this is the future you can't be space racist" then it turned out the cardies were cunts all along and miles was right. i guess the moral was they all should've listened to the space racist

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey Bashir it's time for your late-afternoon hummer.

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp
I am going to gently caress this asian and produce a child. Try to stop me.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



rawdog pozfail posted:

I am going to gently caress this asian and produce a child. Try to stop me.

ill put you in mind prison for 20 years

and send her to the future through an irish time portal or whatever the gently caress happened in that ep

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

ill put you in mind prison for 20 years

and send her to the future through an irish time portal or whatever the gently caress happened in that ep

Should've put him in with Julian and seen how many days it took for an overtly homosexual relationship to develop.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Coffee, double black double sweet.

Mach5
Aug 1, 2004

Shatfaced!
cheif o'brien's log the transporter hosed up so now i'm trapped on the potato famine planet

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
Riker just poo poo his pants because he knew I'd take it out when he was transported and I'm tired of being made fun of.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

how come obrien never beats his wife

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Keiko is my only friend. We need to hurry up and have a child so I can have two friends.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
I am rewatching DS9 and O'Brien just helped that Tosk guy and that was a pretty decent thing.

Tosk asked him to come with him and O'Brien said "I have a wife and kid." I think going with the perennial fugitive would have been a better life.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


miles o'brien's log: yup i'm still miles o'brien *audible sigh*

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

*hides half of dinner for later*

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



*dies but sends future miles back in time to keep on suffering living as miles*

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

This is pretty good but he would have kissed Julian first.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo

Neurosis posted:

This is pretty good but he would have kissed Julian first.

He hadn't met Bashir at that point in his career failure.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

i just started watching ds9

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Wowbagger2004 posted:

He hadn't met Bashir at that point in his career failure.

Let's roll with what we know.

O'Brien wanted some dick engineered by the doctors from Gattaca. He would have been the bottom.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Lawman 0 posted:

i just started watching ds9

You have made a good decision. It has decent acting, okay writing (with some bad bad bad episodes here and there) and reasonable production.

Part of the triumvirate of B5, Farscape and DS9, the best sci fi.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
*crashes airliner into runway*

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

Lawman 0 posted:

i just started watching ds9

turns out the whole story is the fantasy of a black guy in america before they ended racism

The Man From Melmac
Sep 8, 2008
my favorite ds9 episode is the one where miles is convinced everyone on the station has fallen under some sort of alien influence because of how strange they've been acting, ends up mounting an amazing escape and heading to some sort of diplomatic meeting starfleet is supposed to be attending

then he sees himself there and gets shot, turns out this miles was some sort of clone or whatever and he's exactly like miles except he's pre-programmed to murder someone at a certain time, and with his dying breath he's like 'take care of [our wife]' to his real counterpart and it was really loving sad

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib
Ignore the Benny episodes because they didn't fit into the Star Trek mythos and were Avery Brooks' racist fantasies.

I am up to episode 7 and Q meets O'Brien.

O'Brien: "Why don't you do something constructive for a change, like torment Cardassians?"
Q: "Do I know you?"
O'Brien: "O'Brien. From the Enterprise."
Q: "Oh yes. Weren't you one of the little people?"

u fink u hard Percy
Sep 14, 2007

THE MINSTREL BOY TO THE WAR HAS GONE

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hey Bashir it's time for your evening hummer.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

keiko must be a really good lay

rawdog pozfail
Jan 2, 2006

by Ralp

Parallax Scroll posted:

keiko must be a really good lay

she's definitely a spinner haha

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i'm gonna go white water rafting in the holodeck and break my arm

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Medium Cool
Dec 27, 2006

Yr sister is a beauty when she's naked
Grimey Drawer
when he was in cardassian mind prison, you think he hosed that cardassian dude?

A Doomed Purloiner
Jan 4, 2006

He was never in a Cardassian mind prison.

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A Doomed Purloiner
Jan 4, 2006

Sorry, I was never in a Cardassian mind prison (since ITT I am Miles O'Brien).

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