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Apple Pie Hubbub posted:
Snakes have evolved to engulf and digest things bigger than them, Tinsley, you loving hack.
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They still won't shut up about that loving light bulb?
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Jan 4, 2014 22:39
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"More Coal" is already my pick for Worst Label of 2014. You don't have label the coal you idiot, you already have Obama saying it's coal! 
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Jan 4, 2014 22:40
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VitalSigns posted:"VitalSigns, your posts on the SomethingAwful D&D Duck Dynasty thread have shifted national policy and ushered in an era of unprecedented respect, tolerance, and social justice in America. What do you have to say" I'm sorry, the correct answer to that question is always "I'm going to Disney World!"
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Jan 4, 2014 22:50
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Our first gay President doesn't even wear a V-collar, now who's the Real Homophobe? That's why I voted for Rick Santorum jr"
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Lycus posted:They still won't shut up about that loving light bulb? At times I doubt they will ever loving shut up about light bulbs.
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Fulchrum posted:I'm sorry, the correct answer to that question is always "I'm going to Disney World!" It doesn't matter what I say. After I'm dead the Mike Lesters of the world will put whatever awful reactionary bullshit in my mouth to claim I totally would have voted for the guys who want to go back to beating gays.
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Badera posted:I realize I may be late to the party with this, but I just looked at Asay's website and he says that he taught in the public school system. Asay also said that he used to be more left-wing early in life. He became a conservative later on.
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Jan 4, 2014 22:53
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For some reason Asay only other Wikipedia page is in Turkish: http://tr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Asay Which one of you speaks Turkish and made it, let's fess up 
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Jan 4, 2014 22:58
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Lycus posted:They still won't shut up about that loving light bulb? That Stantis is from 2011.
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Jan 4, 2014 23:02
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WampaLord posted:"More Coal" is already my pick for Worst Label of 2014. Sadly, that cartoon's from 2013 since I was late and didn't get it in in time. King of Solomon posted:That Stantis is from 2011. It must be a repost then since it was new on GoComics and AAEC.
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Ammat The Ankh posted:It must be a repost then since it was new on GoComics and AAEC. It must be, yeah; the copyright says 2011.
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Jan 4, 2014 23:08
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 A thing happened in 1967.
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CampingCarl posted:
The Liberty had lots of jam or jello stored on board?
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Jan 4, 2014 23:36
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CFLs are like three for $20 at my local store, and those things last forever. Even if we totally ignore the environment, it's better than the old incandescent bulbs in every possible way. This is just making a stand against those drat hippies and their oppressive policies forcing us to use...superior bulbs? Also, any opportunity to repost this. 
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Rorus Raz posted:CFLs are like three for $20 at my local store, and those things last forever. Even if we totally ignore the environment, it's better than the old incandescent bulbs in every possible way. This is just making a stand against those drat hippies and their oppressive policies forcing us to use...superior bulbs? The only way I can see this situation playing out is Edison murdering the government agent, stealing his CFL bulb and his time machine, then riding the time waves stealing inventions and bringing them back to 19th-century America to sell them for mad profits. VitalSigns fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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VitalSigns posted:The only way I can see this situation playing out is Edison murdering the government agent, stealing his CFL bulb and his time machine, then riding the time waves stealing inventions and bringing them back to 19th-century America to sell them for mad profits. Also, Edison would somehow frame Tesla for the murder of the agent.
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VitalSigns posted:The only way I can see this situation playing out is Edison murdering the government agent, stealing his CFL bulb and his time machine, then riding the time waves stealing inventions and bringing them back to 19th-century America to sell them for mad profits. And that government agent was Nikola Tesla. Edit: beaten by a better joke. Fulchrum fucked around with this message at 00:09 on Jan 5, 2014 |
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Jan 5, 2014 00:05
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Not many people have seen Edison's full quote: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything... but I know for a fact that my lightbulb is the best forever"
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Jan 5, 2014 00:09
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This is the dumbest loving cartoon.
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Rorus Raz posted:Also, any opportunity to repost this. This is on par with the hundred million dead because of dynamite one.
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Rorus Raz posted:CFLs are like three for $20 at my local store, and those things last forever. Even if we totally ignore the environment, it's better than the old incandescent bulbs in every possible way. This is just making a stand against those drat hippies and their oppressive policies forcing us to use...superior bulbs? Ahhhh, the familiar anger you get from classic stupid opinions.
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Rorus Raz posted:CFLs are like three for $20 at my local store, and those things last forever. Even if we totally ignore the environment, it's better than the old incandescent bulbs in every possible way. This is just making a stand against those drat hippies and their oppressive policies forcing us to use...superior bulbs? They're regularly on sale at my local grocery store for $0.49, and they're the instant on, slightly yellow ones, none of this takes forever to warm up and apparently the wrong shade of light that upsets people.
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Jan 5, 2014 00:18
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What I still don't know is, if the government hadn't stepped in, would bulb makers stop manufacturing incandescents eventually on their own, same as tube TVs?
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Rorus Raz posted:CFLs are like three for $20 at my local store, and those things last forever. Even if we totally ignore the environment, it's better than the old incandescent bulbs in every possible way. This is just making a stand against those drat hippies and their oppressive policies forcing us to use...superior bulbs? It's not just that Edison's bulb shares little similarity with today's tungsten lamps, the best thing is just how annoyed Edison seems to be with his invention. "So many sleepless nights sunk into this little sucker, and it produces hardly any light. Should have focused on inventing the television instead." I wonder if in early 20th century there were paranoid wackos rambling about the government taking their carbon filament away.
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steinrokkan posted:I wonder if in early 20th century there were paranoid wackos rambling about the government taking their carbon filament away.   
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Jan 5, 2014 00:40
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Political Cartoons 2014: Yes, we're still complaining about light bulbs.
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Rorus Raz posted:A few years ago they tried to make a giant stink over the tiny amount of mercury in CFL bulbs. Ah yes, the amount of mercury that's less than what's in the coal that is (probably, unless you live near Hoover Dam or something) burned to power the energy difference for the other ones.
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Rorus Raz posted:A few years ago they tried to make a giant stink over the tiny amount of mercury in CFL bulbs. To be fair, the warning labels on CFL packaging can be a little frightening if you actually read them. I remember one of them saying that you had to open all the windows in your house if you broke a bulb, so the mercury vapors could air out.
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The dumb thing about that trapped boat? The sea ice levels in 2013 were abnormally, inexplicably high--for the current trend of all-time record lows (the lowest set in 2012). http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/09/19/sorry-arctic-sea-ice-isnt-really-recovering/ It's still well below ice levels seen the latter part of the 20th century.
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 1I guess Wise isn't completely senile yet.  2But when you make the exact same joke as Larry King did on Twitter, on the other hand...  3You ever been cold... ON WEED?  4Wrong, Bennett. Limbaugh has no heart.  5Lazy cartoonists love Colorado right now.  6A mutant dog with fingers, that is.
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I once had a CFL break in my loving mouth (I will not explain how.) I am not any more brain damaged than I had previously been.
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DoctorStrangelove posted:I once had a CFL break in my loving mouth (I will not explain how.) I am not any more brain damaged than I had previously been. I used to bite lead split-shot fishing sinkers to lock them on the line. Sometimes I wonder how much better my life would be if I hadn't done that.
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Didn't we see all these exact Colorado cartoons a year ago when they passed the marijuana resolution? And now they're selling it like they said they would, wow!
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JT Jag posted:Didn't we see all these exact Colorado cartoons a year ago when they passed the marijuana resolution? So you're saying their expectations needed to be... HIGHer?  (JRRose! better give me credit when he uses this.)
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Ammat The Ankh posted:
I won't believe global warming exists until there is literally no ice or cold left anywhere on the planet
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CURATOR OF ANIME posted:
Apparently hating the new WTC tower because it isn't a hilariously infeasible 3000ft tall cross is a new conservative thing.
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Internet Webguy posted:
Forget Larry King, I first heard this oh so clever reference on local news over twenty years ago in reference to boulders pot rally. And I'm sure it predates that.
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Internet Webguy posted:
That must be a GIS'd image of a weather map. They're not that hard to draw! quote:
Pee pee doo doo he is a bad dictator. What is the point of this comic? Everyone knows Kim Jong Un is a bad man.
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