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Delsaber posted:Personal log, I have created the greatest thing in the universe.
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The best part of DS9 is when O'Brien goes "Keiko is having another baby" and Worf just freaks out "What? Now?!" and loving runs away. Best callback ever.
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Goddamnit Quark shorted my sack again. I know it and he knows it. Look at him staring me down and smirking. He knows all he has to do is tell Keiko and she'll run to Odo and I'm hosed. I mean 2 bars of gold press latinum for a brick of weed smuggled in from a Cardassian bunghole? What a dick.
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Jan 7, 2014 23:12
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Fandyien posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNyut2fgf5w Odo's contempt is palpable.
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Jan 7, 2014 23:18
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gently caress you kid, it's my turn to draw
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Jan 7, 2014 23:20
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My head looks like a dirty little pumpkin. I wish someone would just cut it up and use it my great great great grand dad's pumpkin soup recipe.
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Jan 7, 2014 23:20
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goddamn this thread got good *dislocates shoulder*
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Jan 7, 2014 23:25
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limaCAT posted:Molly, my shirt is supposed to be yellow, not red. Redshirts have it better than O'Brien, their suffering is brief. O'Brien lives on in a living hell, unable to truly die. Every fleeting moment of joy exists only to be crushed.
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buttcrackmenace posted:
I do it for the pain pills. They help me forget how lovely Keiko's cooking is. When I start to remember, the Vicodin-induced constipation helps me forget again. Cactus poop... You're my only friend on this starship.
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Unguided posted:Redshirts have it better than O'Brien, their suffering is brief. O'Brien lives on in a living hell, unable to truly die. Every fleeting moment of joy exists only to be crushed. At least he is proficient in replicating Mel Gibson's Straitjacket scene from Lethal Weapon 2.
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Jan 7, 2014 23:53
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Keikhole 
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Jan 7, 2014 23:55
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Fun fact: Data introduced Keiko to Miles.
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Jan 7, 2014 23:57
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I've been on this space station for four years and never once have I seen a bathroom.
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Unguided posted:Redshirts have it better than O'Brien, their suffering is brief. O'Brien lives on in a living hell, unable to truly die. Every fleeting moment of joy exists only to be crushed. Speak for yourself O'Brien.
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limaCAT posted:Fun fact: Data introduced Keiko to Miles.
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I think it just made Data happy to know that there was something less human than him aboard the Enterprise.
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limaCAT posted:Fun fact: Data introduced Keiko to Miles. And they say Data doesn't have a sense of humor.
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Jan 8, 2014 00:56
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Kardasian technology is actually really easy to work with. I just pretend to struggle with it so I can spend time in the Jeffries tubes, alone. by my self. with my thoughts. *gazes of into the distance*
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limaCAT posted:Fun fact: Data introduced Keiko to Miles. Koil posted:Start by beaming that horrible robot into space. As far as possible. Miles can then take his cat who will probably still hate him.
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:Miles can then take his cat who will probably still hate him. I look at the cat. I look at Keiko. I look at the transporter. I have an idea.
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Jan 8, 2014 01:14
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My only accomplishment in life was convincing Data that that stupid green visor he wears to play poker looks good.
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JossiRossi posted:I look at the cat. I look at Keiko. I look at the transporter. I have an idea. What about Bashir?
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I've been working my way through DS9, and suddenly the interaction between O'Brien and Riker make a lot more sense in episode 309. 
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Met a new vole in Geoffrey's tube 18. It has a big, pink tuft of hair on it's back. I think I'll call this one Rose. Wish Keiko would bring me a rose. She is a botanist after all, she should have plenty of them. She doesn't understand me. No one understands me. Only the voles understand me. One day Rose, all this, this whole station, will be yours. I'll make sure of it.
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Jan 8, 2014 02:21
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did tribbles ever happen again in star trek after the old one?
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Today I almost killed the entire crew of the station. I rigged the entire station full of booby traps and then spliced together a bunch of footage to make it look like Gul Dukat's idea. Effortless for an engineer of my caliber, not that Commander. "My Klingon Coffee is a Degree Cooler Than I Like It Can You Put in a Week of Overtime to Adjust all the Replicators Chief" would understand. I thought I was busted when Gul Dukat himself showed up, but he was so impressed with the setup that he accepted credit for it! Cardies...
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:did tribbles ever happen again in star trek after the old one? Watch the episode of Ds9 "Trials and Tribbleations" you won't be dissapointed.
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Jan 8, 2014 02:28
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:did tribbles ever happen again in star trek after the old one? Once, in DS9, where they go back in time to the Original Series episode. Odo gives Worf poo poo for the tribbles being the great Klingon enemy, Bashir worries that he's going to be his own great grandfather, and it turns out the reason all the tribbles keep falling on Kirk's head in that one scene was that Sisko was dropping them on him. All in all a good episode.
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Personal Log Stardate 50977.4 As bad as things seem, I can always rest assured that I'm better off than those poor shulbs that I'm in charge of. I mean I have a family to go home to. What the hell do they have? Rom: Chief, I've finished calibrating the deflector array, repolarized the emitters, degaussed the transporter pads, and re-initialized the datacore. O'Brien: That's fine Rom, that will be all for today. I'm just about to go have a late dinner with Keiko, what are your plans for the evening? Rom: Oh not much, Leeta and I are just going to the holo suites to have sex. See you tomorrow. Personal Log Addendum Schedule more overtime for Rom until I can have a talk with Garak about Cardassian assassination tactics. Bashir better loving thank me for this.
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Fonzarelli posted:I was like "should i know who this guy is?" and then I googled him and realised that no i shouldn't, because he's from the most boring lame show ever created Colm Meany kinda hates Star Trek too, so there's that. limaCAT posted:At least he is proficient in replicating Mel Gibson's Straitjacket scene from Lethal Weapon 2. I like how he spends 30 virtual years in prison and gets home and it's all "Back to work for you!" and then they're surprised when he ends up pointing a gun at his head. They should just cast him in Game of Thrones so they someone on TV can continue torturing his characters.
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Tighclops posted:The best part of DS9 is when O'Brien goes "Keiko is having another baby" and Worf just freaks out "What? Now?!" and loving runs away. My favorite moment is in the finale, when Miles is talking about where they'll live on Earth. Everyone is giving ideas, and Worf won't shut up about Minsk, with the best being an off-screen suggestion when it seems like the convo is over.
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Sisko: Chief I need you to pack up your stuff and move it to cargo bay 3. That will be your station from now on. We're bringing in some new people and we need to make more room in ops. O'Brien mumbling: Okay but...if this keeps up...I'm going to...burn the station down...
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*Smokes joint in jefferies tube* "Welcome to the Miles high club"
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Evil Sagan posted:Today I almost killed the entire crew of the station. I rigged the entire station full of booby traps and then spliced together a bunch of footage to make it look like Gul Dukat's idea. Effortless for an engineer of my caliber, not that Commander. "My Klingon Coffee is a Degree Cooler Than I Like It Can You Put in a Week of Overtime to Adjust all the Replicators Chief" would understand. I was so close to ending it all too. I faked an injury in the death-jefferies-tubes I rigged up, hoping to stall Sisko long enough for the sweet release of death, but the bastard kept going to the reactor console, leaving me to be shamefully rescued by his goddamn son. I had fed him some bullshit about diverting the explosion into the shields, such a thing was impossible, it never should have worked. But he did it. I have no idea how, it's against the laws of physics. Even if it was possible, it should have taken him a lot longer than 10 goddamn seconds. If he can perform a literal engineering miracle on the fly, what the hell am I good for? So now all that I'm left with is the mother of all repair jobs. Life support's fried, reactor's gonna need weeks of work after Sisko's little magic trick, and I'm going to have to coordinate the removal of all the poison gas, cost a pretty penny that gas did, goddamnit.
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Its not that I mind hosing down the holodeck, I knew it was part of the job when I transfered to DS9, but I'll never get used to whatever the foul seed Worf produces when he's "practicing his Batlef". All over the walls. All over the ceiling. And the stench, it gets into the clothing. But worse, Keiko likes the smell. Says it reminder her of something, but won't say what.
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Odo confiscated Chris Sarandon's luck machine. He wouldn't even let me borrow it for an hour. The universe is against me.
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I sometimes wonder what Troi knows, with all that telepathy hocus pocus. She claims she can only detect moods. But ever since I started having "those feelings" about molly, Troi avoids me like the plague. Recently I started moderating an online forum.
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Blazing Ownager posted:Colm Meany kinda hates Star Trek too, so there's that. Does he? So hes kind of like Miles irl. Hates his job, does it anyways. I wonder if he has a family and hates them too
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To: Obrain,Miles (Obrain.Miles@staff.SFASF.SFA.Starfleet.sol.alpha.milkyway) From: Starfleet Academy Information Technology Office Support (usersupport@support.SFASFA.SFA.Starfleet.sol.alpha.milkyway) Subject: Re: Incorrect personel data. Message: quote:To: Starfleet Academy Information Technology Office Support Are you sure it is misspelled? The number of mistakes in your message and grasp of grammar seems suspect. Also, do not use abbreviations (ie. ASAP) as it is against official subspace communications policy. Please review the proper procedures for submitting information change requests and try again. Failure to do so on future attempts and continued unprofessional language and outbursts will result in a citation in your official record. --- Starfleet Academy San Fransisco Information Technical Support Support Supervisor: Ensign Spaki JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 04:37 on Jan 8, 2014 |
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I stood in the airlock today, finger over the button to open it but I didn't do it. I decided to program all the doors and airlocks in the station to open at the same time. Don't know if I'll actually go through with it, I'll have to see what crap my wife tries to feed me tonight. Addendum: Cardasian poo poo again. Let's see if the prophet can breath vacuum.
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