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karl fungus posted:I did a reverse image search for kicks, and one of the results was a female bonobo putting on a mating display that looked just like his face. Well, he's in for a sexy(?) surprise if he ever finds himself in a group of bonobos then.
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Paladinus posted:Thanks, I thought this must be the case. Among racists, yes. BgRdMchne posted:Next season, TLC brings you Porch Monkeys. Watch the first family of porch swing manufacturers get in some stupid argument. I feel awful for laughing at that. 
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Scarf posted:I feel awful for laughing at that. It's okay, he's taking it back.
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Mizuti posted:"Gator bait" is also a slur against black people. That was a abominable racist joke from the old days but "gator bait" really wasn't used to exclusively refer to black people. It's kinda like if you called kindergarteners "target practice" and then tried to claim that any use of "target practice" was a slur against children. Where I'm from in Florida, "gator bait" usually meant any football team going up against the University of Florida Gators. Contrast that to the "porch monkey" example which has only ever been used in a racist and derogatory context. Little Blackfly posted:I'm pretty sure its a show about off-road enthusiasts. Which doesn't really excuse it, but mudding on its own is a weird basket of redneck awkward. A guy at work goes to Rednecks with Paychecks every year. It's basically the Burning Man of the muddin' crowd.  
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"Gator bait" isn't always used as a slur, but in some contexts it definitely is a slur. Wikipedia posted:A black person, especially a black child. More commonly used in states where alligators are found, particularly Florida. I don't think it was intentional in this case, but it was a bad idea to combine that with "mud people". Anyways, back to the awkward. 
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That' Reddit vs. Fashion, not Donald Faison as I initially assumed.
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You'd think it would be hard to gently caress up something as jeans and a shirt but my God.
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Jan 21, 2014 01:33
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nihilistic_fish posted:This happened today: You poor bastard. Two new shops have opened in town that are dealing in YGO and half of our crowd has bailed on us. I do the dance of joy every Saturday when the game room is empty.
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Jan 21, 2014 02:35
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nihilistic_fish posted:This happened today: My god, a steampunk MLP messenger bag.  It's totally expected, yet it bothers me so...
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nihilistic_fish posted:This happened today: I don't want to get into a massive derailment, but can someone honestly explain this beard style to me? Why has this person shaved off so much of it? I don't understand. As a bearded person I cannot imagine what would have to go through your mind to think — I'll shave off everything apart from the bit under my chin and on my neck. There must be some weird rationale they're using, but I can't imagine what it is. Any former goony-as-gently caress people able to weigh in? Also, on the subject of facial hair, content. 
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Paladinus posted:I googled it and the show is apparently about people who drive monster trucks in mud. I guess they're supposed to be the titular mud people. Is it really such a common phrase? See, when I think of mud people, I think of the Mud People.  Asaro Mudmen from Papua New Guinea.
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nihilistic_fish posted:This happened today: Where was this taken? I think I've met this guy but I can't quite place it.
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Jeherrin posted:I don't want to get into a massive derailment, but can someone honestly explain this beard style to me? Why has this person shaved off so much of it? I don't understand. As a bearded person I cannot imagine what would have to go through your mind to think — I'll shave off everything apart from the bit under my chin and on my neck. There must be some weird rationale they're using, but I can't imagine what it is. Any former goony-as-gently caress people able to weigh in? I'm willing to bet that he doesn't shave it like that, it just doesn't grow like that.
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grittyreboot posted:
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So, dress shirts, ties and sweater vests all around, then? Also, smile wider, dammit! 
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DontMockMySmock posted:Where was this taken? I think I've met this guy but I can't quite place it. At a local comic shop in Fullerton, CA. I don't know if I want to give the name of the shop because I am buddies with the owner and he is a great guy. His store is cool too but I have to remember to avoid any card game days.
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Jeherrin posted:I don't want to get into a massive derailment, but can someone honestly explain this beard style to me? Why has this person shaved off so much of it? I don't understand. As a bearded person I cannot imagine what would have to go through your mind to think — I'll shave off everything apart from the bit under my chin and on my neck. There must be some weird rationale they're using, but I can't imagine what it is. Any former goony-as-gently caress people able to weigh in? I think someone talked about this a long time ago in this thread. It just boils down to trying to cover a double chin. Having that line of facial hair can also give the beard guy the illusion of a jawline. Also, for me, the hair on the upper lip is uncomfortable and never quite grows into a full mustache so it just gets shaved off but the beard stays because otherwise I look like a man baby. That being said, there are tons of guys here in Arkansas that wear the chin strap completely unironically and some of them aren't fat guys.
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Little Blackfly posted:E^^^^: Holy gently caress, he's wearing an 8-bit tie. What is going on with that dude's lower half? Because all I can see is 
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nihilistic_fish posted:At a local comic shop in Fullerton, CA. I don't know if I want to give the name of the shop because I am buddies with the owner and he is a great guy. His store is cool too but I have to remember to avoid any card game days. I think I have met him then; not at that shop but elsewhere in the LA area. Good to know I'm not crazy; when I saw his face I just got all of these vague recollections about how weird he is (exactly as weird as you'd expect from that beard). You know, sometimes I wish that I had become addicted to some hobby other than tabletop gaming.
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Little Blackfly posted:E^^^^: Holy gently caress, he's wearing an 8-bit tie. That's not awkward, that's just a hot twink, they can wear whatever they want.
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MutantBlue posted:No, it's a pillow you dingus.  I meant the guy dudebro. Because if that's Danny Choo, that makes it extra weird* considering that's his mascot. *I mean, weirder than the fact that he calls all his doll figures his "daughters"
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massive spider posted:Yeah, at a store I worked at a woman placed an order over the phone for a bunch of womens clothing and marked it out to be picked up by a guy going under the name of "useless oval office". My supervisor thought I was being passive aggressive when I rang it up. I want to see this done at Starbucks. Would sure beat all the people saying their name is Primrose Everdeen.
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THAT'S A NICE HAT FOR A CLOWN TO WEAR
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I think the threads might have all got gassed but W&W used to be as bad as that reddit thing with the non self aware dork selfies.
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   OKCupid is the gift that keeps on giving.   
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