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Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

zoux posted:

Yeah that and his entire worldview.

Hard to have a proper view when your eyes are spaced too close together for your Golden Guy mask.

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Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

It Came from Etsy.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 23:03

Shwqa: Feb 13, 2012

Low Desert Punk posted:

It Came from Etsy.

I really hope they aren't trying to sell those teeth. :ohdear:

# ? Jan 21, 2014 23:08

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

Low Desert Punk posted:

It Came from Etsy.

I vant to fix your car, bleh.

# ? Jan 21, 2014 23:08

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I've heard they want to make a TV show based on From Dusk Till Dawn...

# ? Jan 21, 2014 23:45

onemanlan: Oct 4, 2006

Cloks posted:

He is wearing a belt and "suspenders." The man does not trust his pants.

Here's some content. The man he's talking with is his father.

Rusty Venture is real!?!?

So this happened recently

Sorry if this is some goon, but dang...

# ? Jan 22, 2014 01:02

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

onemanlan posted:

Rusty Venture is real!?!?

So this happened recently

Sorry if this is some goon, but dang...

Honestly the "no pressure" was pretty awkward but at least that was an okay save. I mean he didn't call you a dumb whore who deserves to be raped by assholes or anything.

e: Just how low have my expectations gone that I can view that as a positive instead of a given?

# ? Jan 22, 2014 01:12

onemanlan: Oct 4, 2006

Shugojin posted:

Honestly the "no pressure" was pretty awkward but at least that was an okay save. I mean he didn't call you a dumb whore who deserves to be raped by assholes or anything.

e: Just how low have my expectations gone that I can view that as a positive instead of a given?

It's the silver lining we all look for in things. Good quality to have.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 01:27

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Megabound posted:

Holy crap I went to middle school with this kid. It was a new school for me, and at orientation when I told him I liked watching Dragon Ball Z he spent over an hour telling me about how much he loved Ranma 1/2. He later got kicked out of school for stabbing another kid with a pencil.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 01:47

Speleothing: May 6, 2008; Spare batteries are pretty key.

Shugojin posted:

Honestly the "no pressure" was pretty awkward but at least that was an okay save. I mean he didn't call you a dumb whore who deserves to be raped by assholes or anything.

e: Just how low have my expectations gone that I can view that as a positive instead of a given?

Also a plus: he's not beating around the bush, just strait up saying that he wants to get some. And then he takes it well when it's not gonna happen.

Or at least that's the read I'm getting from the few texts we see.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 02:00

Derek of the Andes: Dec 10, 2009

Is that a topless woman on the right or fat guy with tits??
Blechhh!!

# ? Jan 22, 2014 02:10

shoelace: Jul 25, 2013

# ? Jan 22, 2014 02:18

Neurion: Jun 3, 2013; The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Derek of the Andes posted:

Is that a topless woman on the right or fat guy with tits??
Blechhh!!

Oh god, the ripples on the body :gonk:

It's like watching a whale beach itself.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 02:39

Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

Shugojin posted:

Honestly the "no pressure" was pretty awkward but at least that was an okay save. I mean he didn't call you a dumb whore who deserves to be raped by assholes or anything.

e: Just how low have my expectations gone that I can view that as a positive instead of a given?

I was thinking the same. This thread has ruined me.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 02:41

Baldbeard: Mar 26, 2011

Derek of the Andes posted:

Is that a topless woman on the right or fat guy with tits??
Blechhh!!

drat, he's so fat his arms have become almost completely useless. They do literally nothing to stop his momentum and fold down like they were made out of rubber.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 03:27

McSpergin: Sep 10, 2013

uglynoodles posted:

I see my horrible abusive ex has loving metastasized into an even bigger douche, a feat previously thought impossible and proving that his shittiness truly is irreversible.

this is the abusive ex?! I remember reading this story a few weeks ago and just being like :v:

when he got dumped.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 03:49

Dog Case: Oct 7, 2003; Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Derek of the Andes posted:

Is that a topless woman on the right or fat guy with tits??
Blechhh!!

The wave that appears to travel down his back and then reflect off of his shorts is amazing. There's visible science happening.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 03:57

Purgatory Glory: Feb 20, 2005

Uhn posted:

"I better write my opinion on a piece of paper to prove it's me, just like those m'ladies do on the porno forums to prove it's them!"

# ? Jan 22, 2014 04:07

The Iron Rose: May 12, 2012; Cat Army

Derek of the Andes posted:

Is that a topless woman on the right or fat guy with tits??
Blechhh!!

Why can't I stop watching?

# ? Jan 22, 2014 05:21

Clochette: Aug 12, 2013

Tokelau All Star posted:

Holy crap I went to middle school with this kid. It was a new school for me, and at orientation when I told him I liked watching Dragon Ball Z he spent over an hour telling me about how much he loved Ranma 1/2. He later got kicked out of school for stabbing another kid with a pencil.

It's always pencils with these guys.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 05:37

Friends Are Evil: Oct 25, 2010; cats cats cats

# ? Jan 22, 2014 05:50

Neurion: Jun 3, 2013; The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Friends Are Evil posted:

Dang humans with their creepy skin! If only licking wasn't one of the ways we dogs can show affection, we wouldn't have to put our tongues all over it!

Also who the gently caress is getting worked up over wearing a collar? Choker collars aren't that strange an item. I'm betting they made a big deal about being a furry and decided to go on a rant about their collar.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:02

Bad Sneakers: Sep 4, 2004; me irl

Derek of the Andes posted:

# ? Jan 22, 2014 06:12

redneck sushi: Aug 5, 2013

Neurion posted:

I'm betting they made a big deal about being a furry and decided to go on a rant about their collar.

Probably because he wears nothing else. :furcry:

# ? Jan 22, 2014 08:04

Rujo King: Jun 28, 2007; I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm

Neurion posted:

Dang humans with their creepy skin! If only licking wasn't one of the ways we dogs can show affection, we wouldn't have to put our tongues all over it!

Also who the gently caress is getting worked up over wearing a collar? Choker collars aren't that strange an item. I'm betting they made a big deal about being a furry and decided to go on a rant about their collar.

"No, I'm a dog/fox hybrid, we don't have to do stupid human homework!"
"A dog-fox what? Wait, is that why you wear that flea collar?"
"FURSECUTION!"

# ? Jan 22, 2014 08:22

TTBF: Sep 14, 2005

Neurion posted:

Dang humans with their creepy skin! If only licking wasn't one of the ways we dogs can show affection, we wouldn't have to put our tongues all over it!

Also who the gently caress is getting worked up over wearing a collar? Choker collars aren't that strange an item. I'm betting they made a big deal about being a furry and decided to go on a rant about their collar.

There was a guy at my college who wore a collar around. Not a choker collar, but a straight up dog collar. I get the feeling that image is by a guy doing the same.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 08:34

Buzzman: Feb 21, 2011

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThibTu3_Nxg

Two guys who host some kind of sports show online degrade and humiliate a mentally handicapped person, quotes include:

quote:

The way I felt about watching your team play, is the way you feel everyday when you wake up and look in the mirror: disgusting.

Yeah gently caress you, you loving disfigured piece of poo poo! I hope you die, and I hope they eradicate all your chromosomes, even the ones that don't work

20 seconds after you were born, your loving mother was disgraced by you. Your mother wishes she would have aborted you the second she saw your face when you came out of her disgusting loose pussy.

You can see your loving melted face coming from a mile away!

# ? Jan 22, 2014 13:36

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

What. Is. The. Actual. gently caress.
Are they leaders of Social Darwinist KKK Nazi party? How on Earth can someone be such an enormous bastard and be proud of it?

# ? Jan 22, 2014 13:47

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Jedward are from the town just down the road from me, two of my friends beat them in a cross-country race once. :belarus:

# ? Jan 22, 2014 14:45

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Neurion posted:

Also who the gently caress is getting worked up over wearing a collar? Choker collars aren't that strange an item. I'm betting they made a big deal about being a furry and decided to go on a rant about their collar.

I'm betting they were wearing a collar, ears, and a tail.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 15:27

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Neurion posted:

Choker collars aren't that strange an item.

Are you posting from 1995? Are you wearing a big floppy hat with a fabric "rose" on it? Colored circle shaped glasses?

# ? Jan 22, 2014 16:40

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

zoux posted:

Are you posting from 1995? Are you wearing a big floppy hat with a fabric "rose" on it? Colored circle shaped glasses?

The chick that played Blossom was on What Not To Wear. She was legit dressing like a mom in the mid 90s.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 16:47

Bro Nerd Alpha: Aug 27, 2012; going on pussy patrol

What Not To Wear always pissed me off. I'd like to just see one episode where someone goes "gently caress you, you and you. I like what I am wearing now get the hell out of my apartment"

It always seemed like it was someone who worked a lot or was a stay at home mom. Yeah, gently caress you for wearing jeans and a sweatshirt while just running to the store for groceries.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 16:53

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

What Not To Wear always pissed me off. I'd like to just see one episode where someone goes "gently caress you, you and you. I like what I am wearing now get the hell out of my apartment"

It always seemed like it was someone who worked a lot or was a stay at home mom. Yeah, gently caress you for wearing jeans and a sweatshirt while just running to the store for groceries.

No need to be a Pantsuit Apologist.

Actually that'd be a pretty great username.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 16:58

Glasgow Kiss: Dec 12, 2007; Oh, put that thing away, Samurai. We all know what's going to happen. You'll swing your sword, I'll fly away, and probably say something like, "I'll be back, Samurai!" And then I'll flutter over the horizon and we probably won't see each for... about a week. And then we'll do the same thing again.

Buzzman posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThibTu3_Nxg

Two guys who host some kind of sports show online degrade and humiliate a mentally handicapped person, quotes include:

Holy poo poo.

# ? Jan 22, 2014 17:04