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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Madison owns so hard.

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Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
I'm going to laugh so hard if this whole season was just Cordelia's hell test for her to be supreme.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
Kyle's loooooove.

snuffles
Oct 7, 2007
Kyle the next supreme, please do it.

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

How long do we have to wait before Zoey brings herself back to life?

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
if Kyle brings back Zoe I will be both pissed and entertained at the same time.

if of course Kyle is the next Supreme.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Myrtle and Cordelia's conversation has me wishing they would come to the decision that the witch world doesn't deserve any of these girls as Supreme, and they veer the show back into WTF territory by just having a giant massacre for the second act.

Or Cordelia's supreme? Interesting.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Hahaha holy poo poo, Queenie's dancing is wonderful

Wagoneer
Jul 16, 2006

hay there!
I'm going to throw in some random-rear end plot device.

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
My hell is Vampire Academy too

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.
Cordelia's hell is Vampire Academy.

Edit: ^^^ :argh:

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.


Oh great, hell is a Vampire Academy commercial.

Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
Myrtle is the next Supreme, and she's been mind controlling these dumb bitches the whole time for her amusement.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

To be fair, Vampire Academy looks better than Coven.

MadSparkle
Aug 7, 2012

Can Bernie count on you to add to our chest's mad sparkle? Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?
I'm not watching the show, but I'm enjoying these comments. They give me hope.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.
Didn't Misty revive herself somehow after being burned at the stake?

Aw well, I know I said Delia, but now that it's out there, I'm guessing it's just a decoy for when Zoe comes back.

OmniBeer
Jun 5, 2011

This is no time to
remain stagnant!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

To be fair, Vampire Academy looks better than Coven.

Don't say things you can't take back.

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Cordelia's hell is Fiona, Fiona possesses Cordelia. Calling it

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Zombies' Downfall posted:

Cordelia's hell is Fiona, Fiona possesses Cordelia. Calling it

Oh crap. I could get behind this ending.

xeria
Jul 26, 2004

Ruh roh...

OmegaBR posted:

Didn't Misty revive herself somehow after being burned at the stake?

Yeah, we didn't get particulars on just how crispy burned she was before reviving but she did bring herself back. And as far as I'm aware, she's also the only one of the bunch to ever self-resurrect*.

*(Queenie maybe as well, but her gunshot stuff was murkier. She says they left her for dead I think, but I don't remember her ever specifically saying she died and brought herself back, just that she healed real quick.)

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Keep making up things until you find the one specific item in the house. Hahahahaha

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Oh no, Madison is threatening to expose the Coven. What could possibly happen?

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Madison still owns.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Yeah Frankentate! Kill her!

Wagoneer
Jul 16, 2006

hay there!
Can't she just mind control him off of her?

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.
Can't Madison kill him pretty easily or control his mind?

Acquilae
May 15, 2013

ThatPazuzu posted:

Keep making up things until you find the one specific item in the house. Hahahahaha
Cordelia: *gives exact location of the item like GPS coordinates*

Madison: "Check the vase...no, the piano! I'M WRONG THIS IS HARD I QUIT AND I'M EXPOSING THIS TO TMZ BYE"

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
*fumbles with cigarette lighter even thought she can create fire*


*dies to a normal dude even though she can throw him across room/mind control him/set him on fire*

Baku
Aug 20, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
I can't believe I'm saying this but in fairness to the show, being choked by Frankentate might interfere with a witch's ability to focus.

And the lighter thing, too; it's clear that Madison's weakness is that when you catch her off guard or shoot a hole in her ego she can't take it and she collapses.

Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
Madison's dead. Last episode is already 100% better than the rest of the whole season.

hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
Madison was Supreme and when she died her "powers" were inherited by Zoe.

Calling it.

Parasol Prophet
Aug 31, 2012

We Are Best Friends Now.

Wagoneer posted:

Can't she just mind control him off of her?

My brother just raised the same question, then suggested that the magic generator must be located in one's neck.

Brennan
Jan 18, 2005

Yodzilla posted:

*fumbles with cigarette lighter even thought she can create fire*


*dies to a normal dude even though she can throw him across room/mind control him/set him on fire*

I mean I guess when someone much stronger than you is choking you out and you're panicking it might be hard to focus

ThatPazuzu
Sep 8, 2011

I'm so depressed, I can't even blink.

Shitenshi posted:

Madison's dead. Last episode is already 100% better than the rest of the whole season.

But this episode made her one of the best characters.

OmegaBR
Feb 14, 2012

Come to me .... and live forever.

Wagoneer posted:

Can't she just mind control him off of her?

Can't she just throw him off using telekinesis?
Can't she just torch him with pyrokinesis?
Can't she just transmute away from him?

Can't she just mind control the others into killing each other?
Can't Queenie revive Zoe if she revived herself?
Can't ....

Wagoneer
Jul 16, 2006

hay there!

Zombies' Downfall posted:

I can't believe I'm saying this but in fairness to the show, being choked by Frankentate might interfere with a witch's ability to focus.

And the lighter thing, too; it's clear that Madison's weakness is that when you catch her off guard or shoot a hole in her ego she can't take it and she collapses.

I guess Zoe didn't consider that when she mind controlled Tate's choke off of her earlier.

Shitenshi
Mar 12, 2013
Oh look guys, a commercial for the real AHS: Coven.

OmegaDimension
Feb 18, 2013
Hahaha, are they really showing a commercial for another witch show during this. Can't be much worse than Coven, I suppose.

Edit: Beaten.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Woah, she's really dead? :stare:

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Wagoneer
Jul 16, 2006

hay there!

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

Woah, she's really dead? :stare:

Until she's alive again

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