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FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
I'd like to see more Quick Look Throwbacks. And not just for pure comedy like Multimedia Celebrity Poker, but to give one of the guys a chance to showoff an old, and perhaps overlooked, game that they really like.

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The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

FuriousGeorge posted:

I'd like to see more Quick Look Throwbacks. And not just for pure comedy like Multimedia Celebrity Poker, but to give one of the guys a chance to showoff an old, and perhaps overlooked, game that they really like.
More non-solo Bombasticas would be very much appreciated. Law of the West was glorious.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
I want Jeff to do an Amiga Stream, since like none of the crew except him had one. Also it's almost 30 years since they launched which is really crazy when I type it out.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Holy Cheese posted:

FINALLY! Someone sane.

Yea man dudes fake fighting over fake belts and soap opera like storylines is goddamn obtuse.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:

I want Jeff to do an Amiga Stream, since like none of the crew except him had one. Also it's almost 30 years since they launched which is really crazy when I type it out.

Yeah I have a big blind spot to the Amiga platform and I'd love to see him go over it.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Holy Cheese posted:

FINALLY! Someone sane.

I'm pretty sure everyone who loves wrestling also hates wrestling, and themselves.

So it's pretty much exactly like video games.

Hakkesshu fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Feb 1, 2014

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Fluffdaddy posted:

Yea man dudes fake fighting over fake belts and soap opera like storylines is goddamn obtuse.

The fact that there are people who watch it and people who make it certainly is obtuse.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I wonder if any of them played Phantom 2040, Super Baseball 2020, or Metal Warrior. Those were three of my favorite games of the SNES era(outside of the standard top-tier stuff) and if they haven't given them a shot, I would love a Breaking Brad: Metal Warrior. That game is really fun and unique for its time, but god drat is it balls hard after a while.

I think Patrick would like Phantom 2040 for how straight up different it is from pretty much any game of its era. Like, it's a platformer and all, but the storyline and progression is like Chrono Trigger's multiple endings, except if you instead changed it so that it would be multiple entire games instead. A few early crucial decisions can completely change the game's progression and layout depending on what you pick, and there's many, many endings. Dozens, I believe. The password system is also one of the balls-out craziest I've ever seen, with like 80-digit codes or something, but I can understand why when the game's that complex. It really blew me away as a kid, also it was a damned grim game. It's one of my favorite games of all time, probably in my top 10 or 20. I feel like I am the only person on the entire planet who ever played it, though.


On another note, does anyone have a good-quality image of the Gamepro ranking system? I figure this thread would be a good place to ask since a lot of people in here seem to be the sort who would even remember what I'm talking about. Not the scale they went with later, but rather the five-face original ones, this is the only example of good quality I could find, but it only has two of the faces.



BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:

I want Jeff to do an Amiga Stream, since like none of the crew except him had one. Also it's almost 30 years since they launched which is really crazy when I type it out.

You've gone from a skull to an old lady. At least there's a skull inside that head of hers, maybe.

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Metal Warriors is one of my favourite SNES games, I only lament the fact that a boxed copy is drat near as expensive as Earthbound on eBay. I'm sure Jeff has at least played it briefly since he's talked about the Assault Suits series.

Phantom 2040 I never played much of, because I didn't like the way it controlled. It felt a lot like the crappy Judge Dredd movie game to me, but I had no idea it was that ambitious. I'll have to give it another go.

dreffen
Dec 3, 2005

MEDIOCRE, MORSOV!

Metal Warriors is one of those games for me that I'll always remember for the awesome soundtrack more than anything.

RoadCrewWorker
Nov 19, 2007

camels aren't so great

Fluffdaddy posted:

Yea man dudes fake fighting over fake belts and soap opera like storylines is goddamn obtuse.
Nah everyone gets that part. It's that the fake fighting looks terrible and the soap opera storylines make porn scripts look like pulitzer price writing packaged in a mind numbing show format (and everyone who watches wrestling seems to think something along those lines) that raises some confusion.

BARONS GAMES WHINER posted:

I want Jeff to do an Amiga Stream
Yeah, some oldschool grab-bag streams would be nice, they were all pretty decent

also what's your relation to Judith Collins and/or her skeleton

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


dreffen posted:

Metal Warriors is one of those games for me that I'll always remember for the awesome soundtrack more than anything.

gently caress yeah, it has some of the nastiest basslines on the SNES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doGmYgjYAsU

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


I'd love an amiga stream. It was my first taste of gaming when I was a wee lad. My dad used to bring home big boxes full of copied floppies from his work offshore. I had like every game.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Once you get the hang of the "ninja rope" in Phantom 2040, you can do some really crazy poo poo.

There's a few pretty difficult levels depending on the items you have, and the sewer level(like all sewer levels) is pretty bad, but stuff like the underground jungle versus the spider-tanks and fights against Graft were pretty fun. The branching storyline thing though, yeah, it was loving ridiculous. Like, one of the very first decisions you make in the game(at the University) determines if you meet certain characters or obtain certain items throughout the entire rest of the game. You have to choose between the moral choice or getting a sweet fire extinguishing grenade, I think(saving the professor, or attacking some robots). I remember there being a contra-style boss, straight up techno-organic skull-monster in the basement of a labratory that was pretty creepy too. Totally-not-facehuggers scampering around too.

Man, now I wanna break out the SNES and play it again.

Hakkesshu posted:

gently caress yeah, it has some of the nastiest basslines on the SNES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doGmYgjYAsU

There will never be a more impressive piece of video game music to me than the Solstice title theme music.

This is exactly how it sounded on an NES. It's insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA

Captain Invictus fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Feb 1, 2014

Hakkesshu
Nov 4, 2009


Panic! At The Tesco posted:

I'd love an amiga stream. It was my first taste of gaming when I was a wee lad. My dad used to bring home big boxes full of copied floppies from his work offshore. I had like every game.

If you owned an Amiga and you didn't have like every game, you didn't really own an Amiga.


:laffo:

During the first 10 seconds I was like "this doesn't sound that impressive" and then my dumb face was loving owned, forever.

Hakkesshu fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Feb 1, 2014

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

Captain Invictus posted:

I wonder if any of them played Phantom 2040, Super Baseball 2020, or Metal Warrior. Those were three of my favorite games of the SNES era(outside of the standard top-tier stuff) and if they haven't given them a shot, I would love a Breaking Brad: Metal Warrior. That game is really fun and unique for its time, but god drat is it balls hard after a while.

How is Super Baseball 2020? I've been eyeing that one for my Neo Geo and it looks like it has a lot of personality to it. That one and Baseball Stars 2 as well.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I really enjoyed it, but I honestly haven't played it since I was younger, so I couldn't reliably tell you without nostalgiagoggles. But I do remember that there was a certain way to totally break the game when playing against the headless robot team, there was a specific pitch you can do that will hit them every single time, and while you'll let them get like 20 runs in and lose a shitload of money, you can completely destroy the entire team and make them worthless by beaning each player three times, which "breaks" them and drops their stats into the toilet.

It adds a few new mechanics to baseball, such as jetpacks for outfielders, upgradeable stats, armor and powerups for players, Stop pads in the outfield to immediately halt a ball that rolls onto it, earning/losing money for performing well/badly/hitting people, a bunch of other stuff. And the aesthetic is pretty good, too. I liked it a lot, but again, nostalgia talking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFlKdzdnPVw

edit: oh this isn't a video of the SNES version, but it's essentially the same exact thing just without the insert coin stuff, and I don't remember the umpire ever coming out and adding extra poo poo onto the field, weird.

Captain Invictus fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Feb 1, 2014

IkeTurner
Apr 19, 2002

Captain Invictus posted:

On another note, does anyone have a good-quality image of the Gamepro ranking system?

This site seems to have page scans from GamePro that include samples of the various review faces. Example:
http://archives.tg-16.com/GPRO/GPRO_1991_02_072.jpg

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

IkeTurner posted:

This site seems to have page scans from GamePro that include samples of the various review faces. Example:
http://archives.tg-16.com/GPRO/GPRO_1991_02_072.jpg

Oh excellent, thank you!

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

RoadCrewWorker posted:

Nah everyone gets that part. It's that the fake fighting looks terrible and the soap opera storylines make porn scripts look like pulitzer price writing packaged in a mind numbing show format (and everyone who watches wrestling seems to think something along those lines) that raises some confusion.

Yeah, some oldschool grab-bag streams would be nice, they were all pretty decent

also what's your relation to Judith Collins and/or her skeleton

The Amiga was an amazing system and Americans almost universally never saw any of it, they had C64s but not Amigas which is even weirder to me.

Also I made a right wing dude in the NZ thread mad because I called his Thatcherite Waifu "a disgusting, sub-human hate monger who deserves nothing but scorn"

Now I need to get a new skull.

yourafagpleasedie
Jun 27, 2013

by zen death robot

Fallom posted:

Yeah I'm gonna be real here, TNT was terrible.


Whatever, I'd rather watch TNT than see spelunky, speulnky, speunlky, bombin the am quicklook spelunky spelunky in my feed every day.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
Funny, I'd rather watch TNT than read your posting.

Perhaps Giant Bomb isn't the website for you! Maybe you should stop visiting it if certain content bothers you so much.

Jimbot
Jul 22, 2008

I don't know about you guys but they really need to put this video game poo poo on hold and do that burger challenge.

yourafagpleasedie
Jun 27, 2013

by zen death robot

Captain Invictus posted:

Funny, I'd rather watch TNT than read your posting.

Perhaps Giant Bomb isn't the website for you! Maybe you should stop visiting it if certain content bothers you so much.

could you make a more stereotypical goon reply, god drat.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

yourafagpleasedie posted:

could you make a more stereotypical goon reply, god drat.

He could empty quote your terrible username. That'd be a pretty good goon burn.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

yourafagpleasedie posted:

Whatever, I'd rather watch TNT than see spelunky, speulnky, speunlky, bombin the am quicklook spelunky spelunky in my feed every day.

... just alter your feed so that they don't pop up then...? I don't see what is so difficult about this.

RoadCrewWorker
Nov 19, 2007

camels aren't so great

yourafagpleasedie posted:

could you make a more stereotypical goon reply, god drat.
we can't all have a 6 month old account with 3 distinct 1 month probations for being a shithead, sorry

randombattle
Oct 16, 2008

This hand of mine shines and roars! It's bright cry tells me to grasp victory!

Another Person posted:

... just alter your feed so that they don't pop up then...? I don't see what is so difficult about this.

I'd rather passive aggressively whine about content from a video game website not being exactly what I want than just not watching it making me look like a huuuuuuge penis.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

This loving owns.

dreffen posted:

Metal Warriors is one of those games for me that I'll always remember for the awesome soundtrack more than anything.

We recently had a Metal Warriors tournament and while it's definitely still fun holy balls is the game imbalanced as hell. Certain mechs just own the gently caress out of others, especially in cramped spaces. The divebombing flying thing is a beast in the rights hands though.

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

Speaking of Metal Warriors, I always wondered if that ball mech was the inspiration for the droidekas in the Star Wars prequels, especially since both of them are Lucas properties.



yourafagpleasedie
Jun 27, 2013

by zen death robot
can you all passive aggressively whine about dark souls some more i got some heat on me

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

Captain Invictus posted:

On another note, does anyone have a good-quality image of the Gamepro ranking system? I figure this thread would be a good place to ask since a lot of people in here seem to be the sort who would even remember what I'm talking about. Not the scale they went with later, but rather the five-face original ones, this is the only example of good quality I could find, but it only has two of the faces.

Here they all are if you still need'em

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

yourafagpleasedie posted:

could you make a more stereotypical goon reply, god drat.

Yeah you're totally not a worthless goony nerd at all, man, you showed him!

RoadCrewWorker
Nov 19, 2007

camels aren't so great
I'd say he's just a throwaway threadshit-gimmick account but he's not funny enough for that. who the gently caress cares tho

Anyway Drew said something about "wanting to do something with beamng" with the new 'unfinished' concept, did he elaborate on that on UPF? It's basically just a (granted - pretty impressive) tech demo at this point, so i'd be curious if stuff like that matches what that feature covers or how they'd even approach showing it off.

RoadCrewWorker fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Feb 2, 2014

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
only real posters allowed in the giant bomb thread plz

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

RoadCrewWorker posted:

Anyway Drew said something about "wanting to do something with beamng" with the new 'unfinished' concept, did he elaborate on that on UPF? It's basically just a (granted - pretty impressive) tech demo at this point, so i'd be curious if stuff like that matches what that feature covers or how they'd even approach showing it off.

I didn't catch him saying that, that sounds like a weird but cool thing to show off. I also really want someone on the team to show off Rust in the unfinished category, the game is pretty ridiculous.

Grondoth posted:

only real posters allowed in the giant bomb thread plz

serios posters only no casuals allowed

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

RoadCrewWorker posted:

Anyway Drew said something about "wanting to do something with beamng" with the new 'unfinished' concept, did he elaborate on that on UPF? It's basically just a (granted - pretty impressive) tech demo at this point, so i'd be curious if stuff like that matches what that feature covers or how they'd even approach showing it off.

I think some of my favorite content has been them screwing around with unfinished but neat engines and BeamNG definitely fits that. It'd be neat to see!

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

yourafagpleasedie posted:

Whatever, I'd rather watch TNT than see spelunky, speulnky, speunlky, bombin the am quicklook spelunky spelunky in my feed every day.

"gently caress you it's January" is a known media phenomenon, nothing is coming out for them to QL, and some of Pat's Spelunky sessions are pretty good when he has guests.

The only real complaint I have with Giant Bomb is they haven't put up a new green screen since the move.

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

RoadCrewWorker posted:

Nah everyone gets that part. It's that the fake fighting looks terrible and the soap opera storylines make porn scripts look like pulitzer price writing packaged in a mind numbing show format (and everyone who watches wrestling seems to think something along those lines) that raises some confusion.

I don't understand how people like things i don't someone help me out.

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Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N

IRQ posted:

"gently caress you it's January" is a known media phenomenon, nothing is coming out for them to QL, and some of Pat's Spelunky sessions are pretty good when he has guests.

The only real complaint I have with Giant Bomb is they haven't put up a new green screen since the move.

The best Giant Bomb content in the last year was them playing a game released in 1995 (or 2011 if you're one of those people). Jeff's garage and the Gamespot library are full of thousands of games they could take a look at and make entertaining. A drought of new releases really should not affect GB in any way other than positively, considering what their top-tier content has consisted of in the past.

Gamespot also has a whole room that is wall-to-wall green screen. They played Cards Against Humanity in there once right after the move, but I think it's monopolized as a fancy set for Gamespot shows now.

Hargrimm fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Feb 2, 2014

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