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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Russia has just been such a cartoonishly depressing and hosed up place for so long

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cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



Monkey Fracas posted:

Russia has just been such a cartoonishly depressing and hosed up place for so long

paint smiley face on tarp, put tarp on your head

it is like you are happy now

Photex
Apr 6, 2009




Rambling Robot posted:


When all this is over their city will look like another abandoned amusement park/pet cemetery.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

I think one of the amazing things about Russia is if you look at their high profile billionaires they are all corrupt as gently caress criminals, like, it's not even a secret that they made their money criminally, many of them have actually been convicted multiple times of major criminal activity.

And no one gives a gently caress, sure it is known fact that the gained their wealthy through criminal activity and stealing state assets but no one does anything about it, it's just accepted as fact, what are you going to do? And not just in Russia, they are openly stashing away assets worldwide and buying up billions of dollars of real estate and no one gives a gently caress that it is plainly money derived from criminal activity.

We call this Capitalism.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Regarde Aduck posted:

We call this Capitalism.

At least Westerners try to be subtle about it.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

steinrokkan posted:

Is there a white knighting thread on SA? Even the D&D patrons seem to have resigned on defending the glorious socialist motherland.
What are you talking about? D&D wasted little time before it started mocking the Sochi, and D&D loves to see Russian corruption laid out for all to see. It's like saying goons "resigned themselves" to eating cheetos.

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



1stGear posted:

At least Westerners try to be subtle about it.

not really

then again they haven't started doing that russian thing where rich people buy police sirens for their cars so they can skip traffic

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Russia seems to be an excellent combination of extremely corrupt Crassus-like tyrants and millions upon millions of shellsuit and real fur trimmed trogs who are too proud and stubborn to do anything about it.

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

Dauntasa posted:

not really

then again they haven't started doing that russian thing where rich people buy police sirens for their cars so they can skip traffic
Don't they just run pedestrians over then in court say they're too rich and white to go to jail and they get off free instead?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Monkey Fracas posted:

Russia has just been such a cartoonishly depressing and hosed up place for so long

source of problem, we believe, related to having high concentrations of Russians living in country.

scorpiobean
Dec 22, 2004

I'll have one sugar coma drink, please.

Ah! Glorious Sochi bobsleds, da?

cock hero flux
Apr 17, 2011



concerned mom posted:

Russia seems to be an excellent combination of extremely corrupt Crassus-like tyrants and millions upon millions of shellsuit and real fur trimmed trogs who are too proud and stubborn to do anything about it.

well they've overthrown 2 regimes and each time the one that replaced it was also terrible

i think at this point they're just resigned to it

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
russia's been hosed up since the pre-christian days when the primary god they worshiped had to be placated with human sacrifice, not because he needed the blood to make the sun rise or do anything productive, but because if he wasn't kept happy he would get you

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

A Buttery Pastry posted:

What are you talking about? D&D wasted little time before it started mocking the Sochi, and D&D loves to see Russian corruption laid out for all to see. It's like saying goons "resigned themselves" to eating cheetos.

Got a link? I tried wading through the first page and was overwhelmed by the marxism and auspol megathreads

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Pictured: What Bob Vila sees when he eats too much welsh rarebit before bed

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility

[translated: "some things just aren't worth dying for."]

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

Croccers posted:

Don't they just run pedestrians over then in court say they're too rich and white to go to jail and they get off free instead?

I thought intentionally getting hit by a slow-moving car so you can sue the driver was a thing in Russia, and big reason why everyone has dash-cams.

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp

Entropic posted:

I thought intentionally getting hit by a slow-moving car so you can sue the driver was a thing in Russia, and big reason why everyone has dash-cams.

Those are all western journalists, preparing us for the masterstroke of pulling off the great Sochi olympics lie.

Sakarja
Oct 19, 2003

"Our masters have not heard the people's voice for generations and it is much, much louder than they care to remember."

Capitalism is the problem. Anarchism is the answer. Join an anarchist union today!

Von Sloneker posted:

[translated: "some things just aren't worth dying for."]

Solution: Wild dogs. Always solution is wild dogs.

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 19 days!

That is insane, a strong wing could take the entire wall out.

I wonder how many middle managers will be quietly reassigned after the event to a Siberian salt mine for making Russia look a bit poo poo.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



steinrokkan posted:

Is there a white knighting thread on SA? Even the D&D patrons seem to have resigned on defending the glorious socialist motherland.

D&D communists are probably gloating over this 'failure of free market capitalism'. And unlike Indians, Russians are white so they aren't getting any help from SJWs either.

I am starting to feel a little bad for them

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Seoinin posted:

the primary god they worshiped had to be placated with human sacrifice, not because he needed the blood to make the sun rise or do anything productive, but because if he wasn't kept happy he would get you

Putin?

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
Sochi is perfect because I'm pretty sure Call of Duty was running out of map ideas.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer

SarutosZero posted:

Sochi is perfect because I'm pretty sure Call of Duty was running out of map ideas.

its more like battlefield cause the whole thing is destructible

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Russia fails under feudalism.
Russia fails under communism.
Russia fails under capitalism.

Someone needs to hurry up and invent some new economic paradigms or Russia is in big trouble.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



realtalk, I am still surprised their country is the biggest in the world, how on earth did they build up such a huge empire with all their men being incompetent and drunk

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
i want to move to russia so bad. it looks so ownage

BrainMeats
Aug 20, 2000

We have evolved beyond the need for posting.

Soiled Meat

Phlegmish posted:

realtalk, I am still surprised their country is the biggest in the world, how on earth did they build up such a huge empire with all their men being incompetent and drunk

They took Siberia because nobody else wanted it.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Grover needs to stop posting in gip and in here claiming that everything is just fine.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

first thing rurik rurikid saw when he got off the longboat was putin in a fur hat, smiling thinly

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

Phlegmish posted:

realtalk, I am still surprised their country is the biggest in the world, how on earth did they build up such a huge empire with all their men being incompetent and drunk

If Civ V taught me anything, it has something to do with Catherine the Great and her love of horses.

Vladimir Putin
Mar 17, 2007

by R. Guyovich

bathroom sounds posted:

What's the over/under on a fullblown Munich-style massacre?

Hard to say. On the one hand there are prob lots of groups who would want to make a statement. On he other hand you have to believe that the Russians are going to lock everything the gently caress down.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
This is unironically going to be my most fondly remembered winter olympics ever

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Darth123123 posted:

Got a link? I tried wading through the first page and was overwhelmed by the marxism and auspol megathreads
It's on the last few pages of the Eastern Europe: The Bear Always Wins megathread, but it's nowhere near as active as this one.

Phlegmish posted:

realtalk, I am still surprised their country is the biggest in the world, how on earth did they build up such a huge empire with all their men being incompetent and drunk
if you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!
To the idiot claiming people were selectively showing bad parts of Sochi, here vice put out a mini-doc on the place. Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_MBOeqSYVk

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
Reposting this as well, midway through and its pretty eye-opening.

http://www.cbc.ca/player/Shows/Shows/The+Passionate+Eye/ID/2428389648/

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

SarutosZero posted:

Sochi is perfect because I'm pretty sure Call of Duty was running out of map ideas.

Wasn't there an Olympic Village map in Rainbow 6?

AgentHaiTo
Feb 7, 2003

Well, isn't this a coincidence? So, um, how you doing? You're busy, I know and I don't want to distract you, please, don't let me interrupt you.

t3h z0r posted:

Reposting this as well, midway through and its pretty eye-opening.

http://www.cbc.ca/player/Shows/Shows/The+Passionate+Eye/ID/2428389648/

I guess that's for Canadians only?

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



AgentHaiTo posted:

I guess that's for Canadians only?

Steelpudding posted:

I can't believe I haven't seen this video posted in this thread already..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H59qzY_8XbM

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Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
This Sochi place I've been hearing about recently sounds pretty nice. Hotels, free dogs, chemically treated water, live sports events, and wonderful vistas. I don't know what you guys are so mad about I'm thinking about moving there so see you gently caressers later.

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