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A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

SarutosZero posted:

Shame on any of you speaking ill of Sochi in this thread. You'll all be sorry when Putin sees this
shame on you for not realizing Putin already post!

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
So, how much gold and silver do you think there are in the medals by now?
Google says they are gold/silver plated, but seeing how far the corruption extends most of that is probably right now hanging around the neck of a hairy chested multiple tattoo capo.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SarutosZero posted:

Shame on any of you speaking ill of Sochi in this thread. You'll all be sorry when Putin sees this

short little man has no power over me

happyhippy posted:

So, how much gold and silver do you think there are in the medals by now?
Google says they are gold/silver plated, but seeing how far the corruption extends most of that is probably right now hanging around the neck of a hairy chested multiple tattoo capo.

Spray-painted gold tarp

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.
Hot yellow no use on face water all over you, but no shower curtain, no electrical grounding, your door doesn't lock, your bed sheets have semen on them and workmen are sleeping in your room.

Sounds like a dream come true!

Seriously this sounds like something out of National Lampoon's European Vacation

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




bollig posted:

Serious question, when you use these toilets do you ever just crap in your pants? I've used them a couple times but I've always taken my pants completely off.

how hard is it to understand that you squat between your legs, stick your arse out and poo poo.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



That DICK! posted:

Camera's gotta go somewhere

its probably more like that scene from die another day where the chinese have the surveillance team behind a one way glass mirror in bonds hotel room

except mirror is tarp

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


The 100,000 condoms being sent to the Olympic Village are just cut up tarp.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
The Star's caption from this 2012 photo reads: "Workers take a break in front of the Olympic Stadium being built for the 2014 Winter Olympics"

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

its probably more like that scene from die another day where the chinese have the surveillance team behind a one way glass mirror in bonds hotel room

except mirror is tarp

And surveillance team is dogs. But is good, they have sharp hearing.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


NoneSuch posted:

how hard is it to understand that you squat between your legs, stick your arse out and poo poo.

its really not hard
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Squat-Toilet

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

The Star's caption from this 2012 photo reads: "Workers take a break in front of the Olympic Stadium being built for the 2014 Winter Olympics"



Only the best training facility for Russia athletes!

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

Do Not Resuscitate posted:

The Star's caption from this 2012 photo reads: "Workers take a break in front of the Olympic Stadium being built for the 2014 Winter Olympics"



Hey they are wasting valuable construction resources. That would have been someone's floor.

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
i've been thinking and honestly i'd rather see $51 billion used for comedic purposes over another boring Olympic Games. I hope South Korea can get Mel Brooks involved on the next one, this has been the best sporting event in history and it hasn't even started. hail putin

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Putin can not hear you from top of mountain of money.

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

I know Russians are tough and all that but I feel bad for the guy who has to put a bullet in each of those dogs.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ZombieReagan posted:

if you tend to get the shits once in a while its a legit concern, especially if you never been confronted with one of these before

... i still don't get how you could be spraying it all over your clothes, you'd roll your trousers down to the bottom of your legs right then place your butthole over the hole.

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



The Ape of Naples posted:

I know Russians are tough and all that but I feel bad for the guy who has to put a bullet in each of those dogs.

bullets are expensive. poison is cheaper!

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




happyhippy posted:

So, how much gold and silver do you think there are in the medals by now?
Google says they are gold/silver plated, but seeing how far the corruption extends most of that is probably right now hanging around the neck of a hairy chested multiple tattoo capo.

Ever see the movie Bad Santa? Remember that scene where the kid holds up his mangled and poorly taped advent calender, asking if anyone has messed with it, to which Billy Bob Thornton replies in the negative and that "its fine", only for the kid to find candy corn and aspirin in some of the windows where a chocolate should be?

That's what the medal presentations are going to be like.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.


Quote this if you are down with tarps, da?

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

The Ape of Naples posted:

I know Russians are tough and all that but I feel bad for the guy who has to put a bullet in each of those dogs.

he probably doesn't feel bad for the dogs, so don't

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

ZombieReagan posted:

if you tend to get the shits once in a while its a legit concern, especially if you never been confronted with one of these before

tbh if you get violent enough shits to paint your legs and shoes you should probably just take those pills that stop you making GBS threads

Jaramin
Oct 20, 2010


The Ape of Naples posted:

I know Russians are tough and all that but I feel bad for the guy who has to put a bullet in each of those dogs.



I think he'll be fine.

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

weakness posted:

this has been the best sporting event in history and it hasn't even started. hail putin

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

The Ape of Naples posted:

I know Russians are tough and all that but I feel bad for the guy who has to put a bullet in each of those dogs.

Bullet too expensive comrade. You use tin opener.
Go buy a tin opener.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

NoneSuch posted:

... i still don't get how you could be spraying it all over your clothes, you'd roll your trousers down to the bottom of your legs right then place your butthole over the hole.

Most Americans cannot do a deep squat.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

NoneSuch posted:

... i still don't get how you could be spraying it all over your clothes, you'd roll your trousers down to the bottom of your legs right then place your butthole over the hole.

Never had enough force from making GBS threads for back splash eh?

Ever seen a dog with the squirts? I have and no loving way are you not getting douched in poo poo squatting like that with the runs.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Fat Ogre posted:

Never had enough force from making GBS threads for back splash eh?

Ever seen a dog with the squirts? I have and no loving way are you not getting douched in poo poo squatting like that with the runs.

you are not a dog

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
On a lighter side, hot chicks of the games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puc63uAlTJI

Obviously all the Russians are moonlighting as porn stars.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Welp. People are going to die.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Reporting for shovel mission Sir.
Breaking character for a bit, all the wild dogs have been surprisingly cute.

Russia has best wild dogs.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Crewmine posted:

you are not a dog

Yes I'm bigger than a dog with bigger shits :shrek:

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Saint Freak posted:

Welp. People are going to die.

Putin lied dogs died

twoot
Oct 29, 2012

bollig posted:

Serious question, when you use these toilets do you ever just crap in your pants? I've used them a couple times but I've always taken my pants completely off.

you have bad squat form

no swole

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

come ride on the ferris wheel THAT NEVER ENDS.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i like all the doggies itt but its probably best not to think about em too much:smith:

Greyhawk
May 30, 2001


Fat Ogre posted:


Seriously this sounds like something out of National Lampoon's European Vacation

No place in Western Europe has looked like that since the 70s. Well maybe except Rome, because gently caress Rome.

EvilTobaccoExec
Dec 22, 2003

Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot, so my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts!

Pvt Dancer posted:

It is, if you connect the earth wire unlike in the picture you won't die if there's a short.

I showered for half a year under one of those and it's okay until you unconsciously raise your hands and get your wet hands tangled up in the wires.

you dont shower, gotta squat to poop, and get to see wild animals

sochi actually doesnt seem that bad if you think of it like an average camping trip. and sometimes you even get to sleep beneath the stars when the tarp flies off.

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Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
well look somehow the majority of americans manage to go abroad without making GBS threads all over themselves and tumbling back into poo poo-filled toilet holes and rolling around in their own poo poo, so it must be possible for you guys to do this

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