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Pvt Dancer posted:It is, if you connect the earth wire unlike in the picture you won't die if there's a short. you dont shower, gotta squat to poop, and get to see wild animals sochi actually doesnt seem that bad if you think of it like an average camping trip. and sometimes you even get to sleep beneath the stars when the tarp flies off.
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well look somehow the majority of americans manage to go abroad without making GBS threads all over themselves and tumbling back into poo poo-filled toilet holes and rolling around in their own poo poo, so it must be possible for you guys to do this
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You need more fiber in your diet. e: or less. There's definitely something wrong with you though.
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lots of jovial good-times at putin world. for everyone, we have ways of making you have fun.
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EvilTobaccoExec posted:you dont shower, gotta squat to poop, and get to see wild animals Except you get to pay for it like you were actually going on vacation to a nice hotel and staying in a world class city.
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Feb 7, 2014 00:04
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Ukranian terrorists crafty. They bring spanner.
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I hope the tarp covered cultural center has broken bottles and stray dogs inside, that would make it the most accurate depiction of russian culture ever though those are the handsomest strays I've ever seen. like south america has just as many, probably more, but those dogs didn't give me the urge to pet all of them.
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Seriously squat toilets after Lemonade in rear end? Cake in rear end? Messy Messy!
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guys it's really simple you just do this
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Toad on a Hat posted:come ride on the ferris wheel THAT NEVER ENDS. do what you feel like day: sochi edition
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SickZip posted:I hope the tarp covered cultural center has broken bottles and stray dogs inside, that would make it the most accurate depiction of russian culture ever these ones seem more well fed
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:its really not hard  looks relaxing
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SickZip posted:I hope the tarp covered cultural center has broken bottles and stray dogs inside, that would make it the most accurate depiction of russian culture ever I think someone nailed it in that those wild dogs look like they are probably left over German Shepard mixes from WWII.
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Rinkles posted:
Combine yoga with making GBS threads. Sochi for health!
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Monkey Fracas posted:these ones see more well fed Im glad all those piles of trash everywhere are doing good
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Crewmine posted:are you spraying like a fine mist of poo poo those toilets are awful given you probably already have a bad case of traveler's diarrhea by the time you encounter one
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I have a question, has anyone posted photos of nice accommodations? I assume Sochi has existing decent hotels, but among the newly constructed stuff around Adler where the Olympic Village is, are these photos all from a few unfinished projects and there actually are some halfway decent hotels? Or just everything is like the terrible press quarters? I know Sochi is like 20 miles from the Olympic village, so are most spectators just staying there and taking a bus down or what?
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Feb 7, 2014 00:07
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Did you know dog backwards is god? Just something to think about.
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Toad on a Hat posted:come ride on the ferris wheel THAT NEVER ENDS. Erection budget was only $50 after bribes.
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All medals are made of spray painted discs of mud and singed dog hair Spetsnaz forces winners to surrender medals at border to prevent ruble depreciation russian economy revealed to be backed by dog hair standard
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davebo posted:I have a question, has anyone posted photos of nice accommodations? I assume Sochi has existing decent hotels, but among the newly constructed stuff around Adler where the Olympic Village is, are these photos all from a few unfinished projects and there actually are some halfway decent hotels? Or just everything is like the terrible press quarters? There's a 30 mile highway that cost $10 billion to build, helicopters would've been cheaper really.
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All praise almighty Chernobyl for two headed reindeer.
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I figured it out. its a potemkin country. once all the media is gone, the dogs are going to herd the two legs back into their cages and resume dogtopia
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Fool and the World posted:two men in russia stare at clouds in sky
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New Olympic event: who's poo poo is the firmest
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Pvt Dancer posted:There's a 30 mile highway that cost $10 billion to build, helicopters would've been cheaper really. But its the only highway in the world that can boast at least 4.92 workers buried within it per mile.
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redshirt posted:Breaking character for a bit, all the wild dogs have been surprisingly cute. i am a bit surprised by this, was expecting roving packs of super-aggressive dogs
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Do Not Resuscitate posted:(including one bearer who set himself on fire)
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Fat Ogre posted:Never had enough force from making GBS threads for back splash eh? Half serious chat, Americans are fat and get no fiber in their diet. If I were to rate the smelliest, grossest shits worldwide America would probably be #1 due to all the meat, beer, and lack of vegetables we chomp on. And that's why we built the infrastructure to maintain our massive logs. Even tracing the history of the toilet all the way back to the Romans you'll find sit down toilets and massive chamber pots you could fit a baby into. As a result, Americans have forgotten how to squat properly which is a skill unique to the rest of the world except us. In the most ancient of far Eastern toilets you pull your pants down, hike your shirt up, squat heel to toe, and pray the poo poo away. If there's no bidet there'll be a bucket of water and you use your left hand to get all up in there. Sometimes you have to bring your own toilet paper and paper bag to dispose of it. And the trash cans have scented bags so it's not like an awful stench when you lift the lid. And if you're a lady who needs help directing her stream... 
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happyhippy posted:All praise almighty Chernobyl for two headed reindeer. Clearly brahmin with antlers strapped on.
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SarutosZero posted:Did you know dog backwards is god? Just something to think about. no dogs no masters
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redshirt posted:Combine yoga with making GBS threads. Sochi for health! hah actually yeah, pretty much. squatting has been shown as healthier and quicker than sitting. unironic wins for sochi in health and efficiency. they already awarded themselves for these wins with gold medals, and some other gold they found laying around, and all the copper wiring from the walls.
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al-azad posted:Half serious chat, Americans are fat and get no fiber in their diet. If I were to rate the smelliest, grossest shits worldwide America would probably be #1 due to all the meat, beer, and lack of vegetables we chomp on. And that's why we built the infrastructure to maintain our massive logs. Even tracing the history of the toilet all the way back to the Romans you'll find sit down toilets and massive chamber pots you could fit a baby into. As a result, Americans have forgotten how to squat properly which is a skill unique to the rest of the world except us. how many nations have you smelled shits from.
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The Ape of Naples posted:I know Russians are tough and all that but I feel bad for the guy who has to put a bullet in each of those dogs. Russian scientist felt bad about killing Lakia. Course that didn't stop them from literally blowing up two other dogs when their capsule almost came down in non-soviet territory.
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Ivan only able to find one reindeer. We take cow, staple antlers to head. No one tell difference. Is good.
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^^ Oh come on they're just staging these pictures now. *tightens bolt halfway* da, is good. *chugs vodka bottle in other hand*
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Sochi Sochi panic! (has this joke been made??????????????)
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