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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Irritable Bowels leave brown streaks on the white yellow snow

fixed

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

poo poo now i kinda want to see the fireworks

The fifth ring was supposed to detonate a nuke underneath Putin's chair but Alfa Group defused the ring at last second.

psyman
Nov 1, 2008

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
did one of the dogs bite you?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
What the gently caress is this? Are you having an entire conversation with yourself?

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

Nig nog tryin to get a socheezy

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:rolleyes:




:rolleyes:

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Pale Horse posted:

Slowbeef was ahead of his time, RIP slowbeef.

what happened to slowbeef

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Phlegmish posted:

what happened to slowbeef

He dead, duh.

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe

Phlegmish posted:

what happened to slowbeef

chip cheezum killed him and took his place

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

"One picture is worth a thousand words." [1]

:nws: 1.The Dictionary of Clichés by James Rogers (Ballantine Books, New York, 1985).

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A Keg
Jan 7, 2014

by Ralp
Ron McLean of CBC referred to the winter olympics as "The White Olympics" lol (I'm watching CBC's repeat of its coverage from this morning)

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Cucktales Blogger posted:

Ron McLean of CBC referred to the winter olympics as "The White Olympics" lol (I'm watching CBC's repeat of its coverage from this morning)

Bro is just calling it as he sees it, keepin' it real.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Cucktales Blogger posted:

Ron McLean of CBC referred to the winter olympics as "The White Olympics" lol (I'm watching CBC's repeat of its coverage from this morning)

I saw two black dudes total while watching all those countries march out. One from France I think, and one from USA. It's really loving weird because white people can't do poo poo when it comes to sports and competitions and poo poo.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Philthy posted:

I saw two black dudes total while watching all those countries march out. One from France I think, and one from USA. It's really loving weird because white people can't do poo poo when it comes to sports and competitions and poo poo.

Winter sports are too expensive for them urbans. Most the athletes you see are probably from well off families.

Paradox Personified
Mar 15, 2010

:sun: SoroScrew :sun:

Philthy posted:

I saw two black dudes total while watching all those countries march out. One from France I think, and one from USA. It's really loving weird because white people can't do poo poo when it comes to sports and competitions and poo poo.

So why is it all full of loving crackers then? Where's your logic? WHERE IS IT NOW HUH - Ron McLean

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

crucify this filth

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!
The Olympics just need a total overhaul. The current system, and the IOC were practically tailor made for mass corruption. The whole process is one giant cesspit, from the way they choose the host city to the way events are judged. It will never happen, but setting up permanent venues for both the summer, and winter Olympics would go a long way toward fixing many of the current issues.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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Agrajag posted:

Bro is just calling it as he sees it, keepin' it real.

Speak for yourself:


:mexico:

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



HarlanHell posted:

but setting up permanent venues for both the summer, and winter Olympics would go a long way toward fixing many of the current issues.

:hfive:

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.

psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

i'm really sorry. I originally posted that photo on here, and it is a fabrication that I made in my backyard to stage a moment of failure at the Sochi Winter Olympics. in fact, user "A Pale Horse" is the one face down on the ground. we thought it would be funny but I didn't take into account that you view the forums on your mobile.

feeling the weight of goon pressure, I was trying to be hip and with it. i take full responsibility. if you can post your phone number i personally assure you we will send mobile-formatted images directly to you via text (fully sourced using Chicago Manual of Style sourcing standards, of course).

as for the rest of you, please go back and make any of the necessary changes to your posts throughout this thread. thank you all

mods: please add psyman's post to the 1.4 GBS rules and guidelines, thx

Guido Merkens fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Feb 8, 2014

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
what

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Agrajag posted:

He dead, duh.

too bad, he was alright.

except the weird LPs of LPs, that was too meta even for a goon like me

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



weakness posted:

i'm really sorry. I originally posted that photo on here, and it is a fabrication that I made in my backyard to stage a moment of failure at the Sochi Winter Olympics. in fact, user "A Pale Horse" is the one face down on the ground. we thought it would be funny but I didn't take into account that you view the forums on your mobile.

feeling the weight of goon pressure, I was trying to be hip and with it. i take full responsibility. if you can post your phone number i personally assure you we will send mobile-formatted images directly to you via text (fully sourced using Chicago Manual of Style sourcing standards, of course).

as for the rest of you, please go back and make any of the necessary changes to your posts throughout this thread. thank you all

mods: please add psyman's post to the 1.4 GBS rules and guidelines, thx

you messed up, but at least you have the maturity to recognie your own flaws, and i respect that. think of this a learning moment.

Guido Merkens
Jun 18, 2003

The price of greatness is responsibility.
you serious, Phlegmish? you used your own personal collection of stray dogs for half these photos and just leave me hanging?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



weakness posted:

you serious, Phlegmish? you used your own personal collection of stray dogs for half these photos and just leave me hanging?

i'm sorry, i know we used to be close, but i'm not going to let you drag me down with you. you can't prove i staged those pictures. we've always agreed that goon cred would come first in situations like this, and i'm afraid this is the end of the road for us.

VirtualBalboa
Dec 25, 2012

psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

psyman posted:

Well gee, don't provide a source or even any info :rolleyes:

You know a lot of people browse the forums on a mobile right?. I can't make out what bloody country that is. Did the guy pass out or just trip?. Is that even from this olympics? (knowing how much goons grasp at straws and make crap up).

Here, I'll do it for you lazy dickhead. Had to use reverse google image search: keepingscore.blogs.time.com/2014/02/07/live-blog-sochis-opening-ceremony/

"An Austrian team member looses his footing during the opening ceremony"

While I'm at it, goddamn am I tired of this tryhard attitude of not sourcing anything. Oh HEAVEN FORBID goons might think you dorky for providing words with an image. Wow you're so hip and "with it" man! :rolleyes:

stop drinking the polonium water, it's making you crazy

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

if the nbc intro is telling me anything, winter is coming~~~

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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The NBC intro was an overinflated piece of poo poo.

I cant with bob costas's eye :pwn:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

i'm gonna be so disappointed if they actually show it like that :smith:

i missed the part of the live stream where they showed the fail ring but the gifs looked hilarious and i want to see it in all its high definition glory tonight

Apparently the Russian shows did show it like that.

quote:

But everything worked fine for viewers of the Rossiya 1, the Russian host broadcaster.

As the fifth ring got stuck, Rossiya cut away to rehearsal footage. All five rings came together, and the fireworks exploded on cue.

Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001




:golfclap:

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Goldmine

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

See? Rings work fine in Russia, silly Americans just want to ruin Russia's glorious games.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

aw man, that's one less russian failure we americans get to see!

(even though i already saw it :smug: )

i can't wait to see this interview with obama about the olympics

walking
Nov 27, 2013

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


quote:

"This is an open secret," he said, referring to the use of the pre-recorded footage. The show's artistic director George Tsypin said the malfunction was caused by a bad command from a stage manager.

Stray dogs need meals :unsmigghh:

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
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you irl posted:

I didn't even realize there was supposed to be fireworks

I wonder which nbc will play?

(shot of a home photo of a family fades out)

"And this ends our three-hour retrospective on a random athlete's small town upbringing. Back to the Olympics, and we're watching the grounds crew clean up after a gorgeous opening ceremony. Now for the next two hours we'll learn about a very special person involved with the pyrotechnics."

(fade in a sepia filter town)

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CaptainHollywood
Feb 29, 2008


I am an awesome guy and I love to make out during shitty Hollywood horror movies. I am a trendwhore!
I gotta say, I don't think Sochi would getting this much flak if it wasn't for the fact that this whole thing cost 50 Billion dollars. If this whole thing cost 5 Billion I think we would be a little more lenient. Putin has literally become a supervillain.

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