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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
Uses for Sochi after the 2014 Winter Olympics:

-giant park for dogs
-giant trap for dogs
-giant tarp for dogs
-maybe people can live there when it's finished? (ask putin about this later)

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

7thBatallion posted:

So in essence, scoring in curling is as follows. You get one point for each stone that's closer to the center circle, or 'button' than your opponent. Hence the need, and risk, of guard stones, blocking opponents paths.

Pretty sure that's the case, yeah.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

new page, new curling woman

eve muirhead, a true scotswoman

Buckwild Dorf
Apr 5, 2011

by XyloJW
Russia is loving garbage but look at how good state sponsored athletes are, makes you think.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


dad gay. so what posted:

yeah, check out the gozongas on this fine ho :gizz:

not sure you'd want to have sex with someone who can't finish

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Vertical Lime posted:

new page, new curling woman

eve muirhead, a true scotswoman



That photo is just horrible.

I mean, look how much more Scotland you could shove into the bottom right corner.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

dad gay. so what posted:

yeah, check out the gozongas on this fine ho :gizz:


The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
Catching up on me curling. These Chinese ladies sound like they're full of helium :3:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
In this thread people pretend curling is a real sport rather than a farce invented by the north folk to humiliate those who live in habitable climates.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vertical Lime posted:

new page, new curling woman

eve muirhead, a true scotswoman



jesus the only way this photo could be more scottish is to have william wallace's head on a pike

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Toad on a Hat posted:

jesus the only way this photo could be more scottish is to have william wallace's head on a pike

b-b-b-but I thought he is their hero.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Agrajag posted:

b-b-b-but I thought he is their hero.

i can be your hero bab OH GOD WHY

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Vertical Lime posted:

new page, new curling woman

eve muirhead, a true scotswoman



I feel like there should be a sword in this picture.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


She should be eating haggis and stabbing a soccer fan for being either too Catholic or not Catholic enough

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Pesticide20 posted:

I feel like there should be a sword in this picture.

A claymore perhaps? I thought the Catholic fighting poo poo was in Ireland.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Agrajag posted:

A claymore perhaps? I thought the Catholic fighting poo poo was in Ireland.
A lot of Irishmen left Ireland during the 19th century, and some of them ended up in Scotland.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

dad gay. so what posted:

actually, horny :swoon:

Mmm ice asses

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Mens Curling, Norway vs USA. Anyone else watching this?

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

A Buttery Pastry posted:

A lot of Irishmen left Ireland during the 19th century, and some of them ended up in Scotland.
Conversely, a lot of Ireland's Protestant population is descended from Scottish immigrants.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Did anybody die yet from this disaster?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

TontoCorazon posted:

Did anybody die yet from this disaster?

So far, we've lost a human, a door, and a shitton of dogs

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

So far, we've lost a human, a door, and a shitton of dogs

I'm so sad for that door's family.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

TontoCorazon posted:

I'm so sad for that door's family.

Don't worry, the door's been avenged

We're also trying to figure out if the NBC commentator's condition will costas any gold medals

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

7thBatallion posted:

Mens Curling, Norway vs USA. Anyone else watching this?

HARRRRRRRRRR

HARRRRRRRRRR

HARRRRRRRRRRRR

woah woah

woah waoh

waoh

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



A Pale Horse posted:

lmao at dudes getting twisted up because some guy said he'd do a hot chick

welcome to probably the past 4 years of this site where wanting to have sex and posting about it is creepy

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
Openly Gay Medalist 'Cuddles' with Putin

Oh no! It's happening! :gay:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

ahahahaha

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





these olympics own

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Ha ha! Costas's eye infection is never going away.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Totally TWISTED posted:

welcome to probably the past 4 years of this site where wanting to have sex and posting about it is creepy

tell us more about your desire to be a sex haver

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Uh-oh, black guy vs. white guy speed skating.

Whitey better check his ice privilege.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Do they get the same guy to start racers every Olympics?

I swear to god, Summer and winter, it sounds like the exact same guy saying "Rrready".

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Another nice hotel malfunction


CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Why does it look like the blades are falling off the skates of the people who fall over? Are they designed that way?

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CzarStark posted:

Why does it look like the blades are falling off the skates of the people who fall over? Are they designed that way?

Wodka!

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

CzarStark posted:

Why does it look like the blades are falling off the skates of the people who fall over? Are they designed that way?

I'm not looking at what you are but are you describing clap skates?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

etalian posted:

Another nice hotel malfunction




It looks like the door is cardboard reinforced with metal strips

Venusian Weasel
Nov 18, 2011


goin balls out on that run

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Cthulu Carl posted:

It looks like the door is cardboard reinforced with metal strips

tarp with cardboard in the inside

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



A Pale Horse posted:

lmao at dudes getting twisted up because some guy said he'd do a hot chick

drat i bet they're wearing fifteen fedoras simulatenosuly righy now

e: wait no that poster really is pure poo poo

Phlegmish fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Feb 11, 2014

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