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Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Agrajag posted:

Hockey really is the only sport worth watching for pure athletic excitement and the IOC wanted to get rid of women's hockey. Get hosed IOC.

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Agrajag posted:

Get hosed IOC.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
oh poo poo sounds like dj rudenko is back in the hizzouse at the curling sheets

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
In other news... Norwegian authorities are now gunning down Russian stray dogs coming across the border across the frozen border river :black101: This winter two dogs have been shot. Norwegians have also taken casualties in this border war: last year the dogs killed a Norwegian moose.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
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Nenonen posted:

last year the dogs killed a Norwegian moose.

oh it is so loving on

where do I go to pick up my free gun and join the fight

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Nenonen posted:

In other news... Norwegian authorities are now gunning down Russian stray dogs coming across the border across the frozen border river :black101: This winter two dogs have been shot. Norwegians have also taken casualties in this border war: last year the dogs killed a Norwegian moose.



If Norwegians think we should shoot some dogs. I'd say we'd better loving shoot some dogs.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
let them bark
let them live

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Finally some competition for the Sochi Holodoger.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Agrajag posted:

Hockey really is the only sport worth watching

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

oh it is so loving on

where do I go to pick up my free gun and join the fight

Those dogs are trying to help! Don't you know that moose bites Kan be pretti nasti?...

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
I refuse to participate until someone buys me one of those kickass biathlon rifles. :colbert:

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
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^^^^I'm headed to Costco later--if they have a bulk pack, I'll send you one :cool::hf::cool:


Neddy Seagoon posted:

Those dogs are trying to help! Don't you know that moose bites Kan be pretti nasti?...

They're only flesh wou

No, I can't do it, that film is like two decades older than some of these olympic competitors

edit:

Look, the stock even has little compartments for your beef jerky

GOTTA STAY FAI fucked around with this message at 17:05 on Feb 12, 2014

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Figure skating is really boring, I only ever watch it in the hope someone falls over.

Noni
Jul 8, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT DEFRAUDING GOONS WITH HOT DOGS AND HOW I BANNED EPIC HAMCAT

NoneSuch posted:

Figure skating is really boring, I only ever watch it in the hope someone falls over.

It's truly the nascar of dance.

queeb
Jun 10, 2004

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can someone explain couples luge to me? nothing like 2 dudes lying on each other sliding down a hill.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

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~no twilight galaxy~
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queeb posted:

2 dudes lying on each other sliding down a hill.

That's all there is to it. And it's NOT GAY.

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

queeb posted:

can someone explain couples luge to me? nothing like 2 dudes lying on each other sliding down a hill.

Like most sledding sports it is pretty loving dumb.

Basically take a sled and 1-4 guys, push down hill. VOILA it is a winter Sport!

I hope they add rolling down a hill on your side to the next summer olympics.

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

queeb posted:

can someone explain couples luge to me? nothing like 2 dudes lying on each other sliding down a hill.

They're managing 350-400 pounds of weight plus torque and gravity and speed and other physicsy stuff I know fuckall about; that's where the skill part comes in.

vv gotdangit quit being so fast on the quoting and let me fix an error or two

Fat Ogre
Dec 31, 2007

Guns don't kill people.

I do.

Thora posted:

They're managing 350-400 pounds of weight plus torque and gravity and speed and other physicsy stuff I know fuckall about, but that's where the skill part comes in.

So basically one goon.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Fat Ogre posted:

I hope they add rolling down a hill on your side to the next summer olympics.

I've been getting my people rolling down hills fix pretty well from the winter olympics so far

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
Those hats the canadian curling fans wear are pretty sweet

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
Where can I order my hulk hogan meat sniper?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Fat Ogre posted:

So basically one goon.

not really, since the activity takes place outside.

and yes, it's about the weight of a young goon.

midnightclimax
Dec 3, 2011

by XyloJW
Someone decided to make the Team Russia logo more appropriate:

ShiroTheSniper
Mar 19, 2009

I see dead arrows.
Lipstick Apathy

Miltank posted:

Where can I order my hulk hogan meat sniper?

Does it fire slim jims?

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe

Thora posted:

They're managing 350-400 pounds of weight plus torque and gravity and speed and other physicsy stuff I know fuckall about; that's where the skill part comes in.

It would be more interesting if they were sliding down an actual hill somewhere with trees and rocks and yetis. Going down a prefab track that they they get to rehearse in advance is bullshit.

Digital Flower
Sep 5, 2011

midnightclimax posted:

Someone decided to make the Team Russia logo more appropriate:



A Pale Horse
Jul 29, 2007

Shamelessly stolen from the SAS thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mKVJeA-wTw

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
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Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Idgi

Vulpes
Nov 13, 2002

Well, shit.

I think it's supposed to look like a bulldog instead of a bear? I dunno.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

it is a dick

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

you irl posted:

it is a dick

a sick dick

RedTeam
Feb 5, 2011

SHAZAM!
Kirby inhaling a dildo.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
That was one hell of a breakaway goal in the women's hockey, go birthday girl go :canada:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

RedTeam posted:

Kirby inhaling a dildo.

What kind of power would Kirby get from a dildo?

A priapism?

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Cthulu Carl posted:

What kind of power would Kirby get from a dildo?

A priapism?

the power to go places no goon has been before

Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

I love how wearing lots of makeup seems to be part of women's curling. It's like they know they won't be breaking a sweat.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Wooten posted:

I love how wearing lots of makeup seems to be part of women's curling. It's like they know they won't be breaking a sweat.

There is makeup that is waterproof.

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awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Agrajag posted:

There is makeup that is waterproof.

spray paint?

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