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So I went back to Love Tester and decided to try two other power couples: Slowbeef needs to propose right now  I'm so sorry, Chip and Ironicus
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Killrrhubarb posted:So I went back to Love Tester and decided to try two other power couples: You forgot one.   It was always meant to be.
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Feb 14, 2014 00:27
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Feb 14, 2014 00:31
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It's grating on me that a lot of these games aren't so much making characters, but picking from a set of predefined character components. It is severely hampering my ability to recreate David Bowie from Labyrinth in a dressup game.
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Feb 14, 2014 01:15
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Devious Vacuum posted:
Edit: I'm watching a girl play a girl game about a girl playing a girl game. 
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Feb 14, 2014 02:01
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Nihilarian posted:Shoulda put sunglasses on the fedora.] Mirrors are more fun than television. I laughed a lot harder than I should have at the giant fedora. I still don't get what's with some games having tan or dark skin tones that have a tinge of green do it.
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Feb 14, 2014 02:24
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 Fantasmagoric Girl's skin tone isn't actually that bad. I think, since green and red are opposites, when you make skin more grey, you are by necessity adding green to it, which is why I think I keep calling the skin color green. It's grey though. WHY IS IT SO GREY?
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Devious Vacuum posted:
Aliens. It explains a lot. No rational human, someone who has an intimate understanding of our species, could possibly believe that a zit-popper simulator would be a good attractor for a member of our species. It's more something that someone whose only knowledge of our culture comes from media would come up with. Where do aliens live? Space. What is readily available in space? TV transmissions (not really, but go with me on this). What color are aliens? Grey. Girl games are aliens merely trying to slowly assimilate their own likeness into our subconscious. That way when they do finally invade, instead of attacking them with weapons, we'll throw fruit puree at their faces.
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azren posted:We should have acted. So, I went ahead and did an accompanying picture from http://www.dolldivine.com/viking-maker.php I don't know what you look like, of course, so I used the picture dijon du jour did as a reference.
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Feb 14, 2014 03:18
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Barber Salon! I honestly don't see what was wrong with this...  Or even this...  Lllladies.  Whatever, I guess this guy's style was already cut and dry.  Although I am severely disappointed by the lack of any good green colors.  The game glitched and had part of the hair still highlighted in yellow for some reason, but I went back to investigate, but couldn't replicate it. Hat time!  He is that guy who always blinks in photographs. But wait, I've got a better idea...  There it is. Snug! Give it a matching scarf and voila. Even the barber gives us thumbs up! But since he's reading a book, maybe he can't see the abomination he's created.  Also, in Phantasmagoric Girl when you were picking eye color, those eyes looked high as gently caress. I'm guessing that was the one you put your own music on for (in which case excellent choice!), but if not... 
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Feb 14, 2014 04:13
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It came up very briefly in the video, but there are only two contenders for best Disney Princess in my mind, San and Nausicaa. I don't care that they aren't explicitly Disney princesses, their movies were both released by Disney (subsidiaries) for their English releases. 
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Onean posted:It came up very briefly in the video, but there are only two contenders for best Disney Princess in my mind, San and Nausicaa. I don't care that they aren't explicitly Disney princesses, their movies were both released by Disney (subsidiaries) for their English releases. Regarding villains, my top female Disney villain is always going to be Maleficent. She's just so... evil! As for male villains, I don't know... I just know that Frolo has the best villain song in Disney history. edit: I can't stop myself from doing weird poo poo-  Happy Valentine's Day, thread! azren fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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Feb 14, 2014 04:48
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Yeah, really hard to beat Maleficent. I do have to agree that Jafar is my favorite male villain though.
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Feb 14, 2014 05:46
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Ah! Talk about Disney villains! An excuse to post this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAUZIw95ueM Also I just realized that tomorrow is Valentine's Day. Since y'all will most likely be spending it cuddling with your Senerio fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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Feb 14, 2014 05:47
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Feb 14, 2014 06:10
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You were talking briefly about princesses and queens and queens having more agency, but I don't think you mentioned the other major difference, which is that queens are usually evil. Kings are often good, but a woman with power is probably a villain.
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So, in the spirit of Valentine's Day, I decided to play something I had spied before, in the search of girl games: Valentine Kiss. As usual, it's a kissing game, where you have to click on a couple and make sure people don't see them kissing, because no one wants to see couples kissing on Valentine's day.  But what's this... there's two couples? And one of them is interracial? So yes, you have to manage your clicks on both couples so they keep kissing, and the heart on the tree fills up with red. However, if you stop kissing, the heart loses red, so you've got to manage who is kissing at what time. Unfortunately, that grandmother has eyes like a hawk and has no "tell" for when she's going to look at you so it's very luck of the draw, and you'll be seeing the lose screen quite a lot.  Which yes, does have two dogs humping in the background, and yes, it is animated. I'll make a gif of it soon. But the win screen is quite cool, if you manage to get there:  It's rather sweet! Oh yeah, I forgot about the music. It has a sweet bass guitar track! https://soundcloud.com/killrrhubarb/bassline-valentine-kiss and dog: 
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Feb 14, 2014 07:02
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Did... did I do this right? And if I did do it right, was it worth it in the end?
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In lieu of a stream, I thought I'd make something. The Holiday manga page maker doesn't have a caption thing, but I made do.
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RoeCocoa posted:Boyfriend Maker is the best dress-up game. Poorly disguised extraterrestrial maker, surely? 
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I haven't really messed with dress-up games since i was in school. So I made Korra and Kida from Disney's Atlantis.   also I recommend checking out the top rated dolls on Doll Divine, there are some genuinely great.     and that one was made from the mermaid dress up game. seriously. 
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For some reason, I just couldn't take my eyes off the Tooth Fairy game ad on this update. It may have just been me, but there was just something about it that seemed off. It didn't help that it was there most of the video.
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Senerio posted:In lieu of a stream, I thought I'd make something. The Holiday manga page maker doesn't have a caption thing, but I made do.
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Aye, Doll Divine ones are alarmingly... Good. I never thought I'd enjoy a dress up game since I never really ventured far onto the internet when I was around the target age for most of these. But here I am, making pretty things at 7am. This stands out a bit though: http://www.dolldivine.com/car-breeder-auto-design.php What. Cerebulon fucked around with this message at 08:59 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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SelenicMartian posted:What shape are they trying to make with their fingers? Turnip? They're aiming for an anatomically correct heart.
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In other news, I've ran into an image morphing tool, which is called plastic surgery simulator by its developers. http://www.plastic-surgery-simulator.com/ Check out the examples they have on their main page, especially the last three.
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SelenicMartian posted:In other news, I've ran into an image morphing tool, which is called plastic surgery simulator by its developers. Huh. The 'ethnic' one, which I expected to be outrageously offensive, didn't actually seem visibly different in the before/after shots...
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Princess chat reminded me of a time when my niece Lily was about three years old, and I overheard her saying in tones of awe to my mother, "Nan-nan, Lily is - a *king*." These days she wants to be an astronaut so it's all good.
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While catching up on this thread I was shown a Kickstarter ad for Horse World Online. Girl games are spying on the forums. 
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RoeCocoa posted:Boyfriend Maker is the best dress-up game. Lllladies... 
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OmanyteJackson posted:also I recommend checking out the top rated dolls on Doll Divine, there are some genuinely great. Holy cow, it's a TRAIN made of HAIR. These are really cool! EDIT: Oops~ I realized these are just linked from the site and you did not spend a million years painstakingly making all these images. Thank goodness. Devious Vacuum fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Feb 14, 2014 |
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Is this bloody Anna Karenina?
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Cerebulon posted:This stands out a bit though: Hahaha. I mated a Yaris and a Hummer and bred little self-contradicting monstrosities. And Ford Windstar? Seriously? Whose dream car involves a generic minivan?
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My only beef with Doll Divine is that when you save a doll to their own system, the picture becomes jpg-artifacted to poo poo. I mean, when you hit download, it also downloads as a jpg... but not one that's artifacted to hell and back. It's such a waste that all the ones displayed on the site look like that.
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Newgrounds is by far the worst place for dress up games. I had to stop looking after I discovered dress up hentai game(s).  Why I didn't think they existed, I'll never know. The internet is not for children, and they should never be allowed to explore it.  Edit: It's not one game, it's a whole loving section.
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Nihilarian posted:I'm watching a girl play a girl game about a girl playing a girl game. Not just that, you're watching a girl play a girl game about a girl playing a girl game on a website called Girl Games. We've gone a level beyond meta. On no particular note, thank you very much Vaccum for playing these games. I have never realized until now just how many and how awful these games are. Just how many girl game websites are there anyway?
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Gonna use Boyfriend Maker to create some really terrible valentines. 
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