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New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?

Fred Armisen in drag?

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gnomewife
Oct 24, 2010
I was at a garage sale this morning, and I saw this college-aged boy wearing an Adventure Time shirt and a top hat. He had long, scraggly hair. I watched him approach the seller, buy an old wooden cane, and walk away using it. He looked so drat pleased with himself and his new limp.

I guess I'll never be as happy with my life as he was in that moment.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

New Leaf posted:

Fred Armisen in drag?

Cacao.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
Here's another one from Mod Cloth-



I feel sorry for women who don't know how to dress their body proportionately. That posture is also terrible for showing off her look.

Hair is cute, face is cute, shoes are super cute, but clothing is unflattering, looks a mess, and (imo) the colors clash. The way the skirt poofs out makes her whole lower abdomen look a lot larger.

There needs to be more support from retailers about how to style plus size. You have got to know what strengths you have, and what items will work with your frame, and curves. Not all articles of clothing are going to look good on you, no matter how well it's tailored, or how cute/stylish it looks.

Hobo Lumpkins
Jan 28, 2014

Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about.
My cousins mate added me on Facebook and yeah... I'm not a fan of her photography

http://imgur.com/tFHKJ5Q

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

BKPR posted:

I'm curious how it was sent. Did she seal it, keep it on dry ice? Or just stuff it into a first class envelope?

Cling wrapped in a full jar of fake vampire teeth... obviously!

It's only slightly :nms: compared to the open wound pic http://i.imgur.com/KgFpyT0.jpg

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Hobo Lumpkins posted:

My cousins mate added me on Facebook and yeah... I'm not a fan of her photography

http://imgur.com/tFHKJ5Q

Is this some evolution of duck face? Puckered rear end in a top hat face?

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Hobo Lumpkins posted:

My cousins mate added me on Facebook and yeah... I'm not a fan of her photography

http://imgur.com/tFHKJ5Q

Yes, I look fat and displeased in this photo. I should post this to Facebook.

Hobo Lumpkins
Jan 28, 2014

Sometimes I wish I could take all my skin off and writhe about.
I can't fathom why or how you'd ever want a picture of yourself looking like that on Facebook for all to see.
I was worried greenpeace would show up and try and roll em back into the water.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

beato posted:

Cling wrapped in a full jar of fake vampire teeth... obviously!

It's only slightly :nms: compared to the open wound pic http://i.imgur.com/KgFpyT0.jpg

if she's stupid enough to get such a loving retarded tattoo done (which looks like it'd be at least 6 months old), after being with some dickhead for not even two whole years, well of course she's dumb enough to do something like that and think it's a great idea. gently caress me, how stupid can she really be?!

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

McSpergin posted:

if she's stupid enough to get such a loving retarded tattoo done (which looks like it'd be at least 6 months old), after being with some dickhead for not even two whole years, well of course she's dumb enough to do something like that and think it's a great idea. gently caress me, how stupid can she really be?!

What I find most amusing is all the people saying 'he's lucky to be away from her', 'he shouldn't have put his dick in crazy' etc. Just how much of a stable human being do they really think someone that calls himself 'Chopper' is going to be?

Hint: he's likely as hosed up, if not more so, as she is.

Alpacalips Now
Oct 4, 2013
Jose Mujica, the president of Uruguay, is a pretty chill dude; he just throws on whatever smells clean and goes to work. But he should trim his goddamn toenails. He's the head of a state.

Alpacalips Now has a new favorite as of 14:31 on Feb 16, 2014

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011
Looks like he may be pals with Richard Stallman, so this is him making an effort I suspect.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ
This reminds me...

bitchymcjones
Mar 23, 2006

Okay, your wiener, it's disgusting how it's all gnarled, it's like you stuck it in a hornet's nest!

Hobo Lumpkins posted:

My cousins mate added me on Facebook and yeah... I'm not a fan of her photography

http://imgur.com/tFHKJ5Q

It took me a few seconds to realize the one in the background wasn't actually naked. You can see her straps digging into her shoulders.



There was a Steampunk convention here in town. Some nerds learned how to dance all Victorian style.



Those are some unfortunate boobs.



Why show up if you're not even going to try?



I don't understand what's happening with the shark balloons.

http://www.indystar.com/picture-gallery/entertainment/2014/02/15/characters-abound-at-streampunk-immersion-weekend/5520201/

Cassius Belli
May 22, 2010

horny is prohibited

McSpergin posted:

gently caress me, how stupid can she really be?!

Stupid enough not to have learned from it the first time, evidently. The article says she did the same thing back in March 2012, so she was probably still healing from that one when she met the most recent guy.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Not gonna lie, those shark balloons are the poo poo. Everything else is just poo poo, though.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Some kind of model steampunk airship-ship?

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

Alpacalips Now posted:

Jose Mujica, the president of Uruguay, is a pretty chill dude; he just throws on whatever smells clean and goes to work. But he should trim his goddamn toenails. He's the head of a state.



He also lives on a farm with his wife instead of in the presidential palace, and gives most of his official salary to charities. He's earned those gross toenails in my book.

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

beato posted:

Some kind of model steampunk airship-ship?

It's from Steel Skies, which all steampunkers adore :rolleyes:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Alpacalips Now posted:

Jose Mujica, the president of Uruguay, is a pretty chill dude; he just throws on whatever smells clean and goes to work. But he should trim his goddamn toenails. He's the head of a state.



I can totally see why Uruguay was the first country to legalize weed.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money


There's a lot going on here.

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Low Desert Punk posted:

There's a lot going on here.

Here's hoping that the "my gamer fragged your honor student" one is just them slapping something video game related on without too much thought and that this person doesn't actually have custody of a child.

NO FUN ZONE
Oct 1, 2013

:rznv: :rznv: :rznv:

Low Desert Punk posted:



There's a lot going on here.

a dumb truck for a dumb gently caress.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

Are you talking about a polish plait?

No, that's another picture.

The one I'm looking for was more like this, :nms:http://i.imgur.com/qDwkmeb.png:nms: except waaaay longer and thinker. 100x more nasty looking too.

crime fighting hog
Jun 29, 2006

I only pray, Heaven knows when to lift you out

Low Desert Punk posted:



There's a lot going on here.

I wonder what their major is.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro

Low Desert Punk posted:



There's a lot going on here.

What speaks to me the most is that they painstakingly avoided plastering over the Chevrolet logo with stickers. "Wouldn't want anyone to think I was driving the wrong kind of truck, they might get the wrong idea about me."

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Low Desert Punk posted:



There's a lot going on here.

How does driving a car like this not get you tailgated, keyed, and harassed every moment of the day?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

"Honk if you're yiffy!" is a great sign to put up if you love driving in silence.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Clochette posted:

How does driving a car like this not get you tailgated, keyed, and harassed every moment of the day?

Being surrounded by non-psychopaths?

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

My favourite part is how ambiguous the "Men who change diapers change the world" sticker is: is he a father? an ABDL fetishist? You decide!

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

PCOS Bill posted:

Being surrounded by non-psychopaths?

I'd like to move to wherever he is, because driving tends to turn people into psychopaths where I live.

ulvir
Jan 2, 2005

ookiimarukochan posted:

Looks like he may be pals with Richard Stallman, so this is him making an effort I suspect.

"what, just because Stallman has a long unkempt beard doesn't make him that bad, right?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ ... :cry:

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

ulvir posted:

"what, just because Stallman has a long unkempt beard doesn't make him that bad, right?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ ... :cry:

1:57 in the video if you want to avoid a lot of cock teasing in the form of rubbing his nose and chin.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





ulvir posted:

"what, just because Stallman has a long unkempt beard doesn't make him that bad, right?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ ... :cry:

It's even better because the most awkward person in this video isn't RMS.

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Clochette posted:

How does driving a car like this not get you tailgated, keyed, and harassed every moment of the day?

Maybe he lost a bet

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

UnnaturalSELECTION posted:

Maybe he lost a bet

New tailgates don't cost that much though...

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Twee as Fuck
Nov 13, 2012

by Lowtax

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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
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