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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > Sochi 2014 Megathread 1: Grovergrad - OoOo*
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Ironed Idol
Nov 16, 2013

by XyloJW
it's ok though, cause the clusterfuck in brazil is gonna make this all worth it.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

NoneSuch posted:

you guys should check the olympic subsection in sports, so many butthurt americans lol

I'm only butthurt because it looked like a drat good game at the end and I'll probably never get to see it because NBC sucks.

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Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
The tiniest hockey player ever at the start of the line.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Azerban posted:

this forever

That would be really immature to gloat "forever." I mean you don't see any Americans still hashing up a gold medal hockey victory from say 30 years ago.

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007

davebo posted:

That would be really immature to gloat "forever." I mean you don't see any Americans still hashing up a gold medal hockey victory from say 30 years ago.

OHHHH CAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAA :canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
 the gently caress was all that stupid bullshit with like three players and poo poo? womens overtime is retarded

* # ? Feb 20, 2014 21:07
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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

davebo posted:

That would be really immature to gloat "forever." I mean you don't see any Americans still hashing up a gold medal hockey victory from say 30 years ago.

Didn't you hear? We have a new Miracle on Ice because a team of professional hockey players was narrowly defeated by... A team of professional hockey players.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CLAM DOWN posted:

OHHHH CAAAANAAAAADAAAAAAAAA :canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:
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GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice
I wish the US had won but I'm fuckin' stoked to have gotten the chance to have seen that game--that was amazing

also smoshmoth let them ride the zamboni

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




 stupid bbc footage cut away like 5 minutes ago

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klockwerk
Jun 30, 2007

dsch
Please quit Canadashaming

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Zamboni! Zamboni! Zamboni!

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

klockwerk posted:

Please quit Canadashaming

no never

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
CBC commentators rubbing it in for the silver losers. :smug:

:canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:

Rub that salt in! HaaaardHaaard! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
See this is why we should have invaded Canada when we had the chance. Your capital isn't that far from our borders...

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007

Agrajag posted:

CBC commentators rubbing it in for the silver losers. :smug:

:canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:

American goons crying makes this feel so much better :canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:

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Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW
"These two teams hate each other, and it's only gotten worse over the years."

The Olympic Village tonight is gonna be the scene of a drunken brawl to end all drunken brawls.

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MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
What in the world made us think we could win at hockey?

Oh the folly of it all :negative:

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
 we begin bombing tim hortons in five minutes

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Darkman Fanpage posted:

we begin bombing tim hortons in five minutes

It's ok. We still won GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAALLLDDDDDD!

* # ? Feb 20, 2014 21:14
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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

we begin bombing tim hortons in five minutes

oh hell no

i won't fight for canada but i will fight for delicious tim hortons

* # ? Feb 20, 2014 21:14
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ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy
Congrats Canada, good game.

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Agrajag posted:

CBC commentators rubbing it in for the silver losers. :smug:

:canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:

Rub that salt in! HaaaardHaaard! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Gonna need some quotes. From what I've read in this thread Canadian Olympic Commentators are hilariously catty bitches.

* # ? Feb 20, 2014 21:15
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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




 to be honest I bet the americans were all like "stupid russians with that moved net goal not being allowed" and now they're all bitching about ref corruption. it's good stuff.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

ChairmanMeow posted:

Congrats Canada, good game.

SUCK IT!

:canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada::canada:

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Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking

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CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007

NoneSuch posted:

to be honest I bet the americans were all like "stupid russians with that moved net goal not being allowed" and now they're all bitching about ref corruption. it's good stuff.

just throw your silver medals in the sochi garbage america

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

CLAM DOWN posted:

just throw your silver medals in the sochi garbage america

Girl is eyeing that gold medal like: gimme gimme gimme gimme

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
No matter what America does after this point, it will forever be known that our women beat your women's asses.

Kicked them up and down main street.

Curb stomped the ever loving poo poo out of them.

Basically, we won. :smugdog:

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

CLAM DOWN posted:

just throw your silver medals in the sochi garbage america

Don't the medals all have a piece of the Chelyabinsk meteor? That's gotta be worth something.

Unless it's actually a piece of tarp.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
Poulin jumped into her Lululemons real fast. :stonk:

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Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Cthulu Carl posted:

Gonna need some quotes. From what I've read in this thread Canadian Olympic Commentators are hilariously catty bitches.

Not really. They commended the states for putting up with the random reffing, commented that while getting a silver is usually a huge loving deal it's a devastating loss here with all the emotional investment, and highlighted the fact that the US and Canadian teams absolutely hate each other despite playing/training together beforehand.

Also won't shut up about Canadian Heart And Spirit which is gonna get uncomfortable pretty drat fast eh.

Al Nipper fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Feb 20, 2014

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
The silver medal is the loser's gold.

Congrats on being king of the world's losers, America.

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Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

 Good for Canada. I'd rather have you guys win than anyone else.

Outside of the USA of course. I'd prefer us winning at everything.

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Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot
They were basically saying getting silver sucks giant dicks balls. :smug:

OOHHH CANADA!!!!!!!

:canada:

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Bloody Holly
May 29, 2007

the George Washington of breadfucking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOFAnpb8I3E

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Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


 At least Russia gets shafted.

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

7thBatallion posted:

Outside of the USA of course. I'd prefer us winning at everything.

Well, you didn't.

Suck it.

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Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU
Just sayin'

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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

FrozenVent posted:

The silver medal is the loser's gold.

Congrats on being king of the world's losers, America.

I think you mean first loser. :smug:

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