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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

AsInHowe posted:

2014 Duck Commander Sodomy Bowl: Texas A&M vs Liberty.

Oh poo poo I just now got Swickles joke about Mizzou playing there.

I'm blaming it on a combination of being very dense and trying to ignore current events I find annoying. Also I'm dumb.

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RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

pillsburysoldier posted:

meanwhile, in venezuela (via barstool sports)



Perfect.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Federal Office of Civil Rights is launching an investigation into the handling of the Brendan Gibbons rape.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

pillsburysoldier posted:

meanwhile, in venezuela (via barstool sports)



At a protest in Venezuela. Wearing a Hurley shirt with his hat on backwards with a poster is mainly devoted to saying gently caress Duke and telling people to rush his frat?

How much douche can you fit into one guy?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


On the other hand, gently caress Duke

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Yeah, I'll spot him the douche points because his heart's clearly in the right place.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Federal Office of Civil Rights is launching an investigation into the handling of the Brendan Gibbons rape.

quote:

U-M spokesman Rick Fitzgerald confirmed the investigation.

“We're very proud of our student sexual misconduct policy, our prevention efforts and our programs to support survivors of sexual misconduct” he said in a statement."

For real? Word?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Anals of History posted:

For real? Word?

What is he supposed to say? "Our sexual assault policies are terrible and you can kiss my rear end."?

It's just PR pablum, and any statement by anybody will be the same sort of dreck.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Deteriorata posted:

What is he supposed to say? "Our sexual assault policies are terrible and you can kiss my rear end."?

It's just PR pablum, and any statement by anybody will be the same sort of dreck.

Agreed on the pablum and that every university has PR people who are paid well to be disconnected from reality and ethics. I'd accept that statement if it were about recruiting violations or kids taking money from boosters. The "we get it right most of the time" argument doesn't really fly when you're dealing with sexual assault.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Anals of History posted:

Agreed on the pablum and that every university has PR people who are paid well to be disconnected from reality and ethics. I'd accept that statement if it were about recruiting violations or kids taking money from boosters. The "we get it right most of the time" argument doesn't really fly when you're dealing with sexual assault.

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander: Feds probe MSU for sexual assault misconduct

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I remember way back when, when I was going on a tour of Western Michigan and they were making it a point to show off their emergency phones or call boxes or whatever they're called. The emergency things for people who see something, or are worried they're being followed. But when they started talking about them they couldn't find them, and then after walking around trying to find them for ten minute the guide found one and the light above it was smashed and the button had been pried off.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
Good to see Michigan rivals arguing over who is worse at rape prevention.

School I went to had a ton of those beacon things that have a light and an emergency button press.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
My campus takes 10 minutes to walk all the way across and it has a bunch of those things too.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true
TTU has what we termed the "rape bus" which is a set of mass transit vans that run from about 6:00 pm (when the normal busses shut down) until about 2:00 am and you could flag one down if you needed to get anywhere on campus. We have a few emergency call boxes too.

But TTU's campus is huge and spread out.

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

kayakyakr posted:

TTU has what we termed the "rape bus" which is a set of mass transit vans that run from about 6:00 pm (when the normal busses shut down) until about 2:00 am and you could flag one down if you needed to get anywhere on campus. We have a few emergency call boxes too.

But TTU's campus is huge and spread out.

Ball State had a trolley that did this, but it took us from bar to bar and it was school sponsored.

It owned.

Morby
Sep 6, 2007
My undergrad at a small state school had a bunch of those phones, too. One girl was sexually assaulted right outside the campus police station.

Democratic Pirate
Feb 17, 2010

A&M has a blue phone system as well that will call the university police. Alternatively, you can call a number for an escort from the Corps, which is pretty much the opposite of what you'd want to do in that situation.

Morby
Sep 6, 2007

Democratic Pirate posted:

A&M has a blue phone system as well that will call the university police. Alternatively, you can call a number for an escort from the Corps, which is pretty much the opposite of what you'd want to do in that situation.

That thought is actually pretty frightening.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
UCLA has the phones and a system where you can call a CSO (student security guards that have walkie talkies to the police and can carry mace and usually sit and 'guard' buildings at night basically) to walk with you anywhere at night that seems to get used a lot, as well as a late night van/shuttle service. Seems to work out alright, although it obviously doesn't stop the occasional rear end in a top hat from running up and groping girls on a trail between dorms or in the middle of the apartments.

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Deteriorata posted:

What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander: Feds probe MSU for sexual assault misconduct

Had no idea this was going on, so please accept my :pwn: Everyone sucks, PR is worthless.

LSC
Apr 17, 2006

Those cadets must get laid all the time.

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
Edit: I can't read Greek

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Grantham's recruiting is already making an impact at Louisville. One of his recruits impregnated his cousin.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!
Hey now, he allegedly impregnated his cousin. I mean, there's only "a nearly 100 percent chance" that he did it, so maybe it's all just a big misunderstanding.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Grantham's recruiting is already making an impact at Louisville. One of his recruits impregnated his cousin.

Oh I think we gotta give Petrino his due there as well.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
I don't want to bring this up if it's already being talked about in another thread but I didn't' see it mentioned and I just kind of stumbled over it today. Prince Shembo was the Notre Dame player in the Seeberg case. And Brian Kelly forbade him to speak about it.

TheGreyGhost
Feb 14, 2012

“Go win the Heimlich Trophy!”

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Grantham's recruiting is already making an impact at Louisville. One of his recruits impregnated his cousin.

Where does incest fall in the fulmer cup points scale?

Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast
FSU has what is lovingly referred to as the "Rape Tunnel" which connects a dorm (formerly used to house minorities) with the rest of campus. It was the most god-awful dorm on campus and was demolished the year after I moved out.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Dattserberg posted:

FSU has what is lovingly referred to as the "Rape Tunnel" which connects a dorm (formerly used to house minorities) with the rest of campus. It was the most god-awful dorm on campus and was demolished the year after I moved out.

And the Rape Trail leading to those god-awful private dorms!

The awful dorm is now beautiful. And we have apartment style dorms. Everything east of the intramural fields is turning into a 'downtown' upscale bar area with apartments on top.

It's been a neat year for FSU. We're getting pretty selective with admissions too and physical science research may supplant UF soon.

Still don't have a LB coach :(

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Pat Narduzzi is now the highest paid Big Ten coordinator with a cool salary of $904,583.

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
That's a ridiculous salary.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Morby posted:

That thought is actually pretty frightening.

They actually choose a random set of Corpsman to man the thing and I distinctly remember at least one story where the leader would order the guys to check out the girl to see if she was cute. If she was, he would personally escort her.

Oh and they look like this:

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

computer parts posted:

They actually choose a random set of Corpsman to man the thing and I distinctly remember at least one story where the leader would order the guys to check out the girl to see if she was cute. If she was, he would personally escort her.

Oh and they look like this:



I would say it would be a good troll of the corps to call it as a guy, ask for an escort. But then you would be stuck hanging out with a corpsman. More like trolling yourself.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Grantham's recruiting is already making an impact at Louisville. One of his recruits impregnated his cousin.

Bringing a little Georgia to Louisville. Would have been better if Grantham came from West Virginia though.

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Pat Narduzzi is now the highest paid Big Ten coordinator with a cool salary of $904,583.
Jesus gently caress. I mean he deserves it after what he's done but that is incredible. Are they thinking of just promoting him when Dantonio retires and trying to keep him around until that happens, because that's the smart move.

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Democratic Pirate posted:

A&M has a blue phone system as well that will call the university police. Alternatively, you can call a number for an escort from the Corps, which is pretty much the opposite of what you'd want to do in that situation.


I assume the escort is basically a more creepy version of this.

kayakyakr
Feb 16, 2004

Kayak is true

Thoguh posted:

I assume the escort is basically a more creepy version of this.


Nah, this was an escort call.

VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!

Thoguh posted:

I assume the escort is basically a more creepy version of this.


I love that I still discover like one new thing a year that the A&M corps does that manages to surprise me for how creepy/stupid/pointless/hilarious it is.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

VDay posted:

I love that I still discover like one new thing a year that the A&M corps does that manages to surprise me for how creepy/stupid/pointless/hilarious it is.

This is getting kind of e/n-y but they literally pick positions for every major role in student government from their own ranks and then vote as a block for them. Sort of a college version of the old white people who always vote.

There's literally no reason to do this except to dickwave, which you could tell by the similar amount of effort they put into the band shows.

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Dattserberg
Dec 30, 2005

National champion, Heisman winner, King crab enthusiast

pillsburysoldier posted:

And the Rape Trail leading to those god-awful private dorms!

The awful dorm is now beautiful. And we have apartment style dorms. Everything east of the intramural fields is turning into a 'downtown' upscale bar area with apartments on top.

It's been a neat year for FSU. We're getting pretty selective with admissions too and physical science research may supplant UF soon.

Still don't have a LB coach :(

I went back for the Miami game this year and it was my first time in Tally since 2009. poo poo has definitely changed. I felt old when I started talking about the IM fields and all the whippersnappers thought I was talking about the new ones which are located 5 miles off campus.

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