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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Big Show is leaking.

Edit: Big Show Buckles would be a good business.

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Batista posted:

Looking back now, it was so loving fake. No wonder it didn't work!

had the turn itself not been garbage and they let him grow more organically rather than shove him down peoples' throats, it probably could've worked. he did show a lot of fire early on.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
OH MY GOD IT'S THIS! I FORGOT!

BIG E ANCHOR VOICE

RIP Cody Rhodes' mustache :smith:

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Feb 27, 2014

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

dick murdoch is funny

mrbasehart
Jul 19, 2010
That Dick Murdoch match was really fun and very old school.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Whoa look at this hipster

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

triplexpac posted:

Whoa look at this hipster

Hes cool

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

yea ok posted:

Hes cool

I do enjoy that he keeps calling Brutus "Brutus Beefcakes"

RHX
Oct 20, 2005
This makes me care more about Brutus than his heartfelt Monday Night Raw promo ever could.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
USA #1 indeed, Sgt Slaughter

Edit: Uhhhh why is Ken Patera ranting about black men

mrbasehart
Jul 19, 2010
Nikolai Volkoff can sing his national anthem better than most of the guest appearances at Wrestlemania.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

1: IS that Rakishi?

2: Why is Elvis on Commentary?

Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004

I loved the hype at the end of today's 8:30 Raw episode..."NEXT WEEK ON RAW, BRET HART VS. ONE OF THE HEADSHRINKERS!"

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



the 90s were cool


Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004

BigRed0427 posted:

2: Why is Elvis on Commentary?

Because Rob Bartlett is horrible. Fortunately, he was only on Raw for a few months, so his run is almost over.

Looking up Rob Bartlett lead me to Art Donovan calling the King of the Ring 1994. It's like watching wrestling with my slightly senile Grandfather. Look it up on youtube for some entertainment.

Acrolos fucked around with this message at 15:48 on Feb 27, 2014

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

So Hogan was active in the company at the time? I always thought he just showed up and Wrestlemania 9.

Frilled Lizard
May 22, 2004

WOOF WOOF WOOF
YOU KNOW IT
These Flashback shows are so worth the $10.

Mean Gene: "Nice colorful outfit there Macho Man, did you have it painted by Joey Buttafuoco at the Auto Body paint place?"
Macho: "There's a complement in there somewhere...."

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

Acrolos posted:

Because Rob Bartlett is horrible. Fortunately, he was only on Raw for a few months, so his run is almost over.

Looking up Rob Bartlett lead me to Art Donovan calling the King of the Ring 1994. It's like watching wrestling with my slightly senile Grandfather. Look it up on youtube for some entertainment.

More like watch it on the Network.

emjayo
Apr 11, 2013

mods, rename me samoan #2

SirDippingSauce
Oct 25, 2012

We're here to interrogate Manly Dan the lumberjack for the murder of wax Stan.
First off, I nevr thought I'd ever hear an Indigo Girls song as part of a WWE bio package, let alone John Cena's.

Second of all, Cena was a lovable dork as a kid. He reminds me of my cousins.

Thirdly, is Zack was this personable and less weirdly misogynistic now as he is on Inbox, I think he'd still be popular.

Acrolos
Mar 29, 2004

BigRed0427 posted:

So Hogan was active in the company at the time? I always thought he just showed up and Wrestlemania 9.

I'm trying to figure out what he did around this point to embarrass himself. In the interview, he kept talking about the challenges he's went through and people starting rumors. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was probably true.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Acrolos posted:

I'm trying to figure out what he did around this point to embarrass himself. In the interview, he kept talking about the challenges he's went through and people starting rumors. Whatever it was, I'm sure it was probably true.

According to Wikipedia this is around the time the Steroid trial happened.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
"I went down to Houston, where he (Booker T) grew up. I'd never seen an uzi fired out a car window before."
~Jerry "The King" Lawler, Backlash 2003

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

"I went down to Houston, where he (Booker T) grew up. I'd never seen an uzi fired out a car window before."
~Jerry "The King" Lawler, Backlash 2003

Holy poo poo. :ughh:

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
I hate the 2013 Royal Rumble now.

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.
I stopped watching wrestling pretty much, so all the recent stuff is fine for me. Although what the gently caress was Goldust doing getting eliminated, he's the sheriff of rulingham.

WeaponX
Jul 28, 2008



rumble 13 is pretty poo poo but it had an awesome tron and ramp setup

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frolf:

he knows...
I'm a little annoyed they've played the same rumble 3 times in 16 hours or so.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
"Why does your WHITE brother always tell YOU to get the table?"
Bad Blood '03

DannoMack
Aug 1, 2003

i love it when you call me big poppa
I forget, had they already blown it with Ryback by this point or should he have won?

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


DannoMack posted:

I forget, had they already blown it with Ryback by this point or should he have won?

Ryback had already been killed by Punk (which now we can look back on as hilariously another case of killing off a hot product getting big crowd reactions for a guy who wouldn't have much of a future in the company) by this time, yeah.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
Ryback could have been saved there, but nope.

Leggsy
Apr 30, 2008

We'll take our chances...
I forgot how totally nuts this Rock promo was :stare:

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
:nms:

:nms:

RIP Mae Young

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


I saw Mae in a bra and panties match yesterday and I'm taking that as a danger of the Network, you just never know when her and going to show up and do something horrifying with Moolah in tow.

E: Woop! I've not seen the zamboni Raw before.

njsykora fucked around with this message at 22:36 on Feb 27, 2014

The American Dream
Mar 1, 2007
Don't Forget My Balls
Jeez, I realize king looks great now for being 62 with heart problems, but I can't believe how young he looks on the Austin Zamboni raw.

Southern Justice looks like 2 Kenny Powers wrestling.

The American Dream fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Feb 27, 2014

Jale
Nov 6, 2005

Haha that video package was ridiculous.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
I can't believe they kept some commercials.

Edit: 'Can't believe' in a good way. :allears:

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Sky Shadowing posted:

I can't believe they kept some commercials.

Edit: 'Can't believe' in a good way. :allears:

I feel my life is better for having seen that Stridex ad.

RIP UFC and NWA Champion Dan "The Beast" Severn

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

good lord that was nasty

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