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Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

strap on revenge posted:

That liquid cheese looks foul. Wouldn't mind one (1) of those burgers though.

It's actually amazing.

But yeah, I'm a glutton and there is no way I could do that much Shake Shack in one sitting.

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computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.


I'm reminded of The Far Side comic "where fat comes from"

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Cosima posted:



I'm reminded of The Far Side comic "where fat comes from"

Not Pictured: The broken bed and wrappers from one visit to shake shack.

Seriously, how do you get to the point of the woman in the Black Swan outfit. Her shins are literally half the size of her thighs and just bubbling over

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Postal Parcel posted:

Not Pictured: The broken bed and wrappers from one visit to shake shack.

Seriously, how do you get to the point of the woman in the Black Swan outfit. Her shins are literally half the size of her thighs and just bubbling over

At this point the body is a prison. Also, how do you find leggings that big? What do they look like when they aren't being worn? Is each leg hole the size of a beach towel?

PaganGoatPants
Jan 18, 2012

TODAY WAS THE SPECIAL SALE DAY!
Grimey Drawer

Postal Parcel posted:


Seriously, how do you get to the point of the woman in the Black Swan outfit. Her shins are literally half the size of her thighs and just bubbling over

See my last post. Family and spouses is what happens. These people are stuck in their bed or house yet still eat a massive amount.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

PaganGoatPants posted:

See my last post. Family and spouses is what happens. These people are stuck in their bed or house yet still eat a massive amount.

It was actually a rhetorical question:ssh:

Cosima posted:

At this point the body is a prison. Also, how do you find leggings that big? What do they look like when they aren't being worn? Is each leg hole the size of a beach towel?

I think that room is a prison because they don't look like the can fit through that door.

tviolet
May 20, 2004

Doubledickdude AMA was a informative http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
How the gently caress can having two dicks be neither "genetic nor inherited?"

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

Miltank posted:

How the gently caress can having two dicks be neither "genetic nor inherited?"

Because not all birth defects are genetic or inherited?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Can't believe I just spent 10 minutes reading a reddit page interviewing a guy with two dicks

Apogee15
Jun 16, 2013

canyoneer posted:

Can't believe I just spent 10 minutes reading a reddit page interviewing a guy with two dicks

I did the same. It was such a stupid interview, and nothing I read was at all interesting.

BaconRelaxer
Sep 19, 2004

A facebook friend's daughter came home from pre-school with this poem about mustaches. I don't think the teacher knew what that last rhyme meant.

tviolet
May 20, 2004

Apogee15 posted:

I did the same. It was such a stupid interview, and nothing I read was at all interesting.

Yeah sure buddy

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Darrish posted:

A facebook friend's daughter came home from pre-school with this poem about mustaches. I don't think the teacher knew what that last rhyme meant.
And Gandhi is misspelled. That's the least of it, I know.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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Cosima posted:



I'm reminded of The Far Side comic "where fat comes from"

Snack Swan.

vandelay industries
Apr 6, 2007

what delay industries?

Cosima posted:



I'm reminded of The Far Side comic "where fat comes from"

Whatever it is that they are sitting on, it is no more.

pospysyl
Nov 10, 2012



TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


vandelay industries posted:

Whatever it is that they are sitting on, it is no more.

It was a bed now it's a diamond.

The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/bNFNjXb.jpg

Lotron
Aug 15, 2006

Still clownin'

Wow

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Way to put the butt in butterfly.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003


Emo Philips, Jr.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

0% body fat

Unity Gain
Sep 15, 2007

dancing blue

Werewolf?

There wolf! There castle!

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

"Baby hold on. I want take some sweet selfies to show off my mass."

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003


Looks like a butter sculpture.

i am he
Feb 4, 2014

:nws: This picture is gross don't click if you don't want to see a gross picture :nws:

Portals
Apr 18, 2012


It's a guy making GBS threads into a urinal and puking on the ground.

I was expecting much worse from that warning. :colbert:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Portals posted:

It's a guy making GBS threads into a urinal and puking on the ground.

I was expecting much worse from that warning. :colbert:

it could be the other way round.

that would be even more gross.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Cosima posted:



I'm reminded of The Far Side comic "where fat comes from"

you can sort of see a "normal" girl in the second blob from the left.

i am he
Feb 4, 2014

Portals posted:

It's a guy making GBS threads into a urinal and puking on the ground.

I was expecting much worse from that warning. :colbert:

ya definitely not the grossest but still gross imo

pigletsquid
Oct 19, 2012

He reminds me of those gross little Fridge Raiders meat snack things.

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008

Cosima posted:



I'm reminded of The Far Side comic "where fat comes from"

I feel like I could take a running leap and flop onto their bodies and it'd feel like jumping into a waterbed. not that I'd advise it

shut up netface has a new favorite as of 09:03 on Mar 13, 2014

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

shut up netface posted:

I feel like I could take a running leap and flop onto their bodies and it'd feel like jumping into a waterbed. not that I'd advise it

And so shut up netface sank into their folds and was never seen again.

Dreadwroth
Dec 12, 2009

by R. Guyovich
That fat girl picture is what I imagine when I read about "cuddle puddles" and it creeps me the gently caress out every time.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

quote:

nypost.com/2014/03/07/twins-who-share-boyfriend-get-200k-surgery-to-look-more-alike/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow

Twin sisters Anna and Lucy DeCinque, of Perth, Australia, have spent over $200,000 on plastic surgery so they can look identical.

The 28-year-old ladies do everything together, including having threesomes with the boyfriend they share.

Anna and Lucy even have the same jobs, though they work different shifts serving meals to the elderly.

“We’re dating one boy at the moment … There are three people in our relationship. We’re sharing,” Lucy explains.

“It’s not really weird to us,” Lucy continues. “We have one boyfriend and all of us share the same bed … We have the same taste in everything, so obviously we’re going to like the same boy, too," she says, referring to their boyfriend Ben Byrne, an electrical engineer.

Lucy says they never wear the same outfit twice. "Everything has to be new."





Slanderer
May 6, 2007

This is a nightmare.

gatz
Oct 19, 2012

Love 'em and leave 'em
Groom 'em and feed 'em
Cid Shinjuku
Those faces look like something you'd see in a nightmare. I thought it was camera flash but both their faces are tinted lighter than their bodies.

maswastaken
Nov 12, 2011

I can only assume that they botched the surgery with one of them and - well, they specifically wanted to look identical...

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Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

Ben Byrne was unavailable for comment as he was attending his clown fetishist support group

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