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Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Roosh is easier to take when you realize one of his pick up tips included the words "I love mud." Or is it harder to take because people still take him seriously?

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Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Grondoth posted:

Roosh is easier to take when you realize one of his pick up tips included the words "I love mud." Or is it harder to take because people still take him seriously?

Also when you know that he considers the Holloween Costume test a legitimate form of analysis.
http://www.rooshv.com/the-relationship-between-femininity-education

However I still see links from Return of Kings and Elite Daily on my feed every now and again. :( It's really disheartening that people read this poo poo.

Kimmalah
Nov 14, 2005

Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.


Grondoth posted:

Roosh is easier to take when you realize one of his pick up tips included the words "I love mud." Or is it harder to take because people still take him seriously?

Honestly the main thing that bothers me about him is that I know someone out there is reading his poo poo and taking it to heart.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
I think the only way I could take Roosh was if he was placed into a high-power centrifuge and reduced to a uniform-consistency liquid.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.
But then said liquid would try and find a way to get inside your vagina, with or without your permission, so nothing much would change.

Also the comments in the "women and femininity" article are as bad as I'd expect, with people saying he's an idiot and way more people going "who are you, a beta noob? :smug:

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
You misunderstand. I would drink him, digesting his mortal form and stealing his vital essence to be used as nutrients for my body. Nutrients I would use to sustain myself while I fought tirelessly for feminism. Then what little of him remained would be flushed into the sewers, where he and his ilk belong.
Or maybe I'd just snap him in half and unhinge my jaw to devour him.


Look, the point is, I want to eat MRAs.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

Small Frozen Thing posted:

You misunderstand. I would drink him, digesting his mortal form and stealing his vital essence to be used as nutrients for my body. Nutrients I would use to sustain myself while I fought tirelessly for feminism. Then what little of him remained would be flushed into the sewers, where he and his ilk belong.
Or maybe I'd just snap him in half and unhinge my jaw to devour him.


Look, the point is, I want to eat MRAs.

I don't think it works that way. MRAs are toxic so they're obviously acidic. Thus your pH will lower to the point of you yourself becoming an MRA.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Small Frozen Thing posted:

You misunderstand. I would drink him, digesting his mortal form and stealing his vital essence to be used as nutrients for my body. Nutrients I would use to sustain myself while I fought tirelessly for feminism. Then what little of him remained would be flushed into the sewers, where he and his ilk belong.
Or maybe I'd just snap him in half and unhinge my jaw to devour him.


That's just anal sex for him :(

Miranda
Dec 24, 2004

Not a cuttlefish.
A dude in my nursing class, who I am rapidly losing respect for, posted this bullshit:

http://www.returnofkings.com/30402/most-women-dont-deserve-a-good-man

I'm the first to admit women can be lovely but I don't even know how to respond to this misogynistic crap

M_Sinistrari
Sep 5, 2008

Do you like scary movies?



Since it's been a while since I last checked the pages of the people I still keep as friends but blocked thier posts from showing up on my feed and drat if I haven't hit paydirt. I admit I do find the using of the picture from 300 particularly funny for the wear the armor of God bit.

















Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry

You should point out that you can't spell 'conservative' without 'con'. :v:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

Oh my god that Bible trail mix post is pure :ironicat:

Also I see people still worship Reagan as their lord and savior despite the laundry list of reasons why he was poo poo.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

My opinions on cancer selfie have come full circle and now I'm mad at people calling girls "munters" and telling them to put their actual faces away because they're gross. :mad:

Morkyz
Aug 6, 2013
I'd like to see you try to spell progressive without two lightning bolts.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

There's literally a scene where Ricky Bobby is drinking at a bar with his pals in the movie!!! Could these people at least use pictures of people that MAKE SENSE in these things

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

Clochette posted:

I didn't read the article but I'm guessing the author suggests that there's a slippery slope where making sure you don't literally rape someone will eventually lead to writing up contracts before every sexual encounter.

I hate myself so I went to read that "real men don't wait for a yes" article. Have some choice quotes:

rapist posted:

I simply don’t wait around looking for little signs to pass go – in the moment, all I care about is getting my dick wet, and the path to make that happen. And when I feel like grabbing a girl’s head and making out with her, I do. Sometimes she shoves me off, yet I try again seconds later, and am met with sweet success.

serial rapist posted:

Don’t be deterred - every first kiss is sexual assault anyway. You’re going from touching her shoulder or hips, to putting your tongue down her throat, without ever asking for her permission. You never know she’s down until you’re balls deep. You will truly never be sure if she is willing to sleep with you, until you go for it.

holy poo poo what the gently caress posted:

A woman wants nothing more than to be objectified by a high status man; man desires, woman craves being desired. As one fling told me, “sometimes it feels good to be objectified.” As for some harpy braying on about ‘objectification of women,’ put her in a room with a willing Ryan Gosling, and see how she moans as his hand climbs up her skirt.

actual loving rapist posted:

There will be a few who verbally refuse to have sex, as they’re lying naked in your bed, but you get the distinct feeling that if by some stroke of the gods, your penis ended up inside her, well… she’d be writhing with pleasure, happy that you forcibly ignored her protestations.

MRA rapist motherfucker posted:

I opt not to forcibly gently caress girls under these conditions; the risk of a girl accusing you of rape after several penis-induced orgasms under such circumstances is too far above zero for my tastes.

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.

Serene Dragon posted:

I hate myself so I went to read that "real men don't wait for a yes" article. Have some choice quotes:

*Rapey McRaperson*

Is there a way we can contact the proper authorities on this guy? I'm sure we can solve all the rape crimes just by this article alone! He is literally saying that you pretty much have to gently caress a "yes" out of her, because deep down she wants the dick all the time but she doesn't know it. :stonk:

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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MyFaceBeHi posted:

Is there a way we can contact the proper authorities on this guy? I'm sure we can solve all the rape crimes just by this article alone! He is literally saying that you pretty much have to gently caress a "yes" out of her, because deep down she wants the dick all the time but she doesn't know it. :stonk:

Do you have a telephone? Thats a good way to contact people.

Aerdan
Apr 14, 2012

Not Dennis NEDry


'Mack' has to be trolling, right? ...right?

('Mack' is dad's conservative friend, 'Bobby' is dad, and I avoided touching the poop on this one so far.)

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I like how he jumps from birth control to ABORTION ABORTION ABORTION.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.
LIBERAL PROPAGANDA in the FALSE WAR ON WOMEN


People get stuck on such specific turns of phrase sometimes

Marley Wants More
Oct 22, 2005

woof

Aerdan posted:



'Mack' has to be trolling, right? ...right?

('Mack' is dad's conservative friend, 'Bobby' is dad, and I avoided touching the poop on this one so far.)

I think Mack just wanted an excuse to show off that he knows the word "abortifacients".

MyFaceBeHi
Apr 9, 2008

I was popular, once.

mds2 posted:

Do you have a telephone? Thats a good way to contact people.

Bit difficult to contact an american police force when I live in the UK but hey, whatever works! :v:

Xombie
May 22, 2004

Soul Thrashing
Black Sorcery

Little Blackfly posted:

OK, so I went and looked up that cancer selfie thing. Can someone explain to me the logical connection between the two? Cause idgi

It's mysterious to people who aren't in the know and makes them ask. Then they pay more attention when you tell them as compared to just posting something that's actually about cancer because reasons.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Xombie posted:

It's mysterious to people who aren't in the know and makes them ask. Then they pay more attention when you tell them as compared to just posting something that's actually about cancer because reasons.

Apparently there was £1,000,000 donated to Cancer Research UK yesterday on the back of it so now my selfie-snark looks mean :saddowns:

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



The poop has come to Canada!



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Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Shannonmcn posted:

My opinions on cancer selfie have come full circle and now I'm mad at people calling girls "munters" and telling them to put their actual faces away because they're gross. :mad:

I've only had two girls on my feed post the makeup free selfie, and neither of them mentioned cancer. Until I read this thread, I had no idea they were an awareness thing, and I doubt they did either (considering one has cancer, if she knew it was for awareness, she'd have made note of it).

So I assumed they were just a cute confidence boosting thing girls were doing, which was proven further when the typical dudebro I have on my feed starting getting mad at the selfies, since he thinks girls without makeup is gross.

stegoceras
Oct 21, 2011

Numb's no good, but it sure beats the hurt
It's the same on my feed. Most girls were saying the reason was to prove that we're all beautiful even without makeup, more like a confidence booster thing.

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

Some girl on my girlfriend's Facebook is actually pretty ill at the moment and posted one of those selfies. People were freaking out.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

stegoceras posted:

It's the same on my feed. Most girls were saying the reason was to prove that we're all beautiful even without makeup, more like a confidence booster thing.
Yep really working out great with the spreading awareness thing.

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Aerdan posted:



'Mack' has to be trolling, right? ...right?

('Mack' is dad's conservative friend, 'Bobby' is dad, and I avoided touching the poop on this one so far.)

Wouldn't universal healthcare be a fantastic solution to businesses that don't want to cover their employees health care due to religious reasons?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Zeether posted:

Oh my god that Bible trail mix post is pure :ironicat:

It bothers me that they say "The Bible isn't trail mix: you can't just pick out the parts you like". Because that's how all the M&M's get eaten out of the trail mix, and you're a bad person if you do that. It should read "The Bible is EXACTLY LIKE trail mix: If you pick out only the parts you like, go to hell"

Just buy a bag of M&Ms if that's all you want!

vaguely
Apr 29, 2013

hot_squirting_honey.gif

Master Twig posted:

Wouldn't universal healthcare be a fantastic solution to businesses that don't want to cover their employees health care due to religious reasons?
But then good Christian taxpayers would have to pay for your godless commie slut pills, and that's even worse!

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

canyoneer posted:

It bothers me that they say "The Bible isn't trail mix: you can't just pick out the parts you like". Because that's how all the M&M's get eaten out of the trail mix, and you're a bad person if you do that. It should read "The Bible is EXACTLY LIKE trail mix: If you pick out only the parts you like, go to hell"

Just buy a bag of M&Ms if that's all you want!

I stand whole-heartedly by the "Bible isn't trail mix" argument. I'd love it if more Christians held themselves to that mantra.

I just wish that, instead of believing all the crazy outdated terrible poo poo de facto because they believe in the more rational messages, they would refuse to believe any of it to avoid having to believe in all the crazy poo poo in the first place.

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
Picking and choosing is actually a-ok if any of these Christians believed in anything Jesus ever said.

Matthew 22:36-40 posted:


36“Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”

37Jesus replied: “ ‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’c 38This is the first and greatest commandment. 39And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’d 40All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”


Basically if you're honoring God and being good to people you're following all the laws and the demands of the prophets just fine.

Except you can't justify hating the gays when you do that so...

RyuujinBlueZ
Oct 9, 2007

WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Huntersoninski posted:

Picking and choosing is actually a-ok if any of these Christians believed in anything Jesus ever said.


Basically if you're honoring God and being good to people you're following all the laws and the demands of the prophets just fine.

Except you can't justify hating the gays when you do that so...

You know, maybe they are loving the gays as they love themselves.

Maybe they just really, really hate themselves.

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

Huntersoninski posted:

Picking and choosing is actually a-ok if any of these Christians believed in anything Jesus ever said.


Basically if you're honoring God and being good to people you're following all the laws and the demands of the prophets just fine.

Except you can't justify hating the gays when you do that so...

Yeah but Jesus kinda said lots of things, such as

Matthew 5:17-18 posted:

"Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfill them. For truly I tell you, until heaven and earth disappear, not the smallest letter, not the least stroke of a pen, will by any means disappear from the Law until everything is accomplished.

which is the keystone of the "well you can't pick and choose" argument

Rat Patrol
Feb 15, 2008

kill kill kill kill
kill me now
Sure but he then said the law and the prophets is nothing but loving god and other people. Not saying people dont' use it as an excuse, but as far as I'm concerned that's bullshit.

RyuujinBlueZ posted:

You know, maybe they are loving the gays as they love themselves.

Maybe they just really, really hate themselves.

I'd buy that.

Rat Patrol has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Mar 20, 2014

Clochette
Aug 12, 2013

Would it even be possible to believe in everything in the Bible and follow every law set forth? I imagine there would be a few contradictions.

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davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

Clochette posted:

Would it even be possible to believe in everything in the Bible and follow every law set forth? I imagine there would be a few contradictions.

No there are plenty: http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_meritt/bible-contradictions.html

If only they had sci-fi nerds thousands of years ago who would post on message boards about inconsistencies.

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