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Forti
May 5, 2009

FrozenVent posted:

I don't know about you guys, but when I suddenly become aware of internet people trying anal sex in my vicinity, my first reaction isn't to reach for a period-appropriate video recording device.

Why the gently caress not?

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Greyish Orange
Apr 1, 2010


This was dorky but funny. If I was uni age I'm sure I'd vote him for the effort he put in to standing out. I didn't watch it all the way through though so I don't know if it turned into a brony campaign or something at the end.

cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

change my name posted:

Here's a hint for the guys who are wondering: no, it's never cool to dye your hair rainbow.

Goddammit, loving cyberpunk lied to me. :negative:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Everything about Goon Camp is AUG

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Stultus Maximus posted:

Everything about Goon Camp is AUG


Hm... I don't remember this Louis Theroux's documentary.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Stultus Maximus posted:

Everything about Goon Camp is AUG

Did they camp in a giant quagmire of chicken curry?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I remember that DJ Buttaflye's explanation for why their butt sex was so loud was because her boyfriend's dick was so small and her rear end cheeks were so huge that they had to struggle to get it in there.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012



From the Idiots on Social Media thread.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
It's amazing the great lengths and mental leaps FA people will go to justify their lifestyle. If they just spent as much time actually caring for themselves who knows what they could accomplish (for instance, not being fat).

That picture's awful.

sesame_samuel_
Dec 24, 2012

Pork Pro
And assuming that the Wikipedia article on the Aquatic Ape hypothesis is correct, it actually has nothing to do with the fat content of the human body (beyond infancy) or obesity. So double the mental gymnastics.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Demon of the East posted:

And assuming that the Wikipedia article on the Aquatic Ape hypothesis is correct, it actually has nothing to do with the fat content of the human body (beyond infancy) or obesity. So double the mental gymnastics.

Also, we don't have blubber. Body fat and blubber are not the same thing.

Adjunct Cheesecake
Mar 19, 2009

mmmmmm
At the risk of being the awkward one myself, what does "a/u/g" stand for?

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:


Adjunct Cheesecake posted:

At the risk of being the awkward one myself, what does "a/u/g" stand for?

PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross: My Little Signature Fedora Edition

Adjunct Cheesecake
Mar 19, 2009

mmmmmm

Kheldragar posted:

PYF Awkward, Ugly, and Gross: My Little Signature Fedora Edition

I'm an idiot.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Did they camp in a giant quagmire of chicken curry?

It looks like its clay. Anyway, I believe that one of the Gooncamps ruined the property they were on because of how much trash they generated. While another one got shut down by cops because of complaints.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

muscles like this? posted:

It looks like its clay. Anyway, I believe that one of the Gooncamps ruined the property they were on because of how much trash they generated. While another one got shut down by cops because of complaints.

My Goon History is rusty but I think the one that got shut down by police was because they had drugs and some other goon was jealous/angry about it somehow so he reported them

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Did they camp in a giant quagmire of chicken curry?

Brown dirt + all the Cheeto dust fallout gives it that colour.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Stultus Maximus posted:

Also, we don't have blubber. Body fat and blubber are not the same thing.


All the Indonesians who actually live at sea are really loving fat, you guys! So are all the professional swimmers - athletes.

Also if fat people have blubber would it be profitable to hunt them down for ambra?

Fizbin
Nov 1, 2004
Zoom!

Shugojin posted:

Well if your eyes don't like contacts/you can't afford them, your basic options come down to thick frames (look even worse on most people), wire frames, or frameless (actually a little tiny thin piece of plastic). I go with wire frames because I've had the little bastard piece of plastic break and was out of glasses because you can't repair the fucker yourself :argh:

On most of the frameless glasses I've seen, that tiny thin piece of plastic is just (essentially) a piece of fishing line, and you don't even need any tools (outside of a way to cut fishing line) to replace it.

edit: maybe I'm thinking of semi-frameless

Fizbin has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Mar 23, 2014

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Fizbin posted:

On most of the frameless glasses I've seen, that tiny thin piece of plastic is just (essentially) a piece of fishing line, and you don't even need any tools (outside of a way to cut fishing line) to replace it.

I think I tried that but I couldn't find a way to fix it in place without leaving some big obvious thingy. Then again I'm kinda crap at fiddling with little tiny things like that.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

muscles like this? posted:

It looks like its clay. Anyway, I believe that one of the Gooncamps ruined the property they were on because of how much trash they generated. While another one got shut down by cops because of complaints.

FYAD called the cops on them because they were all planning on doing an enormous amount of drugs and someone was gonna end up dead.

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

AlmightyBob posted:

FYAD called the cops on them because they were all planning on doing an enormous amount of drugs and someone was gonna end up dead.

I'm not sure which party I would consider more A/U/G

"hey internet strangers let's meet up and do a poo poo load of drugs. Of course we will put in writings where and when." :downs:

Or

"Oh no internet strangers are going to do drugs! call the police or they will surely die" :downs:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Shwqa posted:

I'm not sure which party I would consider more A/U/G

"hey internet strangers let's meet up and do a poo poo load of drugs. Of course we will put in writings where and when." :downs:

Or

"Oh no internet strangers are going to do drugs! call the police or they will surely die" :downs:

Goons are goons regardless of the forum.

Inspector Zenigata
Jul 19, 2010

- - -

Inspector Zenigata has a new favorite as of 22:34 on Apr 2, 2014

Shwqa
Feb 13, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

Goons are goons regardless of the forum.

Course I would never believe FYAD would doing anything kind or caring for people. I'm sure those cops were called because they thought it would be funny to see a bunch of goons in jail for being idiots.

Edit: loving beaten :argh:

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Remember when FYAD called the cops and prevented a suicide? I do.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick
Is there still a GoonCon? Is that still a thing?

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Druggachusettes posted:

Is there still a GoonCon? Is that still a thing?
The last one I remember a post about ended up embarrassingly tiny.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


AlmightyBob posted:

The last one I remember a post about ended up embarrassingly tiny.

Lowtax tried to organize an official one (as the others were just done by posters and not actually run by anyone employed by the website) and the whole thing turned into a mess.

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006

muscles like this? posted:

Lowtax tried to organize an official one (as the others were just done by posters and not actually run by anyone employed by the website) and the whole thing turned into a mess.

Was that when he invited goons to come visit him at some office and only one goon went and found him passed out on a couch with booze and pills next to him. I think he took pics too.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Was that when he invited goons to come visit him at some office and only one goon went and found him passed out on a couch with booze and pills next to him. I think he took pics too.

Seriously?

Goddamn I love this place.

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

Bill Dungsroman posted:

Was that when he invited goons to come visit him at some office and only one goon went and found him passed out on a couch with booze and pills next to him. I think he took pics too.

Yeah, another goon sent him a box full of bargain bin porn and a dildo. The thread was pretty funny.

Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest

AlmightyBob posted:

Remember when FYAD called the cops and prevented a suicide? I do.

Fyad also narced out that guy in gbs who was going to gently caress with his neighbors cable or something potentially starting a fire.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Why?

Nine of Eight
Apr 28, 2011


LICK IT OFF, AND PUT IT BACK IN
Dinosaur Gum

darthbob88 posted:

Last page, but that's just a reference you're not getting. One dude couldn't comprehend the unremitting horror the Nazis perpetrated against everybody else, until somebody photoshopped Rainbow Dash in with the Jews being rounded up.
Reposting lest we forget.


Adding to the awckward, they're a pretty bad history student (That's a picture of polish civillians getting rounded up to get shot during the Warsaw uprising, no Jews involved).

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Haverchuck posted:

Fyad also narced out that guy in gbs who was going to gently caress with his neighbors cable or something potentially starting a fire.

He DID start a fire. A neighbors house caught fire because of that thing he plugged into the electrical box, just not THE neighbor.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Nine of Eight posted:

Adding to the awckward, they're a pretty bad history student (That's a picture of polish civillians getting rounded up to get shot during the Warsaw uprising, no Jews involved).

I don't see anyone there saying anything about Jews?

Not that it matters, a person was unable to identify with people being rounded up by soldiers until someone photoshopped in a cartoon horse.

e: well I guess "the greatest warcrime in history" is a clear enough reference to the Holocaust but that's a different person talking anyway.

horriblePencilist
Oct 18, 2012

It's a Dirt Devil!
Get it?

Shugojin posted:

I don't see anyone there saying anything about Jews?

Not that it matters, a person was unable to identify with people being rounded up by soldiers until someone photoshopped in a cartoon horse.

e: well I guess "the greatest warcrime in history" is a clear enough reference to the Holocaust but that's a different person talking anyway.

IIRC the title or description of the original submission refers to WWII explicitly.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

steinrokkan posted:

Also if fat people have blubber would it be profitable to hunt them down for ambra?

Ambra comes from sperm whale's rear end, so all you'd have to do is process their waste. :george:

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darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

horriblePencilist posted:

IIRC the title or description of the original submission refers to WWII explicitly.

And I mentioned the Jews in my description,

quote:

[S]omebody photoshopped Rainbow Dash in with the Jews being rounded up.
Not that it matters too much in the end; dude's still a horrible Brony with an amazingly AUG lack of empathy.

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