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TontoCorazon posted:It's like he has the head of one fat guy and the body of another lesser fat guy. I'm looking for a good profile shot, his gut is enormous.
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Bundle of Keys posted:If there's any positive light to get from that, it is that fatties are encouraged to become more physically active. Because being immobile and disgusting and feeling like poo poo 24/7 isn't incentive enough.
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Mar 24, 2014 04:24
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Rhyno posted:
It's like a warthog mated with a hipster.
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Mar 24, 2014 04:24
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Twat McTwatterson posted:Because being immobile and disgusting and feeling like poo poo 24/7 isn't incentive enough. And it encourages them to stay fat because that the natural order you see.
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Mar 24, 2014 04:28
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:If she could actually tread water for 5 minutes then I'd consider the argument that fat is healthy. Ten seconds of movement ought to generate enough jiggling to do the trick, so I dunno about that.
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Mar 24, 2014 04:30
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Contrary to what it might look like, this guy is not, to my knowledge, mentally handicapped, so don't feel bad about laughing. He is pretty socially inept though and when we were in high school every girl I know avoided him like the plague because he could get pretty creepy   and his girlfriend  edit: his "miniatures, not dolls" can be seen in the background of this one 
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Mar 24, 2014 04:31
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Hummingbirds posted:Contrary to what it might look like, this guy is not, to my knowledge, mentally handicapped, so don't feel bad about laughing. He is pretty socially inept though and when we were in high school every girl I know avoided him like the plague because he could get pretty creepy Is there a chance his mom drank heavily during her pregnancy
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Mar 24, 2014 04:32
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At least he managed to get a girlfriend, I guess?
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Mar 24, 2014 04:40
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Is there a chance his mom drank heavily during her pregnancy Ok so he does a marginally active hobby outside, apparently he might even be getting some action and he paints models as opposed to just buying statues for display. However he is ugly.
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Is there a chance his mom drank heavily during her pregnancy Does FAS turn people into creepy neckbearded LARPers is the real question I think That's a no on the action though, the girl lives on another continent
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Mar 24, 2014 04:41
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LingcodKilla posted:Ok so he does a marginally active hobby outside, apparently he might even be getting some action and he paints models as opposed to just buying statues for display. His face just looks like FAS. Observation not a grand social statement
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Mar 24, 2014 04:51
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Hummingbirds posted:Does FAS turn people into creepy neckbearded LARPers is the real question I think That kind of info changes everything.
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Mar 24, 2014 05:20
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How often do people usually LARP? I'd expect LARPers to be relatively in shape or at least thinner than that.
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Mar 24, 2014 05:30
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Hummingbirds posted:and his girlfriend juggalo wedding: 
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Mar 24, 2014 05:39
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I thought that was a scene from The Trailer Park Boys for a sec there.
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Mar 24, 2014 05:48
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TontoCorazon posted:It's like he has the head of one fat guy and the body of another lesser fat guy. Here you go buddy  This is him sucking it in to properly show off his Doctor Who tattoo.
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Mar 24, 2014 05:52
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Rhyno posted:Here you go buddy No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. Please make it end.
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Mar 24, 2014 06:31
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What an utterly unappealing human being.
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Mar 24, 2014 06:32
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Florida Betty posted:Actually, fat people tend to be very buoyant. The higher body fat percentage you have, the less need you have to tread water. One time when I took one of our kids to baby swimming class, one of the other babies was actually so fat that it would float. Just needed stabilizing guidance to make sure it floated the right way. (Fat babies are the best babies. This does not extend past toddlerhood.)
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Mar 24, 2014 06:32
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Je suis fatigue posted:How often do people usually LARP? I'd expect LARPers to be relatively in shape or at least thinner than that. People who regularly LARP do it about 1-2 times a week or a weekend event. LARPing isn't a full day workout either. It's mostly active roleplay and a little bit of combat exercise. Some of the more intense LARPs do have very active combat events that look to be decent workouts.
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Mar 24, 2014 06:52
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This dude purports to be a bicyclist. Something about that claim seems off, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
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Mar 24, 2014 07:01
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"Bicycling" is how you describe the movement his chins make while walking.
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Mar 24, 2014 08:09
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Grrl Anachronism posted:Man, the circle lenses she's wearing (or weird photoshop job) make her look dead-eyed. Not even doll-eyed, I've never seen a doll with such an empty expression. Goddrat does that guy looks like Ricky from Trailer Park Boys at a quick glance.
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Mar 24, 2014 09:26
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Florida Betty posted:Actually, fat people tend to be very buoyant. The higher body fat percentage you have, the less need you have to tread water. One of my friends is 370 pounds. I go swimming with her, including deep water exercise classes. She floats. No belt in class, no treading. But she likes my trick where I can float on a really really deep breath, then exhale and sink right to the bottom. She's set for gastric bypass surgery so hopefully in the future we'll be able to sink-race each other to the bottom.
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Mar 24, 2014 09:38
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Groke posted:One time when I took one of our kids to baby swimming class, one of the other babies was actually so fat that it would float. Just needed stabilizing guidance to make sure it floated the right way. Babies are also able to swim on their own for a few months after birth! After which point they have to learn to do it again. For content, have some Hetalia fans.  
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Mar 24, 2014 09:44
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Rhyno posted:Here you go buddy 'Gut Cassidy and the Sundance Cheeseburger.' 'Starsky and Gut.'
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Mar 24, 2014 10:05
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Rhyno posted:Here you go buddy It's fatter on the inside.
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Mar 24, 2014 11:19
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This is racist, right? Speaking of Racists, this couple named their child Adolf Hitler 
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Mar 24, 2014 11:52
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grittyreboot posted:This is racist, right? His other kids are JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, Heinrich Hons, and Eva Lynn Patricia Braun. quote:He has now fathered a total of nine children with five different women but doesn't have custody of any of them. quote:"Well, I’ll stop making them when they stop taking them." He could be the poster boy for A/U/G.
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Mar 24, 2014 13:14
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Xenocidebot posted:This dude purports to be a bicyclist. Something about that claim seems off, but I can't quite put my finger on it. As a loving fat as hell person, I used to ride bikes all the time. See, when you're riding a bike you're: 1. Using those muscles that carry your fat rear end around all day 2. While sitting, so 3. You can ride bikes all day once you get your endurance up. Unless you're racing or doing interval training or something, riding a bike isn't that great of a work-out.
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Mar 24, 2014 15:29
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What in the seven holy fucks is this poo poo? http://www.wikihow.com/Touch-a-Girl
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Mar 24, 2014 16:06
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It's a cutesy way of saying "I am a PUA and I also have issues?" Because really, why do you need a 5 part guide in how to touch another human being, unless you are dry humping everything that has breasts?
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Mar 24, 2014 16:13
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klockwerk posted:What in the seven holy fucks is this poo poo? Nerds had tried some of this poo poo in the past with me. IS AWKWARD, and drat uncomfortable.
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Mar 24, 2014 16:16
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klockwerk posted:What in the seven holy fucks is this poo poo? Look at the related wikiHows, yikes.
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Creepy wikiHow posted:While you might think you're playing it safe and being respectful by not touching her unless she touches you first, you might end up in the friend zone, which is hard to escape. For many people, a big distinction between "friendship" and "relationship" is the way they touch each other. Ah, the dreaded friendzone...
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Well yeah, because once you are in The Friend Zone [tm] you can't touch her boobs. Hell, you might not even be able to hug her, and that is practically first base to most of these people!
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I love how instead of saying "she wasn't into me" they call it being friend-zoned. Friends have sex all the time. I've slept with like 50% of my female friends at one point or another. In fact being friends is a great way to start a sexual relationship.
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grittyreboot posted:This is racist, right? Not only is it super loving racist, it's the most obnoxious type, because he thinks he's honoring "their" culture (100% chance he's never met anyone from whatever culture he thinks he's aping), he's just, like, a citizen of the world maaaaaan, and like, we should relax about him about having those dreads because it's just a hair style but also one time he read that book about Bob Marley so he's just, like, showing support. Source: I live in Ithaca, NY. If it's not these rear end in a top hat it's the women walking around in those long hippie skirts with half a dozen buddha and dharma wheel tattoos. THE JIMMIES 
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Being a white guy who is about 7% German I can say with absolute authority that this man is a piece of white trash poo poo.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I love how instead of saying "she wasn't into me" they call it being friend-zoned. Friends have sex all the time. I've slept with like 50% of my female friends at one point or another. In fact being friends is a great way to start a sexual relationship. Hey man, gotta blame the woman somehow! Sure, you may be so repulsive that she'd rather get it on with an actual leper, but biotruths hypergamy sex rank blah blah blah.
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