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meataidstheft posted:Is that the "annoying dainty foot pose" chick that endlessly reviews socks on SockDreams? That last one though is 4chan and porn star 'Pear-chan'.
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Clochette posted:Kristi Lovett maintains her YouTube account in addition to working as a cam model so it's possible she's just taking the piss for attention à la Trisha Paytas/blndsundoll4mj (who was mentioned in this thread very recently, she's the chubby bleach-blonde talking about Hitler). You'd think that she's just saying whatever her doubtlessly creepy fans want to hear, but she made two videos absolutely trashing bronies and fedoras. i like to think shes not even standing up, but laying on a white floor to support the weight of her monster tits.
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My mother, like 150 years ago, had a student who was so fat that her knees couldn't support her weight and bent inward. This is a young child, so the kid's knees were still developing too. This, then, is my question: are these fat girls trying to be cute or is this a deformed skeleton thing?
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Bean posted:My mother, like 150 years ago, had a student who was so fat that her knees couldn't support her weight and bent inward. This is a young child, so the kid's knees were still developing too. It's a common pose in Japanese lolita fashion. It looks cute when a very attractive and childlike Asian girl does it. It looks terrible when anyone else does it.
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Maggie Fletcher posted:Oh how I hate vanity sizing. As nice as it was to keep going back for smaller sizes to try on last week, I'm realistic. I've gained 20 pounds in fifteen years, I know I'm not a size 2 anymore! And the places that size by the inch are no better. I bought a dress online that I love in a 6 (because I'm a little heavier than I want to be) and it floats on me like a circus tent. I looked up that company's size chart and someone with my measurements, by their own charts, should be a 6. Yet this beautiful size 6 dress from them that I can't wear should fit me. Ah, glad you mentioned Marilyn, because one of my fatter friends pinned this on Pinterest and it hit my pet peeve nerve: people using Marilyn Monroe as an example of fatshion. Like, okay, maybe she was a size 12, but she weighed 118 pounds and had a 23 inch waist, lady wasn't fat by modern OR 50s standards.
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Valtaherra posted:I really can't decide if it's a parody or a joke or something, or if she's actually serious. It reads like a literal checklist of all the insane MRA talking points, but I just can't tell She's pretty clearly taking the piss (I'd say 0:14 solidifies that fact), and reminds me of Nyanners in a way. Those implants though...
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Double Plus Good posted:Ah, glad you mentioned Marilyn, because one of my fatter friends pinned this on Pinterest and it hit my pet peeve nerve: people using Marilyn Monroe as an example of fatshion. Simon Doonan put together some of her clothes for an auction, and he says, "Right away, I discovered that Marilyn was shockingly and unimaginably slender. She was sort of like Kate Moss but fleshier on top. Didn’t see that coming, did you?"
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Double Plus Good posted:Ah, glad you mentioned Marilyn, because one of my fatter friends pinned this on Pinterest and it hit my pet peeve nerve: people using Marilyn Monroe as an example of fatshion. I want to post this photo (minus the stupid caption at the bottom) as a comment to everyone I know who posts her as a model to fatshion (ugh) forwardness. I get it, love the size you're in, that's cool, but don't pretend you're the size of Marilyn Monroe if you're a modern size 14. Hell, I used to have a 23-inch waist (and when I did, I was indeed a size 0), but I sure as poo poo didn't have a 37 inch rack to go with it!
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There's deep shame in them eyes
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IshmaelZarkov posted:AUG? That man is amazing. I'm not a religious sort, but if a man looking like that walked into my house and screamed at me to worship him as my messiah, I would do so with absolutely no hesitation. Dude's got a face for radio, no matter what else you think about him.
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Why do black people do the FIRST NAME (THREEWORDSTOGETHER)LAST NAME thing ? quote:What kinda female sit up and stalk the next female page and report to the next female hold up Stelling pictures and poo poo of the baby to send to the next female I hope you getting$$$$ good to report this information rear end BITCH p.s. I hope she beat the brakes off yo rear end bitch be like gurl she just had her baby and he look just like such and such bitch please — with Beautiful'Chree Jackson and 4 others.
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Sonny Dorkett
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Late night drunken FB exploring.
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meataidstheft posted:Is that the "annoying dainty foot pose" chick that endlessly reviews socks on SockDreams? She's not doing it on purpose, her fat rolls are crushing her ankles. Did you ever read the Roald Dahl book The Twits? Think how they eventually died and apply it to feet.
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# ? Mar 30, 2014 07:37 |
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From my Navy Days. Girl I supervised Mother added me on FB. I get poo poo like this about twice a month on my feed.
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Clochette posted:Kristi Lovett maintains her YouTube account in addition to working as a cam model so it's possible she's just taking the piss for attention à la Trisha Paytas/blndsundoll4mj (who was mentioned in this thread very recently, she's the chubby bleach-blonde talking about Hitler). You'd think that she's just saying whatever her doubtlessly creepy fans want to hear, but she made two videos absolutely trashing bronies and fedoras. http://imgur.com/a/0ywHp
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I... My brain is exploding. Who thinks this looks even remotely okay?
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Man who lied to her and told her that looked good?
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Dear Prudence posted:Man who lied to her and told her that looked good? Her body dysmorphia addled mind?
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:
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I mean, I've seen ladies with weird lookin' titties but if you're going to pay for them why get ones that look like crap?
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those are just so spherical and not even in a bra. They must be pretty hard, but shes not fooling anyone who touches them I guess. Are lovely tit jobs cheap or do you pay extra for high cup sizes?
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Ghostlight posted:This one photograph showing a synchronicity between three unrelated planets on an insignificant date hovering at differing heights across pyramids built almost half a century apart when viewed from a location completely unconnected to the Giza Necropolis has convinced me. Since when does Saturn appear blue on Earth. I mean, I know the photo is doctored because there's no way the planets were that bright, but even then I doubt the veracity of that picture. The planets seem to be way too close together too, I don't see how you could see Saturn that close to Mercury and Venus without also seeing Mars and Jupiter. : Also pre-Copernican astronomy did know how to predict the movement of the planets, it just involved an ungodly byzantine system to do it. Plenty of ancient civilizations had astronomy figured out, they just had no clue what it really meant.
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deviantART, the finest artistic hug-box on the internet, decided it was serious debate time and put up a recent poll: Is objectifying a woman's body a violation of the principles of feminism or does it embrace them? Every reply is amazing.
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Clochette posted:Kristi Lovett maintains her YouTube account in addition to working as a cam model so it's possible she's just taking the piss for attention à la Trisha Paytas/blndsundoll4mj (who was mentioned in this thread very recently, she's the chubby bleach-blonde talking about Hitler). You'd think that she's just saying whatever her doubtlessly creepy fans want to hear, but she made two videos absolutely trashing bronies and fedoras. They're so... veiny. Two big veiny watermelons. Unless its some kind of thrombosis fetish site I don't see who could find those attractive
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PaganGoatPants posted:Not sure but there's this. a fat bitch with small titties, god's cruelest joke.
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Today I got a red flag from a girl I've been dating for a couple months. While I was at work today, she was doing volunteer work at Comicon and texted me:My friend posted:I might buy a legit loving katana, they're only $30 holy poo poo Now, being at work and unable to answer the text in depth, I was only able to quickly punch back out of my peripheral vision "They aren't legit." But please, since I don't have any immediate sources or stories, can you guys give me at least a few points to bring up to help her understand that they are NOT "legit katanas" and just 2¢ pieces of prop metal mass produced to exploit weeaboos? Normally she's pretty smart about navigating the pitfalls of pop culture, and we make fun of bronies/Homestucks/the like together, so this one came totally out of left field. Orange Harrison has a new favorite as of 11:12 on Mar 30, 2014 |
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Unless one of you is a samurai it doesn't matter if it is a high quality katana or not. That stupid sword will simply gather dust on a shelf, so she might as well buy the cheapest one.
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Unless one of you is a samurai it doesn't matter if it is a high quality katana or not. That stupid sword will simply gather dust on a shelf, so she might as well buy the cheapest one. But... but... hanzo steeeel...
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Orange Harrison posted:But please, since I don't have any immediate sources or stories, can you guys give me at least a few points to bring up to help her understand that they are NOT "legit katanas" and just 2¢ pieces of prop metal mass produced to exploit weeaboos? Japanese swords used for practical purposes are usually not called katana (iaito, mogito, katayo). The price ranges from $300 to $2000 and beyond. While cheap and (possibly) safe swords are available if you know where to look, please consider getting a blunted edge. Buying a sharp sword without knowing how to use or take care of it is like buying a gun without proper training - what the gently caress do you expect is gonna happen?
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Unless one of you is a samurai it doesn't matter if it is a high quality katana or not. That stupid sword will simply gather dust on a shelf, so she might as well buy the cheapest one. I think(hope) the point is that he doesn't want one laying around his house looking loving stupid and gathering dust? Those things as decoration are only cool if you're 15 or under.
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Fauxtool posted:those are just so spherical and not even in a bra. They must be pretty hard, but shes not fooling anyone who touches them I guess. Orange Harrison posted:Today I got a red flag from a girl I've been dating for a couple months. While I was at work today, she was doing volunteer work at Comicon and texted me: Well this is actually sort of a hard one. If by legit Katana you mean a sword made in the traditional style that has been passed down from sword smith to sword smith since the 1500's in Japan then no, you cannot buy one for less than a couple grand, they take months to make and in many cases you couldn't buy one if you were white unless you had a very very good reason (like say a PHD in Japanese History, or were a world class Kendo practitioner). Getting one made is about the same as getting a bespoke suit. You meet up with the smith, or more likely one of his students since his time is extremely valuable and they review your application and qualifications, take some measurements (since sword length can be adjusted based on sword school or height/arm length) and give you a quote. Then you wait six months for it to be made, and then usually pay to have one of the students deliver it to you by hand in the states. Sword laws in Japan are very strict, so even if you bought one you wouldn't be able to posses it within Japanese borders (and if they caught you with it it goes straight into a furnace, true facts). HOWEVER. That's not to say all Katana fall into this category. There were thousands of Katana made using die cut steel (how those 30 dollar swords are made) pretty much since the technology was available. Most grades of knife steel (ie what you cut a sword from) are stronger than a traditionally made Japanese sword although in some cases not as sharp (due to the very specific way traditional Japanese sword smiths make blades using pattern welds). The Katana for most of its life was never meant to be a weapon used outside of honor dueling. Most samurai fought like normal people, with Bows and Spears because those are smart people weapons. The Katana was a mark of social and military rank, it's use as an actual killing weapon was basically meaningless by the turn of the century so pretty much every officer who was outfitted with a sword was given one that was mass produced using the same kind of machines that make car parts. It has about the same purpose as those pretty sabers we give marines, sure it could kill someone, but its not really meant to. So no a mass produced Katana is not a traditional Japanese sword, but neither were most of the Katana ever made, but in many ways it's probably the equal of any traditionally made blade and could in many cases destroy a "real" katana if it were to fight one. But real Katana aren't meant to be weaponry, they are pieces of art that express art through the beauty of what the owner does with them or they are pieces of art that symbolize a families prestige (see also: Military style sabers in America from 1700-1915).
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Bro Nerd Alpha posted:
Is there a backwards hat photoshopped onto his head for any particular reason? Beyond anything else in the picture, that's just blowing my mind that someone was like "if only he was wearing a backwards hat, that would really drive my point home".
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jodai posted:Is there a backwards hat photoshopped onto his head for any particular reason? Beyond anything else in the picture, that's just blowing my mind that someone was like "if only he was wearing a backwards hat, that would really drive my point home". Well aren't you fortunate to not be aware of the curse that is memes. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-steve Are Know Your Memes links probatable?
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Edit: Giant breasted lady was already discussed, why...why...
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Got it. Buying a katana from Comicon is equivalent to buying and framing an "authentic" NES zapper from a United States Civil War Convention.Zedd posted:I'm not even going to watch these video's, but I sure hope those..things...aren't natural. Being born with that size would have to seriously suck. There's a fairly large and flourishing community that fetishizhes boobs expanding to preposterous size. She's literally taking donated money from these people to get doctors to keep making her breasts bigger with expandable implants and re-enact their fantasy IRL. She even points it out in her blog's description.
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I just spent 3 days browsing this thread and the A/U/G-IV thread before it. The contents of it are burnt into my mind. This thread has also taught me that a guy I know without a shadow of a doubt has Kleinfelter Syndrome, which explains so many things. I've known him for like 10 years, since he was a kid, and it just explains loving everything. He ticks all the boxes. I always used to question whether there was something wrong with him. Pity he's recently gone on a photo deleting rampage and emptied all his FB albums. There was some AUG gold in there. Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 13:24 on Mar 30, 2014 |
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Orange Harrison posted:Got it. Buying a katana from Comicon is equivalent to buying and framing an "authentic" NES zapper from a United States Civil War Convention. It's more like how both of these are revolvers made by Colt and both of them will kill you if you're shot in the chest with one, but the first one is a 600 dollar gun and the second is a several thousand dollar one even though the Colt Detective is a much better weapon than the Colt Navy. It's about the provenance that goes into making it since when you boil it down they are all just tools for killing, and outside of some small differences they will both do that task. It's like how a dinky .22 is a perfectly fine gun for shooting cans, if all you want is a sharp sword shaped thing to poke stuff with than any chinatown katana will do just like you'd be fine with a Savage or CZ or some other budget tier plinker. But if you want a Katana because of the history and backstory embodied by one, you should do yourself a service and at least find the Uberti (Italian replica western weapons manufacturer, made all the guns for Sergio Leone's films) of Swords and get yourself one that is properly forged even if it's not being done by an ancient Japanese fellow who had to change his last name and makes swords by quenching them in a thousand year old rushing river.
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