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Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

abigserve posted:

Any hobby that's not "videogames" will definitely make you more eager to get up in the morning, and it gives you something to talk about with people. Note: the hobby can literally be watching sports and it counts as a hobby.

Yeah I definitely have problems getting up in the afternoon. Really though? I thought watching sports would have been roughly equivalent to vidja games.

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Number Two Stunna
Nov 8, 2009

FUCK
I like to watch hockey and I have trouble getting up in the morning

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.
As someone who doesn't watch any sports I'll just note that I, too, do not enjoy getting up in the morning. I do anyway, because I have things I need to accomplish most days. I think maybe he's projecting a bit; if you don't live a life of leisure, you get up in the mornings because you need to get poo poo done and its more convenient than waking up immediately before whatever it is you have to do. This is part of being a functioning adult and has little to do with hobbies, its just something you do. Your hobbies should come during the times when you don't have poo poo to take care of and should probably include things you actually do, rather than things you watch other people do, no matter what it is that you are doing and/or watching other people do.

JibbaJabberwocky
Aug 14, 2010

abigserve posted:

Any hobby that's not "videogames" will definitely make you more eager to get up in the morning, and it gives you something to talk about with people.

How about model trains, crab meat, and JO seshes?

I think we need to make a point of not insisting any hobby will do, some hobbies will still make people think you're a psycho.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
Streuth it was a figure of speech gents, I don't literally mean if you have no hobbies life is like being trapped under a burning mattress.

I can only speak from experience, I went from zero hobbies to having a bunch in the space of a couple of years and it rules. Even if you never get the time to do some because you're too busy with work or family they still give you something to look forward to.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Cursed Lumberjack posted:

As someone who doesn't watch any sports I'll just note that I, too, do not enjoy getting up in the morning. I do anyway, because I have things I need to accomplish most days. I think maybe he's projecting a bit; if you don't live a life of leisure, you get up in the mornings because you need to get poo poo done and its more convenient than waking up immediately before whatever it is you have to do. This is part of being a functioning adult and has little to do with hobbies, its just something you do. Your hobbies should come during the times when you don't have poo poo to take care of and should probably include things you actually do, rather than things you watch other people do, no matter what it is that you are doing and/or watching other people do.

I dunno, I find waking up as late as possible to leave the minimum amount of time needed to get all my stuff done before work pretty convenient.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Chairchucker posted:

I dunno, I find waking up as late as possible to leave the minimum amount of time needed to get all my stuff done before work pretty convenient.

I wonder if lack of adult capability in this translates to lack of capability elsewhere in your life? Oh wait...

e: vvv god drat its depressing to see someone suggest that their life is that awful, even ironically. drat.

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Apr 3, 2014

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

once life becomes as interesting and entertaining as video games then i will reconsider my position on them

Tokyo Sex Whale
Oct 9, 2012

"My butt smells like vanilla ice cream"

gigawhite posted:

once life becomes as interesting and entertaining as video games then i will reconsider my position on them

Have you tried loving

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

Have you tried loving

Do you even know what thread you're in? Of course he hasn't.

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

Tokyo Sex Whale posted:

Have you tried loving

Lol

Archives
Nov 23, 2008
You should be able to order hookers on steam.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Archives posted:

You should be able to order hookers on steam.

Human trafficking is more of a Amazon thing.

Zakmonster
Apr 15, 2010
This thread is a wonderful window into the American culture. So many things about the people there I didn't know about.

I am also a virgin, which you should be able to tell from my post history.

Chairchucker
Nov 14, 2006

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022




Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I wonder if lack of adult capability in this translates to lack of capability elsewhere in your life? Oh wait...


But I'm very capable at my job so I don't know what this is in reference to. Maybe you're for some reason thinking that your personal schedule is the only and best schedule to hold. It's a pretty stupid thing to think.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Chairchucker posted:

But I'm very capable at my job so I don't know what this is in reference to. Maybe you're for some reason thinking that your personal schedule is the only and best schedule to hold. It's a pretty stupid thing to think.

I think you might have read my post wrong. I said that adults give themselves enough time to get whatever they need to get done finished by waking up at an appropriate time. You responded by saying, "Heh, I give myself the minimum time to get things done before work," which on its face is literally exactly what I said. However, maybe you have a different opinion of "minimum time," because for me, that would include extra time in case something goes wrong or something unexpected comes up. For me, the minimum time should include potential time spent dealing with stuff you didn't think about. If you don't account for that kind of thing and end up late for work whenever you are in traffic or when something goes wrong, then that is a direct result of childishness in not preparing for the day adequately. I also think that people who do this (getting up with barely enough time to get things done) are often virgins because the opposite sex rarely wants to make love to wo/manchildren who aren't in control of their life.

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Or they just like to sleep.

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Veryslightlymad posted:

I think the worst part is how ungrateful some people are about it. Like they don't realize that another person has given them a gift, and they should be goddamned thankful for it. Playing with, loving, sharing happiness with another human being ought to be the easiest thing in the world, but it's not. Show some drat respect.

I meant to post about this many pages ago but goddamn is this post stupid. Enjoy this quote from ages in the past.

Guess what, dummy, anybody you know who has a significant relationship in their life is never going to tell you (specifically you) how they feel about it. You and people like you are the last person someone will engage in a heartfelt conversation about their romantic relationships because you have nothing to offer (something you professed in your post, not my words) in terms of introspection and worthwhile advice. With my best friends in the world, I very occasionally and with some reserve talk to them about the feelings I have for my wife, because those emotions are something between me and her and seriously are none of anybody else's business. Sharing how you feel about the most important person in your life is not something that you tell to the sperg that you play DnD with or your opponent at a Magic tournament. The idea that people in relationships need to show their gratitude for sex specifically to you is mindblowingly stupid. We don't have to show you any goddamn respect for the sex we are having; that is for our partners and has nothing to do with you. Jesus goddamned christ.

The idea that one person in a sexual relationship is giving the other one a gift is the most ridiculous poo poo I have ever heard of. Are you suggesting that it is always the woman who gives this "gift"? Sex is two people doing the nasty in a way that both of them enjoy, not one person bestowing a bounty of wonders on a deprived soul thanks to their unending generosity. gently caress.

Cursed Lumberjack fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Apr 4, 2014

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I think you might have read my post wrong. I said that adults give themselves enough time to get whatever they need to get done finished by waking up at an appropriate time. You responded by saying, "Heh, I give myself the minimum time to get things done before work," which on its face is literally exactly what I said. However, maybe you have a different opinion of "minimum time," because for me, that would include extra time in case something goes wrong or something unexpected comes up. For me, the minimum time should include potential time spent dealing with stuff you didn't think about. If you don't account for that kind of thing and end up late for work whenever you are in traffic or when something goes wrong, then that is a direct result of childishness in not preparing for the day adequately. I also think that people who do this (getting up with barely enough time to get things done) are often virgins because the opposite sex rarely wants to make love to wo/manchildren who aren't in control of their life.


A lot of adults are actually pretty irresponsible and lazy yet manage to live decently normal lives anyway because they excel at certain things, don't obsess over everything, and don't worry about what other people think. I think goons just like to use the term "manchild" as shorthand for "not perfect" and "not exactly like me". A lot of adults have trouble getting up in the mornings, are bad with money, or spend too much time watching TV. They are still adults, and most of them have had sex. They just have problems and issues they need to work on, just like everybody does. Maybe they have more issues than you. Congratulations then, I guess you're a catch. I totally want to have sex with you, give me your number.

I mean, rushing around in the mornings isn't exactly an experience that's exclusive to virgins. Lots of people do it, all the time. If you're at the point where you're automatically equating common human behavior with evidence of virginity, you should probably take a moment to stop and think about whether what you're saying is in any way insightful or helpful. You know, like an adult.

(And no, I'm not taking this personally because something in your post somehow applies to me. My life is going just fine. You just sound like an overly judgmental rear end in a top hat.)

wwjebusdo
Jan 1, 2009

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I also think that people who do this (getting up with barely enough time to get things done) are often virgins because the opposite sex rarely wants to make love to wo/manchildren who aren't in control of their life.

So basically they read your post correctly...

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I meant to post about this many pages ago but goddamn is this post stupid. Enjoy this quote from ages in the past.

Guess what, dummy, anybody you know who has a significant relationship in their life is never going to tell you (specifically you) how they feel about it. You and people like you are the last person someone will engage in a heartfelt conversation about their romantic relationships because you have nothing to offer (something you professed in your post, not my words) in terms of introspection and worthwhile advice. With my best friends in the world, I very occasionally and with some reserve talk to them about the feelings I have for my wife, because those emotions are something between me and her and seriously are none of anybody else's business. Sharing how you feel about the most important person in your life is not something that you tell to the sperg that you play DnD with or your opponent at a Magic tournament. The idea that people in relationships need to show their gratitude for sex specifically to you is mindblowingly stupid. We don't have to show you any goddamn respect for the sex we are having; that is for our partners and has nothing to do with you. Jesus goddamned christ.

The idea that one person in a sexual relationship is giving the other one a gift is the most ridiculous poo poo I have ever heard of. Are you suggesting that it is always the woman who gives this "gift"? Sex is two people doing the nasty in a way that both of them enjoy, not one person bestowing a bounty of wonders on a deprived soul thanks to their unending generosity. gently caress.

dang you clearly misunderstood his post

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
Sex is a gift? So what is it when I'm the one who has to do all the work?

cname fucked around with this message at 17:10 on Apr 4, 2014

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!

cname posted:

Sex is a gift? So what is it when I'm the one who has to do all the work?

Normal. What would she be doing if she wasn't lying back and thinking of England?

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax

Shannonmcn posted:

Normal. What would she be doing if she wasn't lying back and thinking of England?

Practicing for the horseback riding competition.

swamp waste
Nov 4, 2009

There is some very sensual touching going on in the cutscene there. i don't actually think it means anything sexual but it's cool how it contrasts with modern ideas of what bad ass stuff should be like. It even seems authentic to some kind of chivalric masculine touching from a tyme longe gone

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I meant to post about this many pages ago but goddamn is this post stupid. Enjoy this quote from ages in the past.

You are willfully misinterpreting things so you can assume the mantle of Goon Expertise and give long retarded lectures. Shut up dude

quote:

I also think that people who do this (getting up with barely enough time to get things done) are often virgins because the opposite sex rarely wants to make love to wo/manchildren who aren't in control of their life.

Like this. This is dumb. I've slept with several people who didn't give themselves enough time in the morning and, uh, none of them were virgins. It's kind of annoying to deal with and maybe not the most responsible thing to do, but at the same time, gently caress it, it's not like the world's restaurants are running out of expo shifts.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

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my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:

I meant to post about this many pages ago but goddamn is this post stupid. Enjoy this quote from ages in the past.

Guess what, dummy, anybody you know who has a significant relationship in their life is never going to tell you (specifically you) how they feel about it. You and people like you are the last person someone will engage in a heartfelt conversation about their romantic relationships because you have nothing to offer (something you professed in your post, not my words) in terms of introspection and worthwhile advice. With my best friends in the world, I very occasionally and with some reserve talk to them about the feelings I have for my wife, because those emotions are something between me and her and seriously are none of anybody else's business. Sharing how you feel about the most important person in your life is not something that you tell to the sperg that you play DnD with or your opponent at a Magic tournament. The idea that people in relationships need to show their gratitude for sex specifically to you is mindblowingly stupid. We don't have to show you any goddamn respect for the sex we are having; that is for our partners and has nothing to do with you. Jesus goddamned christ.

The idea that one person in a sexual relationship is giving the other one a gift is the most ridiculous poo poo I have ever heard of. Are you suggesting that it is always the woman who gives this "gift"? Sex is two people doing the nasty in a way that both of them enjoy, not one person bestowing a bounty of wonders on a deprived soul thanks to their unending generosity. gently caress.

O_o

OK, so.... I'm not sure where to begin deconstructing this. Like, my grasp of language as a concept fails to understand how you managed to bungle my message so badly. And then bring it up like, 60 pages later to escape an argument you're in with someone else.

And I'm apparently the manchild. Go loving figure.

(FWIW, I get angry at the lack of respect people show their partner when discussing sex. Jesus Christ, you idiot.)

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax

Veryslightlymad posted:

O_o

OK, so.... I'm not sure where to begin deconstructing this. Like, my grasp of language as a concept fails to understand how you managed to bungle my message so badly. And then bring it up like, 60 pages later to escape an argument you're in with someone else.

And I'm apparently the manchild. Go loving figure.

(FWIW, I get angry at the lack of respect people show their partner when discussing sex. Jesus Christ, you idiot.)

Awww, please elaborate. What was the message you were trying to get across? I'm genuinely curious.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

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cname posted:

Awww, please elaborate. What was the message you were trying to get across? I'm genuinely curious.


Veryslightlymad posted:

(FWIW, I get angry at the lack of respect people show their partner when discussing sex. Jesus Christ, you idiot.)

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
I mean why would discussing sex with friends make you that angry? People talk about sex. You really don't think your friend's partner also talks about sex with his/her friends too?

I understand if it's with people who you're not close with or if they're just looking to brag/talk poo poo. That's kinda disgusting, however it's pretty normal for close friends to talk about their sex lives.

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
Maybe 'lack of respect' means, like, "And then I totally hosed that bitch's rear end so hard she couldn't walk straight for hours!" Or maybe it means something more like a guy mentioning his partner has nice breasts or something else dumb to get mad at. I dunno, it's not like VerySlightlyMad gave an example.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
To his credit, I can't say I get mad, but I get annoyed when I'm around people who feel the need to talk about sex all the time. I can see it being an issue if he has nothing to contribute.

For example, there's a guy that goes to the bar I go to, and after a couple drinks he'll start talking about how he'd gently caress whichever woman that's currently there is the most attractive to him. It really gets on my nerves because it's the same thing every time.

Actually, some of the other patrons have joked about starting up a collection to get him laid so he'll shut up about it, because I guess it gets on their nerves too.

Veryslightlymad
Jun 3, 2007

I fight with
my brain
and with an
underlying
hatred of the
Erebonian
Noble Faction

cname posted:

I understand if it's with people who you're not close with or if they're just looking to brag/talk poo poo. That's kinda disgusting,

There we go.


IronicDongz posted:

Maybe 'lack of respect' means, like, "And then I totally hosed that bitch's rear end so hard she couldn't walk straight for hours!"

Not quite that far, but yeah, along these lines. From my old work and my college days, I knew quite a few guys who would talk about getting laid and how the girl was such a freak or a slut. Like, OK. I have nothing against someone having a one-night-stand, but if you're going to sleep with someone, don't talk down about them for it afterward.

NomChompsky
Sep 17, 2008

sup thread was wondering if having not had sex in four years means I am a virgin again? thoughts?

Isotropic
Jan 6, 2013

NomChompsky posted:

sup thread was wondering if having not had sex in four years means I am a virgin again? thoughts?

yup. i just hit the two years mark and i've felt pretty much the same as the losers in this thread for a while now.

if i ever have sex again it will be just as awkward as the first time.

PlacidPanic
Dec 8, 2006

by Ralp
It's been almost six years for me and I've pretty much completely stopped caring. I don't have any friends either but overall I feel good and I'm pretty happy with my life.

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

NomChompsky posted:

sup thread was wondering if having not had sex in four years means I am a virgin again? thoughts?

Its been about six years since I've been in anything resembling a relationship and about four years since I've had sex. When I was still a virgin, I did have feelings of missing out on sex, like everyone was at this amazing party that I wasn't invited to. But it was easy to shake off those feelings; I was still curious about sex, but until it happened, it was just whatever.

But now that I've actually experienced it, and its been years since I've had it, I find myself relating to the posters in this thread. My feelings about my dry spell (feels more like Arrakis at times) vary. I feel sad, angry, resentful, hopeful, apathetic, fearful, and confused about sex nowadays, so yeah. Going back to the party analogy, it feels like I just attended it, only to be sent out on a beer run and ended up locked out. Persona non grata. Nothing Netflix and masturbation can't handle. I have been on a self-improvement kick (Working out, therapy, job search,etc.) In the hopes of improving my chances of meeting women, but life has a funny was of interfering with our plans.

Okuteru fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Apr 7, 2014

Pharmaskittle
Dec 17, 2007

arf arf put the money in the fuckin bag

I have a close older friend who didn't have sex until he was around thirty-five years old or something. I'd been telling him that sex is great, but not a big huge deal or anything and not to worry about it for like, the whole five years I'd known him (despite thinking it's pretty unusual that he hadn't at the very least had a regrettable hookup yet). After he met his current girlfriend/fiance (because of course he proposed to the first woman he slept with), I asked him whether sex was a life-changing experience like he'd always thought it was. His response was some awkward laughter and then, "Uhhhh, I mean, yeah, it's good." I don't find her that attractive, but from hanging around her, I'm pretty sure that girl a freak.

I guess the point of this story is that no matter how long you've gone without sex, don't feel beholden to stick with the first person you sleep with. It's weird and desperate, and all of your friends and family will see it for what it is.

Simoom
Nov 30, 2009
pretty sure the extended drought guys are overthinking things and maybe the not having sex for years at a time is part of having a mental illness maybe. I only say that because I am mentally ill for sure and I went a couple years without and had the exact same thoughts but it turns out sex is pretty natural and your body more or less knows what to do. You're probably not gonna be the best lay a girl has ever had when you're getting back into things but you're underestimating just how bad some sex can be if you think your several year absence is going to destroy any chances once a girl basically likes you enough to do it with you.

Zokalwe
Jul 27, 2013

Isotropic posted:

yup. i just hit the two years mark and i've felt pretty much the same as the losers in this thread for a while now.

if i ever have sex again it will be just as awkward as the first time.

Last year I broke a two-years long dry spell, and I can tell you that it's not as remotely as awkward as the first time. Well, I guess it can be if you're convinced it will be. And, as said above, you'd have to try hard to be the worst she'd ever had, as people can be phenomenally bad and she will certainly have a few facepalm-inducing stories to share.

But seconding that a dry spell will make you feel like a virgin loser.

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