Piece of shit Crew #2

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bell jar

i'm down

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:35

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hambeet

totes in as a reverse death miller.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:35

Lizard Combatant: I have some notes.

Yeah all right, this looks like something I'd like to casually sabotage by ineptitude.
Every story needs a couple of red shirts.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:36

Gough Suppressant

I am super loving down for vampire/werewolf/hunter/changeling/wraith/promethean/mummy/demon

Not mage though cause I aint no fuckin math nerd

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:39

Ignem

Oh if it's forum based I'm in.
Only if I can commit genocide on a city wide scale at least once a session though.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:41

Ignem

Unless there's too many people or something. Don't mind too much either way.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:42

bell jar

Ignem posted:

Oh if it's forum based I'm in.
Only if I can commit genocide on a city wide scale at least once a session though.

"hmm is there any way i can start a fire in this forest city to distract the guards?"

[15 minutes later]

*the entire city is on fire, all of its residents perish in the flame*

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:43

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

gently caress it, I'm in.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:45

Gough Suppressant

bell jar posted:

"hmm is there any way i can start a fire in this forest city to distract the guards?"

[15 minutes later]

*the entire city is on fire, all of its residents perish in the flame*

If a wildfire is considered genocide then that city was so ethnically homogenous as to deserve it.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:46

Gough Suppressant

Unless it was some shenadigans style refugee city in which case you're worse than hitler

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:48

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Forum based? gently caress yeah. Forum based RP is literally the best you can get in my experience.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:00

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Gotta watch out for the poisonous fumes if you set fire to Hobo Erotica's refugee city.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:00

Seagull: give me a chip

Milky Moor posted:

Forum based? gently caress yeah. Forum based RP is literally the best you can get in my experience.

Wow Milky you have some really poo poo experience.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:01

BCR

I put on my cloak and wizard hat.

WIZard MaSTEr

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:03

hambeet

Captain Pissweak posted:

Wow Milky you have some really poo poo experience.

i thought he was sarcasming

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:11

algebra testes

Gough Suppressant posted:

If a wildfire is considered genocide then that city was so ethnically homogenous as to deserve it.

If you do that you'll literally become deranged.

This game is going to be a cluster. :suspense:

beetroy posted:

i thought he was sarcasming

I presume he meant "in terms of online RPG'ing"

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:12

Vladimir Poutine

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-04-09/truck-smashes-into-car2c-pushes-motorist-several-kms-before-no/5379392

quote:

Police say it was lucky nobody was hurt after a truck smashed into a car in Melbourne's north and pushed the vehicle several kilometres before the driver of the semi-trailer realised what had happened.

A man was driving along the Hume Freeway at Thomastown when the truck clipped his car as it changed lanes around 5:30pm.

His car became wedged on the front of the truck and was pushed along the road for several kilometres.

The man stuck in the car managed to get the truck driver's attention by waving bright orange electrical equipment out of his window.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:13

Gough Suppressant

How the gently caress do you crash into and then push a car for several kilometres without loving noticing.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:15

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

LordPants posted:

I presume he meant "in terms of online RPG'ing"

This dude gets it. If you're into the collaborative story-telling part of roleplaying then online stuff is leaps and bounds ahead of anything else.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:19

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

I just got back from doing some data entry for the Greens and I am tired. Tell me a bedtime story, AusPol?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:19

bell jar

Gough Suppressant posted:

How the gently caress do you crash into and then push a car for several kilometres without loving noticing.

speed

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:20

bell jar

Endman posted:

I just got back from doing some data entry for the Greens and I am tired. Tell me a bedtime story, AusPol?

Endman sighed as he pulled out his book of fairy tales

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:21

Seagull: give me a chip

Endman posted:

I just got back from doing some data entry for the Greens and I am tired. Tell me a bedtime story, AusPol?

I'm halfway inclined to start typing up The Conquest of Cliffage, Demon Tortoise Extraordinaire.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:22

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Endman posted:

I just got back from doing some data entry for the Greens and I am tired. Tell me a bedtime story, AusPol?

Before time began, there was the Cube.

We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war.

A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth.

But we were already too late.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:22

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

I was tempted to tell you all the story of the identity of one John Galt.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:23

Gough Suppressant

So last night we killed mills. Today ultimate warrior dies. Is this the coming of the glorious revolution? People with irredeemably poo poo opinions being taken out? P,ease say yes.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:25

hambeet

Milky Moor posted:

Before time began, there was the Cube.

We know not where it comes from, only that it holds the power to create worlds and fill them with life. That is how our race was born. For a time, we lived in harmony. But like all great power, some wanted it for good, others for evil. And so began the war.

A war that ravaged our planet until it was consumed by death, and the Cube was lost to the far reaches of space. We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find it and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called... Earth.

But we were already too late.

Honestly: was that a cut n paste or do you know it off by heart?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:25

Gough Suppressant

beetroy posted:

Honestly: was that a cut n paste or do you know it off by heart?

He has it bound to a keyboard macro

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:26

Endman: That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even anime may die

Thanks guys. You're the best. :3:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:27

Skellybones

I am a true neutral human wizard from Cormyr. I am trying to raise funds to pay for wizard school. I hate most demihumans and feel that Westgate is the biggest threat to regional security. My favourite spell is Chromatic Orb.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:28

Milkfred E. Moore: 'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

beetroy posted:

Honestly: was that a cut n paste or do you know it off by heart?

I plead the Fifth.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:29

Matoi Ryuko

Gough Suppressant posted:

How the gently caress do you crash into and then push a car for several kilometres without loving noticing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VIECzlFVUM

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:30

bell jar

i'm a transethnic japanese otherkin but one of my other selves (i'm DID) is a 19th century vampire hunter

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:33

tithin: [Grandmaster Tactician]

I'm looking forward to ~the game~

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:35

sweetroy: thats a space bar

man i hate yall

bell jar posted:

i'm a transethnic japanese otherkin but one of my other selves (i'm DID) is a 19th century vampire hunter

this is fake because the people who think they have headmates never think they have DID and they never actually do

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:42

sweetroy: thats a space bar

man i hate yall

i love the multiple systems so much because they are the literal fetishisation of a mental illness

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:43

Coq au Nandos: I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Gough Suppressant posted:

So last night we killed mills. Today ultimate warrior dies. Is this the coming of the glorious revolution? People with irredeemably poo poo opinions being taken out? P,ease say yes.

Didn't he have a massive fight with Lowtax a few years ago?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:45

Those On My Left

Endman posted:

I just got back from doing some data entry for the Greens and I am tired. Tell me a bedtime story, AusPol?

What city are you in, Endman?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:53

sweetroy: thats a space bar

man i hate yall

Endman posted:

I just got back from doing some data entry for the Greens and I am tired. Tell me a bedtime story, AusPol?

endman sighed and and got comfy in bed :3:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:00

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# ? May 28, 2024 20:12

put both hands in: FYFE

Sir Coq of Nandos posted:

Didn't he have a massive fight with Lowtax a few years ago?

http://www.somethingawful.com/legal-threats/legal-threat-ultimate/1/

This happened 9 years ago, but strangely enough Lowtax tweeted it yesterday, now he's dead :tinfoil:

# ? Apr 9, 2014 13:01

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