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MikeSevigny posted:Just pray the Halo away. I blame the obvious Titan bias in our liberal media.
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Super Rad posted:I blame the obvious Titan bias in our liberal media. I don't hate Gears of War players, I'm just interested in protecting our children.
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The entirety of the "Battle.Net - Well Wishes & Best Friends" in the Blizzard subforum is my favorite example of gamers.txt you can get. Few mental acrobatics get more amazing than the players of SC2 online who, if they lose to you, without hesitation or doubt, outline that you are clearly the inferior player.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_O3m471vNg
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So how do they respond to "I am a terrible player and you still lost to me"?
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RottenK posted:So how do they respond to "I am a terrible player and you still lost to me"? I would answer but I don't want to get banned for racism
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5er posted:The entirety of the "Battle.Net - Well Wishes & Best Friends" in the Blizzard subforum is my favorite example of gamers.txt you can get. Few mental acrobatics get more amazing than the players of SC2 online who, if they lose to you, without hesitation or doubt, outline that you are clearly the inferior player. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9P4trNWxYk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi5x9LgBdMQ
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Apr 12, 2014 00:51
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...not because black guys are big or anything.
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This is loving stupid, but you should see the video where he fights with the dick character, it's hysterical.
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The Goat Sim steam forums are still the best place to get dumb quotes.quote:Probablly a new easter egg, or maybe not.... quote:Why is this NOT in greenlight? quote:Excuse me, but if u actually took the time to look in the store page, before telling me to get my ♥♥♥♥ straight, you would have noticed that it says "Genre: Casual, Indie, Simulation" which is not true. If you happened to be the type of fool that bough this game but now regret it, I can assure you that you can get a full refund if you point out the false advertising.
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cat doter posted:This is loving stupid, but you should see the video where he fights with the dick character, it's hysterical. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8o2yq2sA2g 11 minutes in, a guy is just stunned at the sight of the dick and gets perfected.
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change.org considers only the most troubling issuesquote:Petitioning Nintendo, Nintendo of Japan
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Apr 12, 2014 03:10
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Ideally they should submit for a whitehouse.gov petition, get 10k signatutes and have the real higher ups weigh in.
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Obama please fix battlefield 4.
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Azerban posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8o2yq2sA2g It's so stupid but damned if the Voldo moveset wasn't perfect for it.
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Apr 12, 2014 11:04
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Brace yourself for extreme gaming oatmeal.quote:The PWNMEAL is NOT a lie. quote:No Scope Headshot Blueberry A sweet, warm Blueberry loving Gun. 
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Pomp posted:Brace yourself for extreme gaming oatmeal. Blueberry Fruit Granola?
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boo_radley posted:Blueberry Fruit Granola? Blueberries For Gaming! 
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Apr 12, 2014 19:22
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 It's for cards against humanity.
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YEah, watching the video on that page, I'm not sure how you can take that as anything besides ironic.
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Wouldn't be the first time people ITT failed to get an obvious joke No, John. You are the gamers.txt
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KittyEmpress posted:YEah, watching the video on that page, I'm not sure how you can take that as anything besides ironic. Don't they have a pretty big presence at PAX though? I think on Retsutalk they mentioned seeing a bunch of ads for them everywhere. But to be fair poo poo like this exists unironically.  Gamers will buy literally anything if you put the word 'gamer' in front of it.
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Tracula posted:Don't they have a pretty big presence at PAX though? I think on Retsutalk they mentioned seeing a bunch of ads for them everywhere. True, but if you look at Max Temkin's (of Cards Against Humanity) twitter feed he ordered several tons of it on April 2 and the official website is registered to him.
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Anyone who believes gamer oatmeal is real for a second is autistic. Fact.
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I feel it is time to start my food line of "Gamer Salads". Alternate turbo flavor replaces cucumber seeds with caffeine pills.
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Apr 12, 2014 20:41
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Tracula posted:Don't they have a pretty big presence at PAX though? I think on Retsutalk they mentioned seeing a bunch of ads for them everywhere. But to be fair poo poo like this exists unironically. Look at the loving video. It literally has buff men and women flexing, catching oatmeal in their hands like a rain of something precious, then shoveling it in their mouth and splashing it all over their face.
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Apr 12, 2014 20:49
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KittyEmpress posted:Look at the loving video. It literally has buff men and women flexing, catching oatmeal in their hands like a rain of something precious, then shoveling it in their mouth and splashing it all over their face. No, you don't understand. RETSUTALK mentioned it.
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To be fair, when I first looked at it the video didn't load and I thought it was a weirdly formatted web page. However , now that is has... 
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Tracula posted:Don't they have a pretty big presence at PAX though? I think on Retsutalk they mentioned seeing a bunch of ads for them everywhere. But to be fair poo poo like this exists unironically. Cards Against Humanity are willing to put a lot of money into doing their dumb jokes, and it's amazing
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AugmentedVision posted:No, you don't understand. RETSUTALK mentioned it.  More quality posting from AugmentedVisionBingeHooligan posted:To be fair, when I first looked at it the video didn't load and I thought it was a weirdly formatted web page. However , now that is has... Yeah, same thing happened to me. With the video it's pretty clearly a joke but as I said, gamers are willing to buy all kinds of stupid poo poo so long as its marketed at them so at a glance I was willing to believe it.
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Ularg posted:I feel it is time to start my food line of "Gamer Salads". Alternate turbo flavor replaces cucumber seeds with caffeine pills. Gamer Ranch, with Guarana, Ginseng and three kinds of Vitamin B. It gives you the fuel you need for all night gun battles in Call of Duty and helps you lane to maximum effectiveness in League of Legends. Got a raid in WoW? Put some Gamer Ranch on your pizza for maximum DPS.
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I do kind of want some ranch right now.
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The main thing that tips it off as a joke is that oatmeal is good for you.
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Apr 12, 2014 21:56
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Germstore posted:The main thing that tips it off as a joke is that oatmeal is good for you. Hey bro are u tryin to mess w/my oatz + squatz
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Germstore posted:The main thing that tips it off as a joke is that oatmeal is good for you. Oh no you didn't
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AugmentedVision posted:Wouldn't be the first time people ITT failed to get an obvious joke After being exposed to enough gamer-related retardation no joke can look obvious.
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Apr 12, 2014 22:29
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Getting the joke and thinking it's painfully unfunny are also not mutually exclusive.
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It being fake makes it somehow less funny because that means someone made this up thinking comedy gold and expected more than a few eyerolls and jokes at its expense before people ignore it like every other gaming food item.
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Tracula posted:Don't they have a pretty big presence at PAX though? I think on Retsutalk they mentioned seeing a bunch of ads for them everywhere. But to be fair poo poo like this exists unironically. How many steps away from Futurama's Bachelor Chow are we now, anyway? I give it five years tops.
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Delsaber posted:How many steps away from Futurama's Bachelor Chow are we now, anyway? I give it five years tops. A few weeks.
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