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tinkerttoy posted:Isn't LA Noire, a game about spotting lies and interpreting people's behavior, basically that? Way too problematic for that assuredly mentally stable and balanced Twitter individual. KoldPT posted:http://www.polygon.com/2014/4/21/5636120/game-of-thrones-free-to-play-tv-hbo It would be really cool and good if Ben Kuchera died.
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tinkerttoy posted:Isn't LA Noire, a game about spotting lies and interpreting people's behavior, basically that? Sure. I think advances in alternative controller tech will help bridge that gap as well. Brolylegs can play competitive fighting games using mainly a few fingers and half of his face. The originally quoted person is clearly frustrated with his or her situation and it seems kinda silly to mock them over that!
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Apr 22, 2014 02:22
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KoldPT posted:ben kuchera is gamer.txt ps4_holdin_a_boob.txt
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Apr 22, 2014 02:24
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:It would be really cool and good if Ben Kuchera died. I think anyone who regularly writes for Polygon should be harassed and made fun of.
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Apr 22, 2014 02:25
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A Yolo Wizard posted:Sure. I think advances in alternative controller tech will help bridge that gap as well. Brolylegs can play competitive fighting games using mainly a few fingers and half of his face. The originally quoted person is clearly frustrated with his or her situation and it seems kinda silly to mock them over that! Actually, the originally quoted person is not only a whiny little baby, but a stupid retard as well, which is why I posted the quote here.
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Apr 22, 2014 02:27
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Pomp posted:We are the snake eating its own tail. Goonourborous. It's actually our dick and we really hosed up trying to suck it.
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Apr 22, 2014 02:30
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Is there actually another tumblr mock thread up? I only knew about the PYF thread.
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Apr 22, 2014 02:39
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Apr 22, 2014 02:39
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There are enormous swathes of games that don't rely on reflexes, what is wrong with people. Use your walrus flippers to do some research, anonymous idiot!
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Apr 22, 2014 02:45
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BKPR posted:There are enormous swathes of games that don't rely on reflexes, what is wrong with people. Use your walrus flippers to do some research, anonymous idiot! You probably know this but there is a 0% chance that person is disabled in a way that would hamper "twitch" gameplay, which makes it funnier in my opinion.
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Apr 22, 2014 02:50
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Adam Bowen posted:This is exactly the kind of hilariously dumb poo poo I imagined people would say if I create a game with a white male protagonist. Can you post another version where you pretend that I actually created a game with a black female character and you've just found out I'm a cis-male white shitlord who dared to think he was capable of portraying a woman of color? I want to see what alternate reality SJW garbage might look like. Man, you don't need special knowledge to write about people of color or women or whatever. They're not aliens, they don't have any necessary fundamental differences to who they are. Just take more of the games where spaceman flies around and shoots space guns pew pew, or big sword guy kills dragons, and have them do all the same poo poo they're doing where they're kicking rear end and killing bad guys, and make it sometimes be a lady or a black dude or something. Fag Boy Jim posted:I think this is a much better solution than "white game writer nerds should start writing about the experience of being a black woman growing up in America". How many white gamer writer nerds are writing about the experience of being a white dude growing up in America? Almost no games are about (allegorically or otherwise) actual real poo poo happening in America in TYOOL 2014. A lot of them are about sci-fi or fantasy or military gun shooting. Fun escapist stuff. It's easy.
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Apr 22, 2014 02:57
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KoldPT posted:http://www.polygon.com/2014/4/21/5636120/game-of-thrones-free-to-play-tv-hbo I work in the same market as HBO (premium cable tv channels) and he is so wrong it hurts 
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Apr 22, 2014 02:58
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Uba Stij posted:I work in the same market as HBO (premium cable tv channels) and he is so wrong it hurts It would be pretty great if Ben Kuchera was say, stuffed into a wood chipper, and died from it.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:07
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Forums Barber posted:yeah, that guy is unambigously a piece of poo poo, all you need to know is that he decided to try to live "in poverty" at some point but ran back to his trust fund after his wife actually needed real medical care. because it's fun to be a poverty tourist and pretend you need to club dog with a rusty piece of metal in order to feel alive. It's really funny how people like the Depression Quest chick or the Gone Home devs suffer abuse because people are convinced that they're "faking" it but nobody does poo poo to Jonathan Blow or Jason Rohrer when they're rich trust fund babies projecting an affected image of being starving artists. Pomp posted:We are the snake eating its own tail. Goonourborous. The thread would be pretty great if people stopped quoting and responding to the same two or three threadshitters.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:09
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Dr Slouch posted:How many white gamer writer nerds are writing about the experience of being a white dude growing up in America? Almost no games are about (allegorically or otherwise) actual real poo poo happening in America in TYOOL 2014. A lot of them are about sci-fi or fantasy or military gun shooting. Fun escapist stuff. It's easy.
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It's really funny how people like the Depression Quest chick or the Gone Home devs suffer abuse because people are convinced that they're "faking" it but nobody does poo poo to Jonathan Blow or Jason Rohrer when they're rich trust fund babies projecting an affected image of being starving artists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ Johnathan Blow already got told by loving Soulja Boy of all people. He can't be told any more.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:11
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It's really funny how people like the Depression Quest chick or the Gone Home devs suffer abuse because people are convinced that they're "faking" it but nobody does poo poo to Jonathan Blow or Jason Rohrer when they're rich trust fund babies projecting an affected image of being starving artists. Threadshitters, aka people I disagree with, are extremely bad for sure dude.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:13
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...of SCIENCE! posted:The thread would be pretty great if people stopped quoting and responding to the same two or three threadshitters. Yeah, this thread could be a chill thread for "haha look at these guys" but instead people keep coming in and getting their feelings hurt or trying to play Devil's Advocate or I don't even know anymore. Let the ~serious discussion~ go back to PYF or wherever.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:14
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I think this thread is extremely good.
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Fag Boy Jim posted:I think this thread is extremely good. Same, op.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:17
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...of SCIENCE! posted:It's really funny how people like the Depression Quest chick or the Gone Home devs suffer abuse because people are convinced that they're "faking" it but nobody does poo poo to Jonathan Blow or Jason Rohrer when they're rich trust fund babies projecting an affected image of being starving artists. Yeah, as I mentioned earlier it's loving nuts the amount of abuse females in gaming get just being females. The only guy I can think of that came close is Phil Fish and to be honest it feels rather 50/50 with him. I do like the guy but I do feel like he has some underlying issues he needs to work through and being out of the limelight might help. Didn't the woman behind Depression Quest get so much hate and harassment she even had to change her phone number?
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Apr 22, 2014 03:17
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quote:I legitimately think that whoever created Birdetta (also inaccurately known as Birdo) as a joke deserves to be burned alive. Like legitimately, they deserve it unless they spend every second of the rest of their life repenting for it and trying to fix the damage they did. Same with whoever said during the American release of Final Fight, “We can’t have a game where one of the enemies that you beat up is a girl. Let’s make her a him and have them be transgender, then it will be okay.” I don’t care if those people are beloved game creators, they deserve to burn for something so horrendous and vile and inhumane. Source: http://glameoweatsyourface.tumblr.com/post/68233803538/i-legitimately-think-that-whoever-created-birdetta
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Tracula posted:Yeah, as I mentioned earlier it's loving nuts the amount of abuse females in gaming get just being females. The only guy I can think of that came close is Phil Fish and to be honest it feels rather 50/50 with him. I do like the guy but I do feel like he has some underlying issues he needs to work through and being out of the limelight might help. Yeah she changed her phone number. That part I distinctly remember. Someone upthread also pasted some of the text hate she gets.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:28
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:He's right. Insane SJWs are really obsessed with Rohrer and his game and they would absolutely find any excuse to trash it as Problematic to make themselves feel good.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:36
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SunAndSpring posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSXofLK5hFQ   Good call soul patch.
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MadScientistWorking posted:Speaking as someone whose been through worst than dog not on lease the guy's reaction is incredibly off kilter and kind of paranoid to the point its really unsettling. He's weird as hell for sure but his most vocal critics are trying their best to top him.
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YellerBill posted:Yeah, this thread could be a chill thread for "haha look at these guys" but instead people keep coming in and getting their feelings hurt or trying to play Devil's Advocate or I don't even know anymore. Let the ~serious discussion~ go back to PYF or wherever. What? That poo poo is awesome. You know to naturally skip over an adam bowen post but sometimes he makes a gem like the one that was quoted 50 times. Would you really want to deprive yourself of reading nutjob posts like that if it meant there being nothing but examples in this thread? I wouldn't.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:42
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I love to LOL, personally.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:43
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KoldPT posted:http://www.polygon.com/2014/4/21/5636120/game-of-thrones-free-to-play-tv-hbo Is this guy even aware that HBO is a pay channel?
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Justin Godscock posted:Is this guy even aware that HBO is a pay channel? I would be stoked if Ben Kuchera were mangled until death by freeway traffic.
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Apr 22, 2014 03:48
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Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:I would be stoked if Ben Kuchera were mangled until death by freeway traffic. Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:It would be pretty great if Ben Kuchera was say, stuffed into a wood chipper, and died from it. Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:It would be really cool and good if Ben Kuchera died. I'm sorry, but can you clarify something for me? You dislike Ben, right?
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Tracula posted:I'm sorry, but can you clarify something for me? You dislike Ben, right?
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Apr 22, 2014 03:53
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Tracula posted:I'm sorry, but can you clarify something for me? You dislike Ben, right? Fine, I'll admit it: I think it would be pretty "for the win" if Ben Kuchera was sucked into a jet engine, killing him.
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Oh here's some more StarCitizenGamers.txt When seeing a female staffer on CIG's payroll in this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-kH9PzsGU, Star Citizen fans couldn't keep themselves from expressing their inherent creepiness. 
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Apr 22, 2014 04:13
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If Tim Rogers and Ben Kuchera got in a fight that ended with a murder-suicide it would be the most intelligent and entertaining thing either of them had ever done.
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Apr 22, 2014 04:16
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Gamers.txt: i'm off to pornhub man...
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...of SCIENCE! posted:If Tim Rogers and Ben Kuchera got in a fight that ended with a murder-suicide it would be the most intelligent and entertaining thing either of them had ever done. It would be really cool if that happened and Ben Kuchera indeed succumbed to his injuries.
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Someone must have already quoted this.quote:My first thought when a developer placed the controller in my hand was the following: “Holy poo poo, that’s nice.” It takes a bit to work backwards to figure out everything Sony did in the design to get that reaction, but there you go. The titty part gets a lot of yukks but check out that bit where he has actually passed on his genetic goo* and is weird and creepy about that, too! Maybe the fact that it would leave a baby fatherless will give something awful dot com poster Zoq-Fot-Pik pause in continuing to fantasize about this gaming journalist's death. *unless he was cucked? E: also some great content from helpful site http://vgtriggers.tumblr.com/ quote:Trigger Warnings for Final Fantasy VII Trigger Warning: Outer Goddamn Space. Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Apr 22, 2014 |
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Otisburg posted:Someone must have already quoted this. I'm trying to debate with myself on which would be better: Ben Kuchera being torn apart and killed by wild animals, leaving his child fatherless...or Ben Kuchera being brutally slain by his own daughter's hand, in the far off cyberpunk future.
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