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EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien
Sailor Oort Cloud

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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT

Sappo569 posted:

Fun fact, Freddie was super self conscious about his horrid British teeth, but chose not to fix them.

I bet that's why he had the awesome mustache installed instead, it helped to take the focus away from his massive chompers

They weren't bad British teeth, he had four extra teeth in his upper jaw.

Unrelated:



It's professional wrestler The Undertaker

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Monkey Man posted:

They weren't bad British teeth, he had four extra teeth in his upper jaw.

Unrelated:



It's professional wrestler The Undertaker

He was from the UK wasn't he?

:colbert:

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Sappo569 posted:

He was from the UK wasn't he?

:colbert:

He was Parsi and was born and grew up in the Sultanate of Zanzibar and India.

:colbert:

frank.club
Jan 15, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sappo569 posted:

Fun fact, Freddie was super self conscious about his horrid British teeth, but chose not to fix them.

I bet that's why he had the awesome mustache installed instead, it helped to take the focus away from his massive chompers

He felt his wisdom teeth or w/e were extending his pallet and removing them would mess up his voice. or mess up his bj skills

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

The Monkey Man posted:

They weren't bad British teeth, he had four extra teeth in his upper jaw.

Unrelated:



It's professional wrestler The Undertaker


El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Stairs posted:

Her Spanx are showing. Also, they aren't working.

Those aren't spanx they're blush colored shorts. Cosplayers/Cheerleaders wear them when you have to wear skirts that are extremely short and you don't want to flash some side vag at people when the wind/you doing a high kick/bending over to talk to a small child/etc eventually raises your skirt up too high.

Also at least she got a Sailor Suit that was correctly sized to her body so it's not ripping at the seams like most chubby people Sailor Moons you see around (this is a thing).

Forti
May 5, 2009


is that loving Brock Lesnar lmao

Titty Warlord
Apr 28, 2013
http://imgur.com/gallery/PVBdA

oh my

"tingle in my lady parts"

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
`

IamnotJoe posted:

Well I was basing it on the fact that he is a fat goony neckbeard guy that everyone else seem to be avoiding not necessarily the atheism. I didn't know that it would cause a derail.

Here have a picture no one could possible have a problem with.


I had completely forgotten about the word "pannus" until I saw this picture.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
The guy's a brony getting ready for a costume contest where he's going as that blue one.
This was his costume.


If you're wondering about the concerned looks in the photo, he was wearing a pair of blue shorts that he pulled off to reveal his pony mark sewen on a pair of boxer shorts.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

WebDog posted:

The guy's a brony getting ready for a costume contest where he's going as that blue one.
This was his costume.


If you're wondering about the concerned looks in the photo, he was wearing a pair of blue shorts that he pulled off to reveal his pony mark sewen on a pair of boxer shorts.

Oh poo poo it's Ralph Bluetawn!

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

WebDog posted:

The guy's a brony getting ready for a costume contest where he's going as that blue one.
This was his costume.


If you're wondering about the concerned looks in the photo, he was wearing a pair of blue shorts that he pulled off to reveal his pony mark sewen on a pair of boxer shorts.

Why would anyone question concerned looks? Other than "why are they looking instead of fleeing" that is.

Tyrone Biggums
Mar 5, 2013

WebDog posted:

The guy's a brony getting ready for a costume contest where he's going as that blue one.
This was his costume.


If you're wondering about the concerned looks in the photo, he was wearing a pair of blue shorts that he pulled off to reveal his pony mark sewen on a pair of boxer shorts.

I'm digging Red Skull in the background

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

God drat WebDog you always know so much about these broken people, are you omniscient?

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.

EmmyOk posted:

God drat WebDog you always know so much about these broken people, are you omniscient?

If someone told me webdog was a part of the NSA I wouldn't be surprised.

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I still refuse to believe The Undertaker was a ginger.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

EmmyOk posted:

God drat WebDog you always know so much about these broken people, are you omniscient?
No just cursed to remember utterly useless facts that come across these boards, while managing to loose my car keys moments after setting them down somewhere.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005
This guy was outside a friends workplace today apparently panhandling. It's a low traffic area which might make it hard to get money, also, the video games and T.V might have stopped some generous souls from pitching in.... He was also blasting rap and that's a beer:

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
This entire thread:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=807000

"My boyfriend and I found each other through PonyGAF and have never been happier!"

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol

Stairs
Oct 13, 2004
Today I went to PetSmart with my 16 year old daughter, who was wearing an Adventure Time shirt. The cashier was a teenager and very adorable and also very friendly with her and complimented her shirt, which of course caused my very lesbian daughter to initiate a conversation with her. Then the cashier said "If you like Adventure Time then you must know what this is" and pulled up her u inform shirt to reveal a black shirt with a funny icon on it. My daughter said "Is that a Sagittarius symbol?" much to the cashier's chagrin. Then I made a mistake...

I said "No, that's Homestuck."

The cashier stared at me, mouth agape, and began what turned out to be a 10 minute ramble about Homestuck. She told us all about how she cosplays as (I think she said) Orion and how he has a broken horn or someshit. She was almost bouncing with joy that I, a 35 year old woman, knew about her fandom. She asked me how I knew about it and I told her that I'm a member of a forum that makes fun of Homestuck a lot, and it didn't phase her. She kept going. But the oddest thing was that every 30 seconds or so, as me and my kid kept inching toward the door, she'd pull her u inform shirt up to reveal that drat shirt again. Over and over she semi-flashed us to the tune of Crazy and I kept wondering when the manager would come out and ask her why she was doing that. Finally another customer came up and we were able to detach ourselves.

All my daughter could say is that she wished the girl had accidentally pulled up the wrong shirt.
All I could say was that I was glad she didn't start talking about her Fursona (she does work at a pet store after all.)

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
I'd love to see the screening process you have for potential significant others.

"Have my daughter home by 10pm or I will summon some +2 nerd poo poo to hunt you down"

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight
Can a mod please rename me to "My Very Lesbian Daughter"

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011

Stairs posted:

Today I went to PetSmart with my 16 year old daughter, who was wearing an Adventure Time shirt. The cashier was a teenager and very adorable and also very friendly with her and complimented her shirt, which of course caused my very lesbian daughter to initiate a conversation with her. Then the cashier said "If you like Adventure Time then you must know what this is" and pulled up her u inform shirt to reveal a black shirt with a funny icon on it. My daughter said "Is that a Sagittarius symbol?" much to the cashier's chagrin. Then I made a mistake...

I said "No, that's Homestuck."

The cashier stared at me, mouth agape, and began what turned out to be a 10 minute ramble about Homestuck. She told us all about how she cosplays as (I think she said) Orion and how he has a broken horn or someshit. She was almost bouncing with joy that I, a 35 year old woman, knew about her fandom. She asked me how I knew about it and I told her that I'm a member of a forum that makes fun of Homestuck a lot, and it didn't phase her. She kept going. But the oddest thing was that every 30 seconds or so, as me and my kid kept inching toward the door, she'd pull her u inform shirt up to reveal that drat shirt again. Over and over she semi-flashed us to the tune of Crazy and I kept wondering when the manager would come out and ask her why she was doing that. Finally another customer came up and we were able to detach ourselves.

All my daughter could say is that she wished the girl had accidentally pulled up the wrong shirt.
All I could say was that I was glad she didn't start talking about her Fursona (she does work at a pet store after all.)

this whole post is awkward as gently caress.

Ego Trip
Aug 28, 2012

A tenacious little mouse!


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Is it the shoes? They are kind of ugly. Don't match the rest of his outfit at all.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

WebDog posted:

The guy's a brony getting ready for a costume contest where he's going as that blue one.
This was his costume.


If you're wondering about the concerned looks in the photo, he was wearing a pair of blue shorts that he pulled off to reveal his pony mark sewen on a pair of boxer shorts.

If I was the guy playing Red Skull, I'd point at the blue guy and shout "This is the poo poo Hydra is fighting against!"

no_shit_columbo
Jul 26, 2013

Titty Warlord posted:

"tingle in my lady parts"

I'm glad that didn't mean what i thought it would mean

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Twat McTwatterson posted:

this whole post is awkward as gently caress.

Unironically agreeing with Twat McTwatterson in an Awkward Thread. How awkward.

Brain In A Jar
Apr 21, 2008

no_shit_columbo posted:

I'm glad that didn't mean what i thought it would mean



packin_heat.jpg

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"

She couldn't even set down her drink to get married or whatever.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
At that point in my life, I would never stop drinking.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Nice dual fork holder on his left arm. Be prepared, to eat lots *


* Because hes a fatty

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



I like how his head is too fat for the mask.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

Humphreys posted:

I like how his head is too fat for the mask.

Maybe its a children's sized 4Chan Man Costume.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Bro Nerd Alpha posted:

I still refuse to believe The Undertaker was a ginger.

He's a soulless undead monster, I don't see the problem.

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Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013

Titty Warlord posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/PVBdA

oh my

"tingle in my lady parts"

quote:

They are. My first crush was Riku. He made me feel tingly in my lady parts for the first time. He probably also created my penchant for white hair. There is fan-fiction upon fan-fiction that ladies make about them, I should know, I must've read hundreds before I realized I could just write my own fantasies about Shadow and Sonic fighting for my angle-winged, half-dragon, half-goddess, avatar (Last Airbender style) cat women. There is a wonderful gallery on dA full of men (Lots of Video Game ones) with a pink spoon and a splash of yogurt http://doubleleaf.deviantart.com/gallery/24250303 (It's also kinda NSFW at times. No nudity but.. Snake and Leon are my favorites.) I find it no different than women being made to look hot or sexy. I'm not complaining that Snakes rear end is to die for, or that Link is one of the hottest Nintendo characters, or that I realized I totally should've added Dante to this picture but I don't want to go back and edit it.
:gonk:

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