KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Fimty kroner? How much is that?

# ? Apr 25, 2014 23:38

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 06:55

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

You know my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner comprehension problem. Know what I mean? A real cement head.

# ? Apr 25, 2014 23:42

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Capt. Sticl posted:

You know my last boyfriend, he had a real kroner comprehension problem. Know what I mean? A real cement head.

So, Capt. Sticl, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey"! :smug:

# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:38

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Red posted:

So, Capt. Sticl, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey"!

You're just going to sit there staring at the back of a seat?

# ? Apr 26, 2014 01:59

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Red posted:

So, Capt. Sticl, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey"!

Yea, That's right.

# ? Apr 26, 2014 02:13

Octy: Apr 1, 2010

I'd love to have a kid, but of course you have to have a date first.

# ? Apr 26, 2014 09:33

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Octy, you've GOTTA have a baby!

# ? Apr 26, 2014 15:50

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Octy, you've GOTTA have a baby!

Maybe the din-go a-cho bay-bee.

# ? Apr 26, 2014 16:53

some kinda jackal: Feb 25, 2003; �
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Maybe I could be an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game?

# ? Apr 26, 2014 21:19

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Gyshall posted:

John F. Kennedy - JOOHNYAH

Kay-OOGER

# ? Apr 26, 2014 21:59

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Red posted:

So, Capt. Sticl, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more "grease monkey"!

I don't care for that term.

# ? Apr 27, 2014 00:02

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Martytoof posted:

Maybe I could be an announcer. Like a color man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game?

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

# ? Apr 27, 2014 01:57

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

Well that's not really fair

# ? Apr 27, 2014 02:08

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

What kind of a sick lowlife would do a thing like that? You know those people, you know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia!

# ? Apr 27, 2014 16:47

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Coffee And Pie posted:

What kind of a sick lowlife would do a thing like that? You know those people, you know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to Australia!

Not to mention the blacks and the Jews. :smug:

# ? Apr 27, 2014 17:14

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Hey, Denty!

# ? Apr 27, 2014 19:06

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools!

# ? Apr 27, 2014 21:08

Foxhound: Sep 5, 2007

myron cope posted:

Well that's not really fair

And it's probably a union thing.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 10:34

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Foxhound posted:

And it's probably a union thing.

So you can understand that I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 13:01

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!

# ? Apr 28, 2014 14:30

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Baldo di Gregorio posted:

Well you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!

Oh, it's a scene, man.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 15:09

Doubtful Guest: Jun 23, 2008; Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

Well, here's to feeling good all the time!

# ? Apr 28, 2014 15:15

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

If I can't play tennis, I have no reason to live!

# ? Apr 28, 2014 15:18

PS. Love the cabin: Dec 30, 2011; Bee Lincoln

What are you, Deaf?

# ? Apr 28, 2014 16:07

Doubtful Guest: Jun 23, 2008; Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.

The question is, are you still master of your domain?

# ? Apr 28, 2014 16:48

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Next you'll be saying they should have their own schools!

They do have their own schools! :psyduck:

# ? Apr 28, 2014 18:47

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Red posted:

They do have their own schools!

Oh....Yeaaaahhhh!

# ? Apr 28, 2014 18:51

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

PS. Love the cabin posted:

What are you, Deaf?

You want me, to sweep, with you?

# ? Apr 28, 2014 18:53

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

LifeGetsWorser posted:

Oh....Yeaaaahhhh!

What... what happened to your face?

It... looks like an old catcher's mitt.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 18:54

LifeGetsWorser: Oct 23, 2010; Me "IRL"; Fun Shoe

Red posted:

What... what happened to your face?

It... looks like an old catcher's mitt.

Look away, Red.

I'm...I'm hideous.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 18:57

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

"Rugged"? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 19:12

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

mojo1701a posted:

"Rugged"? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

I'm the shark, and he's the fish eating my laughs.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 19:51

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

mojo1701a posted:

"Rugged"? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to smoke for four days. By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Swinging? What are you, out of your mind? Look at you, you're disgusting. You're bald, you're paunchy, all kinds of sounds are emanating from your body twenty-four hours a day. If there's a woman that can take your presence for more than ten consecutive seconds, you should hang on to her like grim death.

Which is not far off, by the way.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 19:53

Electromax: May 6, 2007

potee posted:

So you can understand that I get a little irritated when somebody calls me away from my golf.

Listen to this: "If a player cleans his ball during the play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of one stroke." That's a rule, Jerry.

# ? Apr 28, 2014 20:59

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Electromax posted:

Listen to this: "If a player cleans his ball during the play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of one stroke." That's a rule, Jerry.

Without rules, there's chaos. :colbert:

# ? Apr 28, 2014 22:48

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

But you're not even a fan. I was at game six, you didn't even watch it!

# ? Apr 28, 2014 22:53