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His name and face is punchable.
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:07 |
got me thinking about sexy cougars which raised my horny levels quite a bit so im going to have rate this thread a 1
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:33 |
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"Hey man I don't need to check my privilege my father and grandfather worked hard so that I don't have to do poo poo."
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:44 |
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Whenever some stupid tranny or my minority tells me to check my privilege, i don't get mad and write a 5000 page essay for the internet. I just pump this poo poo from my gold iphone 5s, hop in my Benz and laugh. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rnFlQAvk8U
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:45 |
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This kid has more Jew Entitlement than White Entitlement
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:45 |
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ladyboy pancake posted:all forms of privilege/oppression are rooted in how much your features and attributes happen to resemble or differ from the small group of people who are wealth enough to get whatever they want and anyone who is not as wealthy is as equally under those people's boots no matter how much illusion of superiority they have. Everyone in Princeton is goddam rich and deserves no sympathy or respect. Human males are hunters, so it makes sense they would have little to no empathy and base moral judgements on physical appearance instead, ie, "This doesn't look like me, I can kill it and eat it"
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:47 |
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Like most people, whenever I meet someone I do extensive research on their family tree and then am prejudiced against them if their grandma had it rough Seems pretty clear that this kid aint privileged
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:52 |
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Am I supposed to read all this you loving idiot
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# ? May 1, 2014 15:57 |
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How's it like being a fat blob?
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:03 |
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Attention Whore posted:http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/17230/ Unironically agree with this. Check your privilege is antithetical to discussion.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:04 |
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fits my needs posted:who gives a poo poo. kill all white people.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:07 |
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Scrolling past that john galt speech over and over meant i had the misfortune to actually read a line or two and my favorite is some big baby posted:“We have granted you everything you demanded of us, we who had always been the givers, but have only now understood it. We have no demands to present to you, no terms to bargain about, no compromise to reach. You have nothing to offer us. We do not need you. derp de derp i have literally never heard of the concept of labor, i will run all operations and machines based on sheer strength of will
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:11 |
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Gaunab posted:How's it like being a fat blob? Feels good.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:16 |
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Wait doesn't the holocaust card trump the priviledge card?
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:21 |
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I am not saying I want all colored people to die but if they all died tomorrow, the world wouldn't be any worse off.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:23 |
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"Which Friends character are you most like?" I ask my date. I'm a witty guy who uses humour as a disarming mechanism (and, some might say, as a tool to masking my crippling insecurity), so I'd most likely be Chandler. But I'm smart like a scientist, so I could also be Ross. Finally, I'm klutzy and adorable--just like a Golden Retriever--so there are certainly hints of Joey inside of me. "I'm basically Chandler, Ross, and Joey." I loudly proclaim this fact, because confidence is an aphrodisiac. Every six months, Staples performs an employee review on me and gives me anywhere between a $0.30 and $0.50 raise. This last review, my "upsells" were so high that the manager bumped me up $0.65. The trick is to target older customers and mislead them on their purchases. Thus, it only took me seven weeks to afford a pair of Toto elevator shoes, which added five more inches to my height. The problem is that the shoes don't do much once you sit down, so I've also been growing my hair out and using Axe molding clay to stand it straight up, which adds several more inches. All-in-all, I'm pretty close to my goal of adding another foot to my height. Women love it. "These are really great breadsticks," I complement the breadsticks. I keep eating them because, hey, free food. "Nom nom nom...hah!" She doesn't get it. Actually, I can't help but notice that my date sits a little straighter (and therefore higher) than me. As I try to fit an entire breadstick into my mouth and chew it without also biting my tongue, I carefully eyeball the top of her head. She follows my eyes and touches her hair. "What?" she asks. I squint and chew harder. Louder. Faster. I lean in. She smells like...cinnamon? No, nutmeg. It's hard to tell. My nose is stuffed up so I have to keep my mouth open while I chew. I suddenly imagine the ball of bread rolling around in my mouth like a load of dirty laundry and it makes me want to throw up. "I'll be right back," I jump up from my seat and jog to the restroom. When I get there, inspiration strikes me like a bolt of divine lightning. "Eureka!" I start balling up paper towels and stuffing them into the back of my pants--I think I fit half of a roll down there. Then I waddle back to the table and quietly take a seat. She looks mildly shocked. Or perturbed? I don't know, women are hard to read. "Are you...are you alright?" she asks. "Who? Me? Yeah. Of course." My rear end crunches softly on stiff brown paper towels while I use her forehead as a ruler and try to estimate the height that they have added to my position. Maybe an inch--not bad, not bad. I lean forward. "Do you think there's a difference between, like...anime and manga?" Suddenly a sharp pain hits my stomach. The breadsticks. They're interacting with the pot of lukewarm coffee I drank earlier. I wince as I feel a burning sensation running through my intestines like a G-scale model train. An "uh oh..." escapes my lips before I can stop it at the proverbial gates. I don't think I'm going to make it to the bathroom. But the paper towels. "...spaghettiooooos..." I force a smile. I imagine a beleaguered General Adama facing down a whole Cylon army with nothing but a handful of fighters and flak guns. He meditates on the coming battle before finally saying, Alright, here goes nothing, Colonel Tigh. I close my eyes, hesitantly relax my rear end, and immediately feel a warm burbling rise up between my legs, just like I sat down in a pool of sun-baked mud or bread dough. The sensation persists for what feels like an eternity--the duration of which I am entirely silent. When it ends--mercifully--I let out a soft sigh. When I open my eyes, I realize something very strange: I have risen another inch or so and am now looking slightly downward at my date. It is the most shocking and beautiful thing I could ever conceive of. They say, "When god closes a door, he opens a window." I don't believe in god, but if I did, I'd swear he was with me that day.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:29 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Human males are hunters, so it makes sense they would have little to no empathy and base moral judgements on physical appearance instead, ie, "This doesn't look like me, I can kill it and eat it" Evolutionary psychology is really stupid but also humans would not have survived if they relied on their hunting prowess so it is even more unlikely that prejudice is related to ancient people's inefficient hunting expeditions.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:29 |
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tal fortgang is like the alternate universe version of tane orb dad
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:34 |
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should've figured it was a whiny jew
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:37 |
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jews are the ultimate shape-shifters. white when then wanna be, "other" when they need to be.
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:38 |
"white people don't have to deal w/ racism" "how dare you!!! i had a hard life too!!! i'm 1/32% cherokee!!!"
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:40 |
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Feminition posted:"white people don't have to deal w/ racism"
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:41 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:collest thing white people ever did was the turner diaries, we should do a let's read of it it's a p fun romp tbqh
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:43 |
Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:anyone who actually believes this has never set foot in an urban black ghetto. (fortunately i only go there to buy drugs lol - but still, racism against whites is alive and well)
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:44 |
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Feminition posted:"white people don't have to deal w/ racism" So you're saying that the Irish, which I only identify myself as when it's convenient, weren't stigmatized in this country?
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:44 |
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Feminition posted:"white people don't have to deal w/ racism" sure they do. someone's gotta arrest, convict, imprison, and execute all those lazy bums that poo poo takes time and effort
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:45 |
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do you think real estate agents just know which houses to steer black buyers away from? no, they gotta look that poo poo up in the mls and the loan officer at the bank, he's gotta look them in the eye when he denies their loan application
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:46 |
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:46 |
Gaunab posted:So you're saying that the Irish, which I only identify myself as when it's convenient, weren't stigmatized in this country? irish people were historically treated poorly in the us not because you're white, but because you're filthy fuckin micks and as such a waste of space, although you only inhabit rat holes
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# ? May 1, 2014 16:47 |
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its me i'm tallywacker fartgang i am white and proud and here and not queer privelidged as fucvk
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:22 |
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naem posted:
not reading all this but lol at guys who wear 5 inch elevator shoes, then get the woman back to the bedroom and have to take them off "oh that's so funny you're doing that thing where you stand in front of the bed and pretend you're walking down stairs.... oh" edit: ha i read the whole thing, pretty good pathetic little tramp fucked around with this message at 17:25 on May 1, 2014 |
# ? May 1, 2014 17:23 |
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the ability to be funny and make jokes is, in my mind, the grossest example of privilege on our day to day lives
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:25 |
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god invented planes, not white people
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:32 |
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exquisite tea posted:the ability to be funny and make jokes is, in my mind, the grossest example of privilege on our day to day lives
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:33 |
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funny "did not read" gif here
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:35 |
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Ocean Book posted:god invented planes, not white people FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: ONE SIX YEAR OLD GIRL'S LETTER TO OBAMA
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:48 |
I read like 5 sentences but seriously the phrase white privilege is kind of annoying since its starting to be way overused in serious context. I'm only half white but I haven't been discriminated against in any way. I mean I'm not black obviously DUH LOL Guess what, being white can help, unless you're a worthless rear end in a top hat. Or unlucky. Or stupid. Also, being black can be a disadvantage, sometimes, but guess what again - companies dont actually give a gently caress what color you are if you make money for them. The real disadvantage from being black or whatever is when you have to deal with customers. Since a large amount of customers are inherently racist, you are less likely to be placed in that position. This will literally never change because it affects money in our current system. The only way to stop this is to end racism, or make it so minuscule it won't matter. Which is a pretty concept for humans. Most people put themselves in groups. This is genetics. Groups, teams, people who are like minded, countries, gently caress even planet earth if we found some annoying aliens one day. You could probably trace this back to survival instinct if you cared. Ending racism is probably almost as hopeless as ending jealously - a root cause of most of society's problems. The best we can do is make it socially unacceptable. But even if we did, it would not end it, unless everybody looked, acted, and talked the same. Then guess what? We'll still find a way to be prejudiced. Pick any other arbitrary label you could group others in. Say, geography. Those fuckin Marylander's are so annoying poo poo they probably even have smaller brains. So what I'm trying to say is just sit back and watch everybody bitch and fight knowing that it isn't solvable. Be happy there are those who think it is, and due to their diligence in trying to "fix" it they are in fact making it better (usually). Does this post even relate to the OP or this thread? I dont know because the OP was too long.
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:50 |
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The argument against the phrase "White Privilege" is definitely not "White Privilege Does Not Exist"
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:55 |
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really interesting op i read all of it ...NOT
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# ? May 1, 2014 17:56 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 22:07 |
Mirthless posted:The argument against the phrase "White Privilege" is definitely not "White Privilege Does Not Exist" You're right. It should be "White privilege was made popular by a hipster white feminist and people who use it unironically are also hipsters who are too cool for their skin color."
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