WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Backstage vignette tonight: Shield kicks the everloving crap out of Sheamus

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:16

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

that was a gently caress

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Cory Lidle: Oct 12, 2006

The US title doesn't matter, fitting they'd give it to Captain Doesn't Matter Sheamus.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; 1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

~~3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.~~

Rollins trying to cheer up Dean except he only knows how to trash talk.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

ON YOUR KNEES

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

I'm glad he lost it, he doesn't need it and it's hard to come up with a scenario that keeps him stronger than losing it to an upper midcarder in a battle royal.

Hope Sheamus turns heel.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

BOW DOWN TO THE BOW DOWN TO THE KING

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Sheamus 4th member of Evolution

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Squall: Mar 10, 2010; "...whatever."

Not even the Shield gave enough of a poo poo to save Dean's title.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

It's okay Dean, think of all the time you'll save on paperwork!

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Love Seth's supportive trash talk

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

SylvainMustach: Dec 12, 2007; Superior Trash Talk!

the wrong man won

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

I wonder if Sheamus will defend the title as often as Dean did.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Fair to Midland: Jan 13, 2010; by Cowcaster

OH poo poo

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Vertigo Ambrosia: May 26, 2004; Heretic, please.

What the gently caress is Trips getting face pops?

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

skattered: Oct 5, 2005; Too many lies!
Too many lies!

I was hoping Sheamus would be the newest member of Evolution.

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

sportsgenius86 posted:

Batista is bouncin and Sheamus is going to turn and be the third Evolution guy

Holy poo poo this might actually be it.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Rollins cursing

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

Trips workout buddy won the US belt

Uuuugggghh

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Fibby Boy posted:

So does this mean we won't be seeing Sheamus for a while? Or will we see him go on a losing streak?

Do we count all the losing he's been doing up to this point since his return?

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:20

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Greasiest heel, most desperate underdog face, Dean Ambrose can do it all. What a kickass battle royale; I really enjoyed that.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

SHIELD/WYATTS III

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

yaaaaaas

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Holy Cow we're getting more Shield v. Wyatts!

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

WWE booking is a flowchart pointing to REMATCH.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Tie fir BigDave to die.

Oh God reassessed Wyatt Shield

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

poor sheamus, I don't even like him just now but that it a lovely position to be in

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Beautiful Ninja: Mar 26, 2009; Five time FCW Champion...of my heart.

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Sheamus kicked Dean Ambrose's head off. Then he threw the rest of the corpse over the top rope.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Uh it's not like it requires a huge leap of logic here guy

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

Aww man, Shield/Wyatts is guaranteed to be amazing times.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Stallion Cabana: Feb 14, 2012; 1; Get into Grad School

2; Become better at playing Tabletop, both as a player and as a GM/ST/W/E

~~3; Get rid of this goddamn avatar.~~

yeah yeah yeah

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

I will never get tired of shield vs. wyatt family.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

Can't wait for the cool Sheamus Barrett feud to unify the belts

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No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Jerusalem posted:

I got no problem with Sheamus winning or being the champion or anything, it just felt weird how the match ended fairly abruptly.

yeah

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Shield vs Wyatts? Guess the Cena feud is on hold.

# ? May 6, 2014 01:21

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

He Brogue Kick'ed Deano till his jaw dropped like an accordion.

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# ? May 14, 2024 04:16

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

NienNunb posted:

What happened, I left the room and when I came back Sheamus's music was playing.

Dean eliminated like 4 people in a row, Sheamus literally killed him with a brogue kick and tossed him out

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