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DJExile posted:
I forgot about this. I also would like to throw a vote Phil Mushnick's way.
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I refuse to vote for any outright or borderline evil people. What's the point? It's not interesting one bit. It's not humorous. I'd rather laugh as shitheads and jackasses and obnoxious fucks face off for title of Douchebag of the Year. Richie Incognito - So frat-boy-douche he drove another player to a mental breakdown. Slayed cray pussy. Beat up his own Ferrari. Has a tiny face. Taylor Lewan - Loves the game of football above all else, that his immediate response to finding out that a teammate might face Difficulties was to harass and threaten a victim. Has a douche face. Nolan Nawrocki - Race-baiter with some amusingly snipey and passive-aggressive attempts at taking down players. Russell Wilson - Won the Super Bowl, divorced his wife. Trading up for a new contract and new wife at the same time! Bret Bielema:  Also: Phobeste posted:The nameless seahawks fan throwing poo poo on NaVarro Bowman because c'mon, man. A vote for the nameless seahawks fan throwing poo poo on NaVarro Bowman, then. Brannock fucked around with this message at 23:32 on May 5, 2014 |
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May 5, 2014 22:16
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it makes me really happy that my blatantly hypocritical seahawks trolling is gaining traction
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May 5, 2014 22:20
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Taylor Lewan for threatening victims, playing dirty and I mean gently caress just look at the guy 
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May 5, 2014 22:34
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I would like to nominate in the wildcard category An anonymous scout for making this extra two weeks of draft coverage intolerable. Not a single scout seems willing to say anything about any player on the record, even if its something basic. This nominee also includes the reporters who are making poo poo up because they have nothing better to do.
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May 5, 2014 22:46
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Darren Rovell for being a penis. http://deadspin.com/these-emails-confirm-that-espns-darren-rovell-is-a-sens-1572043642 Seriously, though, this guy is the ultimate in brand and corporate rear end sniffing. Currently everything that is wrong with business reporting.
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May 5, 2014 22:52
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Technowrite posted:Darren Rovell for being a penis. Hahaha I remember the fight with PFT commenter but didn't know about the rest of it. +1 for Darren Rovell
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May 5, 2014 22:58
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Technowrite posted:Darren Rovell for being a penis. Oh my, yes. Okay, I'll vote for this dildo. Darren Rovell Kalli fucked around with this message at 23:23 on May 5, 2014 |
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May 5, 2014 22:59
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Kalli posted:Oh my, yes. Okay, I'll vote for this dildo. Mind bold ing that so I don't miss it in my daily tally?
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May 5, 2014 23:19
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That's perfect. Another vote for Darren Rovell.
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May 5, 2014 23:22
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You know who needs more nominations? Rick Reilly, for blatantly misquoting his Native American father-in-law to defend the Redskins name, then refusing to retract himself when his father-in-law called him out on it.
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May 5, 2014 23:24
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Benne posted:You know who needs more nominations? Rick Reilly, for blatantly misquoting his Native American father-in-law to defend the Redskins name, then refusing to retract himself when his father-in-law called him out on it. poo poo, every time I think I remember all the news stories, I forget one + 1 for Rick Reilly
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May 5, 2014 23:35
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Benne posted:You know who needs more nominations? Rick Reilly, for blatantly misquoting his Native American father-in-law to defend the Redskins name, then refusing to retract himself when his father-in-law called him out on it. How the hell did I forget THAT? Jeez, +1 for this because seriously gently caress Rick Reilly.
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May 6, 2014 01:04
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Benne posted:You know who needs more nominations? Rick Reilly, for blatantly misquoting his Native American father-in-law to defend the Redskins name, then refusing to retract himself when his father-in-law called him out on it. Oh yeah gently caress Rick Reilly +1 Also a nom forBrian Schottenheimer for murder of passing offense and nepotism. Northwestern for bribing players from unionization because that would distract the team from their goal of winning the Big Ten.
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May 6, 2014 01:31
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If it hasn't been already, I'd like to nominate the NCAA for being "the most reprehensible organization God ever created." http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/2014/02/ncaa_is_evil.php http://www.bloombergview.com/articles/2013-12-19/the-ncaa-is-even-more-evil-than-you-think http://www.salon.com/2000/10/13/ncaa_2/ http://www.alamogordonews.com/ci_23124265/opinion-ncaa-is-evil-empire http://gregmankiw.blogspot.com/2009/03/is-ncaa-evil.html
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May 6, 2014 01:41
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Jimmy Haslam for scamming truckers by not honoring fuel rebates and selling them season tickets. Pretty sure he makes personnel descisions with a magic eightball.   Face is very punchable.
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May 6, 2014 01:50
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Colin Kaepernick because a Raiders fan on my facebook shared a chainletter where he didn't stop to take a picture with a six year old during a movie. Total douche material there.
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May 6, 2014 04:46
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Derrick Coleman, because I read an article that was all about how he doesn't listen to anyone, about anything. There's even a TV commercial complaining about what a self centered douche he is.
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May 6, 2014 05:03
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Coldforge posted:Derrick Coleman, because I read an article that was all about how he doesn't listen to anyone, about anything. There's even a TV commercial complaining about what a self centered douche he is. Kaep doing the same thing to screaming fans that showed up to watch him get off a bus.  Douchehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-j4n-sna6Y But I'll second that Coleman vote. I kept screaming his name at one of the games and he didn't turn around and acknowledge me once.
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May 6, 2014 05:06
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I've just forwarded all the posts of people who voted for Darren Rovell to the appropriate mods. Enjoy your permabans.  The Rick Reilly story seems like forever ago. It is kind of depressing just how many awful people there are in the world of sports. Remind me not to look at current events or I might just kill myself. EDIT: In case it isn't clear, I am voting for the above douchey individuals.
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May 6, 2014 05:38
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Why are we voting for an old Syracuse forward again? Noms for Darren Rovell, Rick Reilly, and Phil Mushnick as well.
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May 6, 2014 05:38
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I'll second Colin Cowherd, Jimmy Haslam, Taylor Lewan, Emmert, Schiano and Nawrocki. e: Have I missed a limit of how many people you can second or nominate somewhere? If so I have those mostly in order of preference I think.
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May 6, 2014 05:43
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I don't know if Emmert has been nominated for the HOF, but if not I will throw his name in.
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May 6, 2014 06:12
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All of this and no Joe Buck? - Hilariously bad commentator. - Gained and retains his job through nepotism of his father Jack Buck. - Douche for the single reason of having to listen to him throughout the season, especially during prime time games. And +1 for Rick Reilly
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May 6, 2014 06:22
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On that note: The NFC East For being on every single possible prime time slot, for even the worst sort of football between two bad teams.
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May 6, 2014 06:25
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Grittybeard posted:I'll second Colin Cowherd, Jimmy Haslam, Taylor Lewan, Emmert, Schiano and Nawrocki. During the nominations, you can vote for as many douches as you want.
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May 6, 2014 06:51
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Seconding Ray Rice, Richie Incognito, Taylor Lewan, Arian Foster, Roger Goodell, Greg Schiano, Nolan Nawrocki, Jeff Fisher, Colin Kaepernick (because he filmed that commercial before he bothered to win in Seattle) and Russell Wilson (because he bowls with Justin Bieber).
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May 6, 2014 06:58
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Throw in another vote for Mike Shanahanigans and also Jeff Ireland please because they are both monumental gently caress ups and rich because of it
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May 6, 2014 08:40
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OxySnake posted:All of this and no Joe Buck? I can't stand him so that's good enough reason for me to vote Joe Buck every year.
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May 6, 2014 11:22
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Seconding Incognito, Aldon Smith, Winston, McCarron, Lewan, Goodell, Emmert, Schiano, Shanahan, Nawrocki, Fisher and Elway I would also second Ireland but I nominated him and I suppose there are rules against that
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May 6, 2014 14:04
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Seconding Rovell and Reilly
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May 6, 2014 14:10
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Bobby Petrino Forever. For getting another job coaching loving -anything-. edit: Also, seconding Russell Wilson and Greg Schiano Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 15:46 on May 6, 2014 |
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May 6, 2014 14:32
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I'd like to nominate James Harrison for a lifetime douchie for his work protesting player safety by intentionally leading with his head.
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May 6, 2014 16:03
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Can we just go ahead and automatically appont Goodell to the Douche Hall of Fame? He just keeps slipping by, further cementing his douche status, and his douchiness is enough to justify the special appointment.
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May 6, 2014 18:41
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Seconding NCAA, Nick Saban, Rick Reilly, Colin Cowherd, Jimmy Haslam, Darren Rovell
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May 6, 2014 18:51
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Can we do the Entire Alabama Fanbase for being a bunch of whiny, entitled shits after the Auburn/Alabama game? Also nth-ing Ray Rice for smacking the poo poo out of his fiancee. And gently caress that Darren Rovell guy. I'd never heard of him before today, but he sounds like every thin-skinned corporate shill I've ever had to deal with.
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May 6, 2014 18:57
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Seconding Darren Sharper for being both an abhorrent NFL commentator and a lovely, lovely human being.
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May 6, 2014 19:14
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Mike Tomlin for not even attempting to be discrete on the kick return. Ray Rice for dragging his problems around with him. Peyton Manning for not loving off and retiring already. The 2013 Ravens offensive line for trying to murder Joe Flacco. Some rear end in a top hat Lions player for turning into a missile and planting his helmet into Joe's knee.
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May 6, 2014 19:20
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I would like to submit evidence to support Roger Goodell's nomination:
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D.J. Swearinger - For targeting Dustin Keller low in the preseason, ending his season and possibly ruining his career... but mostly, for these comments: "With the rules in this era you've got to hit low. If I would have hit him high, I would have gotten a fine. So I think I made the smartest play. I'm sorry it happened and I pray he has a speedy recovery. ... Right now it's just instinct. You see somebody come across the middle, you gotta go low. You're going to cost your team 15 yards. You've got to play within the rules." DJ Swearinger just takes a bad angle on Keller and tries to correct back.  He then, in spectacular fashion, decides to dive into his leg...  OMG!!!!  He then looks at his victim all like... "Dat no helmet rule, tho?"  Look at the whole loving thing happen (couldn't upload .gif to imgur): http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1758167/ibiHwjbqkuZ6wR.gif This was his high school coach: 
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