WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

oatgan posted:

go thunder

same

# ? May 6, 2014 02:52

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:23

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Kane isn't going to appear. The fire will burst, it will scare Bryan into grabbing Brie and running - this haste will mean he won't look at the car he is getting into which will have Kane

# ? May 6, 2014 02:52

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Shima Honnou posted:

Sting wipes the facepaint off to reveal he's BO DALLAS!

They're not saying Sting, they're saying ... uh ...

:shrug:

# ? May 6, 2014 02:52

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

oatgan posted:

go thunder

Go Timberwolves!

Boomshakalaka! He's on fire!

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I was raised by the Demon, ooh way a whoa a oh

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Valeyard posted:

Kane isn't going to appear. The fire will burst, it will scare Bryan into grabbing Brie and running - this haste will mean he won't look at the car he is getting into which will have Kane

Kane IS the car.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

lol ADR just botched a German

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Batista had really ridiculous heat last night - every time he did anything the crowd booed the poo poo out of him. It was great. Batista took the fall at WM and did the job for Reigns last night so I can't complain, but it's kind of a shame Bryan can't get a nice PPV singles match out of that if he's on the way out.

Ah well.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Chokes McGee posted:

They're not saying Sting, they're saying ... uh ...

it's Bo Time

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Valeyard posted:

Kane isn't going to appear. The fire will burst, it will scare Bryan into grabbing Brie and running - this haste will mean he won't look at the car he is getting into which will be Kane

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Boomshakalaka! He's on fire!

I just got my dunkin' degree from DUNKIN ON U!

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

He's still champion because forklifts, duh

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

aesop jones posted:

this all sounds like poo poo i'm-a go watch basketball

i don't even like basketball

Watch hockey then.

http://lag10.com/extra3

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

oatgan posted:

go thunder

CP3 and Blake <3 <3 <3

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

COME ON BRY

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Heroic Yoshimitsu: Jan 15, 2008

Suben posted:

Kane IS the car.

The Demon Kar

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

WrasslorMonkey posted:

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

The Demon Kane tries to kidnap Brie, only to be hit by Adam Rose's party bus on the parking lot.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:53

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

Del Rio is great at vicious moves.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Demoncane vs Sharknado is the lead-in to Smackdown this week.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Commentators: Man Daniel's been getting the poo poo kicked out of him a lot. He's so useless.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

The Demon Kar

The Demon Richard Karn?

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Vertigo Ambrosia: May 26, 2004; Heretic, please.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

The Demon Kar

Well, he already was a lamp, it's not completely implausible.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Big Coffin Hunter: Aug 13, 2005

The Landstander posted:

Batista had really ridiculous heat last night - every time he did anything the crowd booed the poo poo out of him. It was great. Batista took the fall at WM and did the job for Reigns last night so I can't complain, but it's kind of a shame Bryan can't get a nice PPV singles match out of that if he's on the way out.

Ah well.

Batista's staying around specifically because he didn't have to lose to Bryan anymore. gently caress Batista.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

bartok: May 10, 2006

The laziest flying nothing

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Guys, Del Rio is getting heat??

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

The Squidward sign yall

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

:yes::yes::yes:

# ? May 6, 2014 02:54

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Commissar Ken posted:

The Demon Richard Karn?

I don't think so, Ken.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Gonna rip off ADR's leg and beat him unconscious with it.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

The Squidward sign yall

gently caress I missed it.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

THE DEMON KANE is currently stalking his prey.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Heroic Yoshimitsu posted:

The Demon Kar

Kanestine

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Come on Daniel Bryan get in the riiiiiiiing

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

HE HAS UNTIL 10

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Shima Honnou posted:

Guys, Del Rio is getting heat??

fighting bryan makes an effective heel out of anyone

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

schweens posted:

CP3 and Blake <3 <3 <3

Hasheem Thabeet tho

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Just tuned in and in five minutes I think I've heard THE DEMON KANE eighty times

# ? May 6, 2014 02:55

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Rhonne posted:

The Demon Kane tries to kidnap Brie, only to be hit by Adam Rose's party bus on the parking lot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNROAadocNw&feature=player_detailpage#t=102

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:23

DarkstarIV: Apr 6, 2010; OFFICIAL RACIST

Alberto Del Rio, a black hole when it comes to heat.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

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