WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

JBL status: Forgetting that Brie Bella is employed by the WWE

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

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# ? May 30, 2024 08:46

Power Windows: Dec 29, 2004; Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Handsome Squidward so distracting

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

"Don't bring your wife to work."
"....she uhh... she works here."

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Vertigo Ambrosia: May 26, 2004; Heretic, please.

JBL forgetting that Brie has a job.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Blasmeister posted:

fighting bryan makes effective heels of everyone

Much like fighting Batista makes you a beloved face.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

The Squidward sign yall

I have but one dream in life. It is a simple dream.

It is to hear Roger Bumpass do Hanover Fiste's famous rant in Squidward's voice.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Shard: Jul 30, 2005

This is a pretty fresh match up. Have these guys fought much before?

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Thrifting Day!: Nov 25, 2006

The last person who beat Triple H at WM and went on to have an awful title run, ended up murdering his family. Makes you think.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

savinhill: Mar 28, 2010

Commissar Ken posted:

The Demon Richard Karn?

The Big Flannel Machine

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

oatgan posted:

Hasheem Thabeet tho

His hands are massive but he still has nightmares of getting dogged by Djuan Blair in college

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Why would you take your kneepad off to kick someone?

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Liar Lyre: Jun 3, 2011; Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

This crowd is bad, like Pittsburgh bad.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

Fluffy Bunnies: Jan 10, 2009

Vertigo Ambrosia posted:

JBL forgetting that Brie has a job.

Maybe he's subtely implying that she should be home in the kitchen where women belong.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:56

WrasslorMonkey: Mar 5, 2012

bartok posted:

The laziest flying nothing

He is the master

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

The more I see del Rio, the more I miss Ricardo.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

This is the best ADR match in a long time

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

kidcoelacanth posted:

hahahah

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

kidcoelacanth posted:

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

savinhill posted:

The Big Flannel Machine

I don't think so, savin

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Del Rio's matches are usually good. Not his fault he's booked like crap.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

kidcoelacanth posted:

Haha, awesome.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

Batista's staying around specifically because he didn't have to lose to Bryan anymore. gently caress Batista.

Oh really? I read something different earlier.

Well gently caress him then lol

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

The last person who beat Triple H at WM and went on to have an awful title run, ended up murdering his family. Makes you think.

Bryan's already displayed Macho Man tendencies with the whole "Don't touch my wife!" thing.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

DarkstarIV posted:

Alberto Del Rio, a black hole when it comes to heat.

Does that mean he'll be getting squashed by Rusev next?

# ? May 6, 2014 02:57

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

kidcoelacanth posted:

Well if anyone would know what to do in this situation...

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

TheEggsBenedict: Jan 4, 2013; if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman

I Feast On Dogshit posted:

The last person who beat Triple H at WM and went on to have an awful title run, ended up murdering his family. Makes you think.

Orton murdered his family after WM24? :v:

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

Del Rio's been skipping leg day.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

Liar Lyre posted:

This crowd is bad, like Pittsburgh bad.

I live two hours north of Albany.

gently caress Albany.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

fatherdog posted:

Does that mean he'll be getting squashed by Rusev next?

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Shima Honnou posted:

Bryan's already displayed Macho Man tendencies with the whole "Don't touch my wife!" thing.

oh geez

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Don't worry Zach, Cena already has a Bella, he doesn't need to steal Bryan's

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

kidcoelacanth posted:

oh my god

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

DeathChicken posted:

Del Rio's matches are usually good. Not his fault he's booked like crap.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

TheEggsBenedict posted:

Orton murdered his family after WM24?

Have YOU seen them lately?

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

bartok: May 10, 2006

Jesus that bruise on ADR's thigh

# ? May 6, 2014 02:58

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

kidcoelacanth posted:

i see someone else follows based brennan

# ? May 6, 2014 02:59

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Commissar Ken posted:

Have YOU seen them lately?

He has so many fake wives it's hard to keep track.

# ? May 6, 2014 02:59

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Bryan with long hair is starting to remind me of Kenny Omega somehow

# ? May 6, 2014 02:59

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# ? May 30, 2024 08:46

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

NickRoweFillea posted:

i see someone else follows based brennan

THE GREAT BLACK OTAKU rules

# ? May 6, 2014 02:59

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