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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5
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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

 BRYAN CAN'T CHANGE HIS TIRE

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

 This is so dumb.

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ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
Did they hire any new consultants recently?

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DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
this is awfully familiar.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 "HERE TAKE THE BELTS BRIE THEY ARE MY CHILDREN!"

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The car make go wire is undid!

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
GET ZACK RYDER TO CHANGE THE TIRE

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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
CAN BRYAN CHANGE AN ALTERNATOR

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NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

 Ahahahahaha are you loving serious?

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

 should've been no engine under the hood and Kane should've popped out

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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

 awww i thought kane would be under the hood somehow.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
This sucks a bag of dicks

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bartok
May 10, 2006



 HAHAHA

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



 :laffo:

Horror Movie Kane is so great when not wrestling.

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CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Toooold youuuuuuuuu

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Are they Zack Rydering Bryan?

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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
ahahaha

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh well there's your problem, there's a Kane in the back seat.

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Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 No mask on the engine block?

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!

MassRafTer posted:

Where did you have the keys Bryan?

In his pant- ooooooooooooh.

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HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
ahahahahahaha

ahahahaha

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Carlton Banks
Jan 5, 2004

"The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."
:lol:

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Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
bryan's tire changing segment

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Pistol Packin Poet
Nov 5, 2012

Everyone needs an
escape goat!
Acting is so good

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
:laffo: this is so drat cheesy, holy poo poo

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Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
That scream :laffo:

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Expected Kane be where the engine should have been. Disappointed.

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NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
 fuckin lol

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DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.
COME ON DANIEL

lol Brie's yelling.

DANIELLLLL

OOOOOOOH

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sportsgenius86 posted:

should've been no engine under the hood and Kane should've popped out

rip Mr. Fuji

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Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


 Ahahahahahaha.

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Brie's acting has fallen sub-Scream 2.

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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
danYIELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

 looks like wwe finally figured out how to fix the problem of daniel bryan being really over. just have him run away like a dumb baby every episode.

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Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

 Bryan is faster at fixing a car that Zack is at least.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
LET'S GO BRIE!

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Valeyard posted:

Kane isn't going to appear. The fire will burst, it will scare Bryan into grabbing Brie and running - this haste will mean he won't look at the car he is getting into which will have Kane

lol

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Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

 Remember the last time Kane stalked a fan favorite and his girl in a situation that ended with a car?

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Ppppffffthahaha

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