WWE Raw will soon be struck down with a debilitating sickness for 5/5

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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
	Mad Torito Disease
	Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
	Ambrose Sleaze Disease
	Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
	Rose Bud
	The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA

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Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Sionistic posted:

Is Big E incapable?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:38

Captain Baal: Oct 23, 2010; I Failed At Anime 2022

That match was boring

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Jerusalem posted:

What was the point of that ref bump?

Barrett eye scraped him

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

NutritiousSnack posted:

lol really?

You own one customized MLP and you're branded for life.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

WrasslorMonkey posted:

No! That's a bad Del Rio!

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

Jerusalem posted:

What was the point of that ref bump?

So he didn't see the illegal eye gouge.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Sigma posted:

Big E putting in higher quality work only as his title reign ends.

To be fair, I can't remember him fighting anyone but Del Rio for several months.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I love the Bullhammer. Mainly for the Boooooooooooooooom

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

SHVPS4DETH: Mar 19, 2009; seen so much i'm going blind and i'm brain-dead virtually; Ramrod XTreme

Solomonic posted:

He'll go on after Shield/Wyatts and it'll just be a thirty-second take of Rose standing in a dark room backstage under a spotlight, wearing an executioner's mask, holding a sign that says "Emma was never good"

Go. Go and replace the live director of Raw and make this happen. Quickly, while there's still time!

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

That bad news imitation was a pretty good Vince impersonation

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Shayna Baszler: Oct 24, 2001; i'll always take care of you; Muldoon

NutritiousSnack posted:

lol really?

he apparently carries a custom big e pony around with him

# ? May 6, 2014 03:23

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

NutritiousSnack posted:

lol really?

A fan gave him a Big E custom Pony at Wrestlemania 29 Axxis

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

jymbojones: Jul 4, 2010

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

But I still like Barrett.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Lol really they are bumping Cena to main event?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

Bray looked bald as hell in that picture.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

A man who is starting to look really old having such an interest in kids is starting to strike me the wrong way.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

NutritiousSnack posted:

lol really?

A fan gave him one and he was grateful that a fan cared enough to give him a custom Big E MLP figure

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Lol really they are bumping Cena to main event?

Well yeah you gotta have time for Adam Rose to debut.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

jymbojones posted:

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

But I still like Barrett.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Ages posted:

So he didn't see the illegal eye gouge.

Did I just completely stroke out? It seemed to me that the ref bump happened AFTER the eye gouge and Wade's body was positioned so the ref couldn't see it anyway.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Chromatic posted:

A man who is starting to look really old having such an interest in kids is starting to strike me the wrong way.

Jerry Lawler's looked super old for years though?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

NutritiousSnack posted:

lol really?

Not really, but some fans made him a custom MLP and he loved it and AJ got hilariously pissed off that she didn't get one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYKaHKd8Ov0

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

A fan gave him a customized pony figure at the Axxess before WM 29. He was appreciative, but tbf I'd probably think it was cool in his position too and I've never seen the drat show and don't plan on changing that.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Orange Carlisle: Jul 14, 2007

Bad News Barrett must train with Jon Jones

# ? May 6, 2014 03:24

Sigma: Aug 24, 2003; ...; Grimey Drawer

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Lol really they are bumping Cena to main event?

He gets to leave the Smackdown taping early to fly home.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

MotU: Mar 6, 2007; It was like she was evicting walking garbage.; Pillbug

Red elbow pad is what makes it great

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

The Landstander: Apr 20, 2004; I stand on land.

Pistol Packin Poet posted:

Lol really they are bumping Cena to main event?

Selling the devastation of Cena losing a match after endless interference and a demon kid

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

DeathChicken: Jul 9, 2012; Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I'm kind of hoping Barrett has a Lex Luger toolbox elbow from that time Big Show broke his arm.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

jymbojones posted:

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

But I still like Barrett.

I enjoyed Pierre Carl Ouellet's blue thing in IWS so I'm not allowed to hate on the red elbow pad.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

jymbojones posted:

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

Every week someone says something in the Raw thread that makes me think it's not possible to be more wrong, and every week I'm proven wrong. But it'll take a lot to top this.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

Main Event should just be a show entirely dedicated to John Cena, every week

# ? May 6, 2014 03:25

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Luigi Thirty posted:

Jerry Lawler's looked super old for years though?

# ? May 6, 2014 03:26

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

But...you DO suck, Eva

# ? May 6, 2014 03:26

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

jymbojones posted:

The red elbow pad thing is really dumb.

The red elbow pad is just the right kind of stupid for rasslin.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:26

Chromatic: Jan 21, 2005; You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Oh I missed Sheamus winning the US title. Sheamus is awful so I don't mind that he gets the prop.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:26

Codependent Poster: Oct 20, 2003

Chromatic posted:

Oh I missed Sheamus winning the US title. Sheamus is awful so I don't mind that he gets the prop.

No, you are the awful one.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:27

long-ass nips Diane: Dec 13, 2010; Breathe.

Red elbow pad rules, it reveals that BNB has some bad news... for capitalism.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:27

Niwrad: Jul 1, 2008

I should not be this excited to see Adam Rose debut

# ? May 6, 2014 03:27

Hammerstein: May 6, 2005; YOU DON'T KNOW A DAMN THING ABOUT RACING !

Kane should have learned from The Duke.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:27

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# ? Jun 8, 2024 14:38

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

I've missed a fair amount of this Raw and it's still dragged horribly.

# ? May 6, 2014 03:27

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