WWE Raw has those heavy hands again for 5/12

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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
	For our sins
	Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
	To go live and become a farm upstate
	Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
	HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat

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projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit, happens on Thursday, ETA is a month.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:49

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit. He's gonna try to be back in time for Payback, but the official kayfabe estimate is "no timeframe."

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Commissar Ken: Dec 9, 2006; Children STILL love me, dammit!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit apparently. They haven't vacated the title because it's a 'procedure' for one thing instead of surgery and they'll probably wanna see how he bounces back.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Hiram: Sep 21, 2010; Take care fella...spike your hair!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Apparently legit, man.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit, he'll be out for a month at least, but he said his career is completely over, he's just waiting for The Authority to vacate the title.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Abrasive Obelisk: May 2, 2013; ~~I joined th~~
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!

he still knows...

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Angular Landbury posted:

Slam City is awful.

Legit awful or "for some reason this doesn't appeal to somebody not in its target demographic" awful?

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Bumper Stickup: Jan 7, 2012; Mmm... Offshore Toast!; Grimey Drawer

sticklefifer posted:

Hahahahah whoever said Seth Rollins' talent was appearing out of nowhere was 100% right.

I'm happy that I'm right about something good for once.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

sticklefifer posted:

Legit but he'll only be out for like a month.

What kind of neck surgery only leads to a month off? And is the title vacated?

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Shima Honnou posted:

Being in a match against Batista.

Touch�

or given that it's Batista, douch�

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Nope nope can't do it man

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Oh god they're going to draw them wrestling

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

what is happening

why do they have scorecards

what fresh hell is this

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Suben: Jul 1, 2007; In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

xNarUtoRKOrton420x posted:

Ryback rules, he posted a new video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5hkP3k4YWM

He's as entertaining a galoot as he is a terrible wrestler.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

I don't think we can trust Brie to be an impartial judge :colbert:

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

I do like how Nikki is the power wrestler of the two. It helps distinguish them.

With that being said, OH CHRIST THIS MATCH :gonk:

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Nikki is going to beat up Natalya for the crime of not being good at painting.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

fatherdog posted:

Touch�

or given that it's Batista, douch�

# ? May 13, 2014 02:26

Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

Eva Marie is awful.

Nikki Bella is awful.

Natalya is pretty good.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

TWO DIVAS MATCHES IN ONE RAW???????????????????????????????

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

Two Divas matches in one show and in the second has no jobber enterences?!

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

This match is due to something that was taped weeks earlier on Total Divas.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Huh. Two Divas matches tonight

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Wh... What is this? A second Divas match on Raw? :stare:

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

*fart*

Time to piss *Lesnar Joke Here*

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

What kind of neck surgery only leads to a month off? And is the title vacated?

Surgery is Thursday, they'll know more then. I assume they're holding off on vacating until then in case he's ok.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

two loving diva matches

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Nattie what are you wearing.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Edwardian: May 4, 2010; "Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Jerusalem posted:

Legit awful or "for some reason this doesn't appeal to somebody not in its target demographic" awful?

James thinks they're crap, and he's their target demographic, so...

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Trip Larsen: Oct 4, 2006; My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

ahahaha Natalya is just awful

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

How many times will Nattie need to put on the sharpshooter?

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

So with Bryan out with an injury will The Demon Kane still stalk Brie.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

I don't want to watch this match after the clinic Paige and Alicia Fox put on

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

What kind of neck surgery only leads to a month off? And is the title vacated?

They haven't said anything but we'll know more once a doctor gets to work on it

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Wrestling Natalia? Huh, I guess Nikki really is turning heel. Neat.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:27

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Poor Nattie, she does seem legit upset.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:28

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

feud over a lovely painting. How far we have dropped from earlier in the night.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:28

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

...I think that painting is actually good in a minimalist sort of way.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:28

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# ? May 15, 2024 09:49

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Edwardian posted:

James thinks they're crap, and he's their target demographic, so...

I bow to his age-appropriate wisdom.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:28

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