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This is the World's Best Thread Title now that the Mendelbaum thread has been sent to the Gas Chamber.  PS. Love the cabin posted:Curb is like For me it's more *watch 30 minutes in horrified fascination, begging Larry in-between bouts of laughter to please stop talking *
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AuxPriest posted:MMM MUTTON!! 
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May 22, 2014 03:44
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AuxPriest posted:MMM MUTTON!! Thanks for mutton. 
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May 22, 2014 03:52
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BAD CHICKEN. MESS YOU UP.
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May 22, 2014 04:11
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This thread title is gold, Jerry! Gold!
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May 22, 2014 04:17
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Gyshall posted:This thread title is gold, Jerry! Gold! It is so F****** good!
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May 22, 2014 04:43
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Root Bear posted:It is so F****** good! 
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May 22, 2014 04:55
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On the one hand, he's smart with rockets, but on the other, he's dumb with parking
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May 22, 2014 05:08
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Aardvark Barber posted:I'm in my early 20s and I've grown up with Seinfeld being just another "thing" in my life. Pretty sure my dad watched it all the time when I was a kid and it would be on in the background, so I had a general understanding of who the characters were and maybe a few plotlines here and there, but I never really sat down and watched an episode. Oh, it's a scene, man.
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May 22, 2014 05:32
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OldSenileGuy posted:On the one hand, he's smart with rockets, but on the other, he's dumb with parking So you really understand what I mean when I say we can send a man to the moon!
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May 22, 2014 05:39
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potee posted:We all get a little cuckoo sometimes George. I used to be like you. Berating personnel until they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey just to upset people. You know, as painful as it is, I've had to let a few people go over the years. Yogi Berra. Lou Pinella. Bucky Dent. Billy Martin. Dallas Green. Dick Howser. Bill Virdon. Billy Martin. Scott Marrow. Billy Martin. Bob Lemon. Billy Martin. Gene Michael. Buck Showalter...uh, George, you didn't hear that from me! George?!
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May 22, 2014 07:53
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You wanted to see me, El Presidente?
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May 22, 2014 14:40
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When I find something I like I stick with it! From 1973 to 1982 I ate the exact same lunch everyday, turkey chili in a bowl made out of bread! Bread bowl, George! First you eat the chili, then you eat the bowl! There's nothing more satisfying than looking down after lunch and seeing nothing but a table!
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May 22, 2014 15:12
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AuxPriest posted:It's okay. I've been watching nothing but Seinfeld over and over for the last 2 weeks and it gets better every playthrough. Here's to feeling good all the time.
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May 22, 2014 15:20
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Jerusalem posted:So you really understand what I mean when I say we can send a man to the moon! That's funny, Jerusalem. You're very quick.  I feel like I don't have to explain every little thing to you. You understand everything immediately.
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May 22, 2014 15:29
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If we pick do we not bleed?
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May 22, 2014 18:21
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Jerry, I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off.... til it's finished.
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May 22, 2014 21:28
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Much rather take it to the head, like I did in '79.
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May 22, 2014 21:42
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Electromax posted:Jerry, I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off.... til it's finished. Pull hair, Poke eyes, Groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.
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May 22, 2014 21:49
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Electromax posted:Jerry, I know myself. If I'm out on the street and it's starts to go down, I don't back off.... til it's finished.  I don't think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt I can hurt you. Now, just back off.
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May 22, 2014 21:53
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Do you think Mussolini would circle the block six times looking for a spot?
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May 22, 2014 22:08
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cannddoit
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May 22, 2014 22:36
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Episode request please, wherein George is in Jerry's apartment and says something like "That, to me, is COM-E-DY!"
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May 22, 2014 23:55
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I know you're there! Laughing at me. Laughing and lying and laughing!
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May 23, 2014 00:59
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regulargonzalez posted:Episode request please, wherein George is in Jerry's apartment and says something like "That, to me, is COM-E-DY!" George says that to a psychiatrist about her diploma on the wall, after she says their script wasn't funny. Season 4, Episode 16 "The Shoes"
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May 23, 2014 01:14
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Supreme Allah posted:George says that to a psychiatrist about her diploma on the wall, after she says their script wasn't funny. Season 4, Episode 16 "The Shoes" Hm I'm confusing a couple scenes then. What's the scene where George is in Jerry's apartment and says something and does a kind of ... shimmy? Maybe that's the big salad scene? Wish I could describe his body language better because it's hilarious and I want to see it now.
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May 23, 2014 03:05
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Red posted:That's funny, Jerusalem. You're very quick. I enjoy understanding 
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regulargonzalez posted:Hm I'm confusing a couple scenes then. What's the scene where George is in Jerry's apartment and says something and does a kind of ... shimmy? Maybe that's the big salad scene? Wish I could describe his body language better because it's hilarious and I want to see it now. Was it this?  From 'The Wallet', Season 4, Episode 5. After George turns down the network's offer for the pilot.
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May 23, 2014 03:35
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Capt. Sticl posted:Was it this? Tommy Tune is a very good dancer. YOU EVER SEE TOMMY TUNE DANCE?
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May 23, 2014 03:38
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May 23, 2014 03:53
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http://youtu.be/KKC5jjFkfgo#t=0m28s
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May 23, 2014 03:56
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May 23, 2014 04:01
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Capt. Sticl posted:Was it this? No, he was standing closer to the door, I think facing the kitchen, and his body motions were almost like someone doing the twist, kind of a back-and-forth with the shoulders while twisting at the waist. I'm probably remembering it all wrong.
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May 23, 2014 04:08
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regulargonzalez posted:No, he was standing closer to the door, I think facing the kitchen, and his body motions were almost like someone doing the twist, kind of a back-and-forth with the shoulders while twisting at the waist. Look, if it was a regular quote I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIIIIIIIIIIGG Quote. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caBNCUmcLGA
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May 23, 2014 04:25
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May 23, 2014 04:35
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Yes, I'm free! ♬♬ Cause the murderer struck again! ♬♬
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May 23, 2014 04:48
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Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had - but so did another man. As I rained blows opon him, I realized...there had to be another way!
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May 23, 2014 04:51
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OldSenileGuy posted:Yes, I'm free! Excuse me, did you say turbo? Saab turbo nine-thousand? Is it midnight blue?
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May 23, 2014 04:51
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Foxhound posted:Here's to feeling good all the time. Cigarette?...Well, I suck 'em down like Coca-Cola.
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Capt. Sticl posted:Excuse me, did you say turbo? Saab turbo nine-thousand? The Triple-A guy said I was this close to sucking a muffin down the carburetor!
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