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Alter Ego posted:YOU'LL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO YOU FILTHY WORM!
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Coleman posted:And mix these mixed nuts! I see two almonds touching! Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks!
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May 28, 2014 17:43
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cbubbles posted:Where's the little umbrella? That's what makes it a scotch on the rocks! But they forgot one thing: Rock crushes scissors. But paper covers rock. And scissors cut paper! Kif, we have a conundrum. Search them for paper. And fetch me a rock.
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May 28, 2014 19:01
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Coleman posted:And mix these mixed nuts! I see two almonds touching! I'll call you and tell you about it... 
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May 29, 2014 05:09
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Root Bear posted:I'll call you and tell you about it... ...and stop calling me.
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May 29, 2014 05:32
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Coleman posted:I WILL DESTROY YOU! STOP EATING OUR YOUNG!
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May 30, 2014 17:36
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Deviant posted:STOP EATING OUR YOUNG! Listen, just give me something crawling with parasites.
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May 30, 2014 18:37
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Evil Mastermind posted:Listen, just give me something crawling with parasites. You guys like swarms of things, right?
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May 30, 2014 19:17
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strangemusic posted:You guys like swarms of things, right? There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt content was 10% less than the lethal dose. 
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May 30, 2014 19:22
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Alter Ego posted:There was nothing wrong with that food. The salt content was 10% less than the lethal dose. Six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans.
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May 30, 2014 19:53
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Athenry posted:Six kinds of beans, plus several things that look like beans. To induce vomiting, that was the solution! Everywhere, it went!
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May 30, 2014 23:07
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strangemusic posted:To induce vomiting, that was the solution! Everywhere, it went! And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. What? It was? Hooray!!
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May 30, 2014 23:27
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Chibs posted:And no one could have been happier unless it would have also been Valentine's Day. This lovey-dovey stuff is making me vomit from my saltwater and freshwater stomachs.
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Jun 2, 2014 20:34
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kelvron posted:This lovey-dovey stuff is making me vomit from my saltwater and freshwater stomachs. Fatherman...away. 
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Alter Ego posted:Fatherman...away. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
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Jun 3, 2014 00:57
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strangemusic posted:Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name? I must get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries!
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strangemusic posted:Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
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Jun 3, 2014 01:55
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angerbot posted:I must get my hands on those healthy Purpleberries! Bort. 
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kelvron posted:This lovey-dovey stuff is making me vomit from my saltwater and freshwater stomachs. Lowtax is gagging on MY gas-bladder. What an honor. 
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Jun 3, 2014 19:54
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DrBouvenstein posted:Lowtax is gagging on MY gas-bladder. Oh no! Not that one! I need that to--*choke**gag**THUD* Gotcha!
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Alter Ego posted:Oh no! Not that one! I need that to--*choke**gag**THUD* Oh a buffet. Too bad I forgot my wallet 
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Jun 5, 2014 21:20
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cbubbles posted:Oh a buffet. Too bad I forgot my wallet Uh, it's free.
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Jun 5, 2014 21:25
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Cojawfee posted:Uh, it's free. Excuse me, but do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to-- Wait!! You didn't let me finish! I was going to say "to get the free food?"
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Chibs posted:Excuse me, but do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to-- Everyone join us. Oysters Rockefeller here has provided genuine turkey dogs!
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Chibs posted:Excuse me, but do you have to have been cryogenically frozen to-- No Shellfish! 
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Jun 6, 2014 17:32
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DrBouvenstein posted:No Shellfish! Pop a Poppler in your mouth when you come to Fishy Joe's! What they're made of is a mystery, where they come from no one knows. You can pick 'em, you can flick 'em, you can chew 'em, you can stick 'em, if you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose!
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TravBot posted:Pop a Poppler in your mouth
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Jun 6, 2014 19:49
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Coleman posted:I can't pay... I'll just take these three hundred dollar burglars tools, then.
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Jun 6, 2014 19:58
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strangemusic posted:I'll just take these three hundred dollar burglars tools, then. All right. I'll need accomplices.
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kelvron posted:All right. I'll need accomplices. Hey, guess what you're accessories to?
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kelvron posted:All right. I'll need accomplices.
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Coleman posted:I can't pay... I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
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kefkafloyd posted:I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie! I must go now to collect cans on Jupiter. Peace out, y'all!
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Jun 7, 2014 15:02
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Stupid senior citizens. Why should we have to pay for their Social Security benefits?
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Cojawfee posted:Stupid senior citizens. Why should we have to pay for their Social Security benefits?
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Jun 7, 2014 16:14
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Coleman posted:I DESERVE FREE MONEY! I'm slightly richer!
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strangemusic posted:I'm slightly richer! Suddenly I have an opinion about the capital gains tax!
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I'm back, baby.
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Good news, everyone!
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Something's come up. It's vomit.
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