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PantsBandit posted:IGN reporting it had been cancelled and Sony's quick response makes me think they'll be showing something soon. Although if they are going to show it at E3 it would have been way funnier to not say anything, and then have a big "gently caress YOU IGN!" banner across the stage. The latter part should happen regardless tho.
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Oxyclean posted:I can't wait for it to release with bare-bones features so they can sell a million expansions to re-add all the features. I love TS3 with patches, mods, and expansions but this is almost certainly going to be bugged out to high hell, just like Simcity was. I can feel it coming from a mile away.
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Like political debates, I prefer to watch E3 at one remove, that is, through the lens of other peoples live-blogging. Keeps one on top of the zeitgeist without actually having to suffer through a horde of basically interchangeable slimy marketing dudes spouting meaningless horseshit spin.* So far what Ive learned about E3 this year is that were passing the next frontier of GOLF. Hardcore. Golf. With flaming battleships. Apparently. Now, Ive never been remotely interested in golf and think most golf courses are basically an environmental crime, but my grandfather and several of my uncles are avid golfers. (Grandpa is even in the country club). That means Ive been around far too much televised golf, making me somewhat of an expert on not-really-paying-attention-to-golf, and I strongly feel that there is such a thing as going to far, an element without which golf is no longer truly golf. Yes. Im talking about the announcer so low-key and boring theyre capable of causing spontaneous adult-onset narcolepsy. As long as he (it is always a he) stays, everything else is fair game. They can add flaming battleships. They can make it full contact, with armor (though it has to be plaid armor or you cant play at the country club). They can have a sarlacc in the sand trap. But if the guy narrating the death by sarlacc and the tally of club-inflicted bludgeoning injuries on the run up to the parr 4 isnt so full of polite ennui that you lose interest in life just by hearing him, it isnt golf. *Gaming conventions and political functions are basically identical in this area.
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They should make an NBA Street styled golf game where you do sick moves while winding up your shot as some contemporary hip hop plays in the background.
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It's loving pathetic watching this EA guy trying to convince anyone that they have a single original idea to bring to the genre with their new MOBA. "genre"
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Jun 9, 2014 22:08
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Mr. Miyamoto has spotted something suspicious on the security cameras  The Fils-a-mech?! https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/476106417569808384/photo/1
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spudsbuckley posted:They bought an exclusive by Platinum Games that won't sell because hack-and-slash is the most boring genre imaginable. Everyone laugh at this button mashing idiot.
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PantsBandit posted:IGN reporting it had been cancelled and Sony's quick response makes me think they'll be showing something soon. Although if they are going to show it at E3 it would have been way funnier to not say anything, and then have a big "gently caress YOU IGN!" banner across the stage. If Sony have actually pulled something together to show in the last couple of days that would be fantastic, like them doing the 'this is how sharing works on PS4' video last year.
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Are there other streams or something else you guys are watching? I'm kinda MOBA'ed out right now
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Bob A Feet posted:Are there other streams or something else you guys are watching? I'm kinda MOBA'ed out right now They're showing Project Morpheus on Gametrailers right now.
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Red Warrior posted:They're showing Project Morpheus on Gametrailers right now. "Showing"
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Kurtofan posted:Mr. Miyamoto has spotted something suspicious on the security cameras Does he even have to be there? They just throw a tv screen up with pre-recorded poo poo cause its Nintendo. E: Yawn MOBAs.
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Your Friend posted:Like political debates, I prefer to watch E3 at one remove, that is, through the lens of other people’s live-blogging. Keeps one on top of the zeitgeist without actually having to suffer through a horde of basically interchangeable slimy marketing dudes spouting meaningless horseshit spin.* I just got back from Palm Springs where it was 110f/41c and the only people crazy enough to golf were doing so while hiding behind 8 foot wide thick black umbrellas. It was too hot for human life outside yet someone thought it was a good idea to fill the whole area with golf courses. And it's not even summer yet.
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Crossposting, Nintendo's events for E3:Kurtofan posted:Someone from Neogaf made this helpful chart for every Nintendo events: Al Borland posted:Does he even have to be there? They just throw a tv screen up with pre-recorded poo poo cause its Nintendo. Do you mean Fils-Aime or Miyamoto? NOA said Miyamoto would present his new projects tomorrow and I imagine FA is always going to be there.
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They should just dump everything going into the AAA titles into Shut Up and Jam Gaiden 2
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I just really hope that Sony doesn't blow their entire conference on their VR set.
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Pirate Jet posted:I just really hope that Sony doesn't blow their entire conference on their VR set. gently caress that, why not? VR has the potential to be something that isn't the same loving game remade with some superficial bullshit difference. There hasn't been a single game shown today that does anything interesting or new at all.
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This guy on the Twitch stream talking about their radical MOBA is basically describing League of Legends and talks about how the story in there MOBA will be a main focus. Who the gently caress plays a MOBA for a story?
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Dr. VooDoo posted:This guy on the Twitch stream talking about their radical MOBA is basically describing League of Legends and talks about how the story in there MOBA will be a main focus. Who the gently caress plays a MOBA for a story? I would imagine the type of person with severe enough brain damage to actually give a poo poo about yet another loving MOBA.
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Lemming posted:gently caress that, why not? VR has the potential to be something that isn't the same loving game remade with some superficial bullshit difference. Sunset Overdrive is the only game that kind of impressed me by trying something different with open world traversal mechanics, insane weaponry, and a Tony Hawk-esque trick system. I won't say it's original, but I do think it looked pretty fun and creative. I still wouldn't buy an Xbone for it, though.
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Hakkesshu posted:Sunset Overdrive is the only game that kind of impressed me by trying something different with open world traversal mechanics, insane weaponry, and a Tony Hawk-esque trick system. I won't say it's original, but I do think it looked pretty fun and creative. It would be cool if it wasn't so loving slow. Its like you're loving underwater or something
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Kurtofan posted:Crossposting, Nintendo's events for E3: I dunno Iwata already phoned in sick. Patter Song posted:So...um...wasn't Ubisoft supposed to go on half an hour ago? yeah thats what im wondering about too.
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Not for another half hour.
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Patter Song posted:So...um...wasn't Ubisoft supposed to go on half an hour ago?
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Patter Song posted:So...um...wasn't Ubisoft supposed to go on half an hour ago? In half an hour from now yeah
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Dred Cosmonaut posted:It would be cool if it wasn't so loving slow. Its like you're loving underwater or something I don't get why people are so... Okay I get why it's disappointing that it's not faster but it'd probably also be poo poo to play much faster than it is.
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Nativity In Black posted:Here's to hoping that the Bethesda announcement isn't Brink 2. Wet II!
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Orv posted:I don't get why people are so... Okay I get why it's disappointing that it's not faster but it'd probably also be poo poo to play much faster than it is. let me tell you about a game called vanquish
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Nativity In Black posted:Here's to hoping that the Bethesda announcement isn't Brink 2. If they can fix the lovely parts of Brink it had some really cool ideas.
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Nativity In Black posted:Here's to hoping that the Bethesda announcement isn't Brink 2.
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Renagado posted:
I am Geoff Keighley's slack, dead-eyed expression as he listens to the interpreter
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Orv posted:If they can fix the lovely parts of Brink it had some really cool ideas. They did fix the lovely parts with the DLC, many, many months after it died a horrible death.
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Patter Song posted:So...um...wasn't Ubisoft supposed to go on half an hour ago? No, they go on in half an hour from now.
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Dred Cosmonaut posted:let me tell you about a game called vanquish Not remotely comparable. Lemming posted:They did fix the lovely parts with the DLC, many, many months after it died a horrible death. 
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