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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Hey, if Muir's decided that the proper thing to do to Obama is impeach him, rather than lynch him, then progress has been made.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Feb 19, 2011

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All the people on that list have been released though?

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

Obama assesses the situation, waiting for the facts to show up re: Bergdahl. Republicans have delved right into the histrionic attacks on him. An Accurate Cartoon.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003


Three Walking Phalluses: The Cartoon

Filthy Haiku
Oct 22, 2010

i am shattering like glass


but at least
i have

springy ride

Pththya-lyi posted:



Obama's lumpy "realistic" face looks extra weird when it's juxtaposed with the main characters' minimalist cartoon faces.

No no no no. You do not get to use Young Frankenstein in your disgusting rear end pointless pornographic gibberish diatribe Muir. :getout:

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Somfin posted:

Hey, if Muir's decided that the proper thing to do to Obama is impeach him, rather than lynch him, then progress has been made.
Why does he have to choose one?

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Post 9-11 User posted:

The facility exists for purely political reasons, to sustain the narrative that tens of millions of bearded psychos are dog paddling across the oceans to cut out heads off with steak knives. There is at least one person there that is innocent if not most of them, some of them have already been cleared of charges without even a trial. They are in limbo, the discarded campaign posters for a narrative that is already obsolete.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_longer_enemy_combatant

The reasons for Guantanamo Bay remaining open aren't quite as you paint them, as are explained

BBJoey posted:

Basically the problem is that there's actually nowhere for Guantanamo inmates to go. There are people locked up there who have been completely cleared, but some can't be released because their home country won't accept them due to the stigma associated with being a detainee. For those who can potentially be repatriated, there's no guarantee that they won't be tortured by foreign governments. The alternative is to send them to a third country which is understandably complex, or to put them through the American legal system which lol, congress has barred the government from doing. The US has realised that it's tough to get rid of people you've tortured for years who may understandably be inclined to radicalism, and their solution is "welp too bad I guess".

It's lazily done, but it's actually also pretty funny!

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler
Serious question but if we accept the argument that we can't release Guantanamo inmates because we have no place to release them and even further accept the argument that some have been cleared of their crimes, why are they still being held in such awful and dehumanizing conditions? Does Obama have no authority to, for example, give them more freedoms within the compound, maybe better food, ability to access television, Internet, letters? If Obama takes the position that we should be able to release these people but we can't, why isn't he at a minimum pushing in a direction so that the conditions in which they <are> held aren't so hellish?

Why are the only two options "release them" or "torture them"?

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Serrath posted:


Why are the only two options "release them" or "torture them"?

That's easy--the 14 words.

"Obama makes the terrorists comfortable while ARE TROOPS can not get three meals anymore."

Americans Humans are terrible people.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

Serrath posted:

Why are the only two options "release them" or "torture them"?

They haven't been tortured since the beginning of the Obama administration. To the best of my knowledge, conditions have improved, aside from for those detainees who have undertaken hunger strikes.

Serrath
Mar 17, 2005

I have nothing of value to contribute
Ham Wrangler

Discendo Vox posted:

They haven't been tortured since the beginning of the Obama administration. To the best of my knowledge, conditions have improved, aside from for those detainees who have undertaken hunger strikes.

I'm really interested in this, do you know where I might read about the ways conditions have changed since Obama took power? Unless I've really been falling behind on staying up to date on this issue, the administration must not be publicizing these changes (for very understandable reasons).

I guess it goes without staying but if the official line has changed from "we need to keep these people locked up because terrorism" to "we want to release them but we cant" than they're better described as detainees so continuing to treat them as prisoners would be unconscionable. Given that the US created this situation in the first place, I'd argue that they have an extraordinary responsibility to make conditions are pleasant and non-oppressive as possible.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Discendo Vox posted:

They haven't been tortured since the beginning of the Obama administration. To the best of my knowledge, conditions have improved, aside from for those detainees who have undertaken hunger strikes.

Oh right the force-feeding.

Good to know that conditions have improved aside from the torture.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
Well, I'm not sure what the alternative to force-feeding is here, killing them? It's a normal practice in response to hunger strikes. The strikers do this because they know that it's a PR coup for them whether they're force-fed or assisted in death.

I'd agree that the US has extraordinary responsibility here, but that doesn't make the sitation any more subject to resolution. It is worth restating that the problem actors in this situation no longer appear to be the federal government, and are now the various other nations and state governments that are refusing to take these guys.

Discendo Vox fucked around with this message at 09:30 on Jun 10, 2014

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
If they'd rather starve to death to prove a point than spend the rest of their lives in a torture/concentration camp, can you really blame them?

Don't absolve the US government of responsibility for the future here. There are options for their release besides sending them home. If not for the US government, for example, they could have been transferred to much more comfortable facilities on the US mainland, but nope, that wasn't allowed because of NIMBYism. The US government is continuing to confine and torture dozens of innocent people, who have committed no crime and done no wrongdoing, because of domestic political concerns about releasing so-called terrorists or the backlash they would get from treating so-called terrorists with any degree of dignity or respect. Not releasing innocent people back to their home countries because you're afraid they'll be tortured there, so instead you keep them in your own concentration camp so you can torture them instead, is so hosed up that you absolutely cannot say the US government is not a problem actor in the situation.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Discendo Vox posted:

Well, I'm not sure what the alternative to force-feeding is here, killing them? It's a normal practice in response to hunger strikes. The strikers do this because they know that it's a PR coup for them whether they're force-fed or assisted in death.

I'd agree that the US has extraordinary responsibility here, but that doesn't make the sitation any more subject to resolution. It is worth restating that the problem actors in this situation no longer appear to be the federal government, and are now the various other nations and state governments that are refusing to take these guys.

I'll grant that it's possible that they'd be unwilling to accept anything short of freedom, and that no matter how comfortable we made their stay it wouldn't entice them to eat.

So you know, once we've tried that and failed, then I'm open to the "well would you rather they starve?" argument. But since any media leak of (real or imagined) improvement in conditions there is met with public outrage about Club Gitmo, the blame still has to fall squarely on America for making the environment so miserable that people would rather starve themselves.

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Cramming for finals and I came across this gem.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Dr. Killjoy posted:

Cramming for finals and I came across this gem.


DASGC in a nutshell, doesn't really become any better just because he's making fun of something stupid unfortunately.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



I tend to think of the war in Afghanistan as a simple USSR - Mujahedin conflict, with factions emerging mainly after the Soviets have left the country to its own devices. With that in mind, it's surprising to see how many of the contemporary Afghani political cartoons were all about "gently caress the atheist drunkard president and his government, double gently caress those regions of the country that support that government" etc, with the USSR often relegated to a secondary target.





















Barbak says the words, but he's a goddamn atheist pinko-commie at heart.



The more Babrak Kamal listens to the Soviets, the more Kaffir he becomes.




Of course, there's a lot of perfectly expected "warriors of Islam, repel the infidels with your jihad superpowers" stuff:











As well as "Soviets are literally the devil"

















Something for the Soviet warriors out to do their international duty:








Please don't gently caress the locals or their sheep, don't buy drugs, and don't flash your buff Soviet supermen bodies in front of the locals. They're all just waiting to Doshtols you anyway.

One of the better known Soviet memes - various bureaucrats going "Hey, I wasn't the one who sent you there" to returning veterans.




European / American cartoons on the subject:











Edit - You'll note that (ironically?) these are all done by someone educated in a Western / Soviet school. Also, I didn't post a lot of pictures of actual Afghan fighters, since that would be kinda irrelevant, but you'll see a LOT of Lee-Enfield's being used by them (in the 1980's!). With all due respect to the M16 / AK47, that is quite the accomplishment.

Xander77 fucked around with this message at 12:22 on Jun 10, 2014

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


The Kiss Army invaded Afghanistan...? :stare:

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.

VitalSigns posted:

I'll grant that it's possible that they'd be unwilling to accept anything short of freedom, and that no matter how comfortable we made their stay it wouldn't entice them to eat.

So you know, once we've tried that and failed, then I'm open to the "well would you rather they starve?" argument. But since any media leak of (real or imagined) improvement in conditions there is met with public outrage about Club Gitmo, the blame still has to fall squarely on America for making the environment so miserable that people would rather starve themselves.

vyelkin posted:

If they'd rather starve to death to prove a point than spend the rest of their lives in a torture/concentration camp, can you really blame them?

Don't absolve the US government of responsibility for the future here. There are options for their release besides sending them home. If not for the US government, for example, they could have been transferred to much more comfortable facilities on the US mainland, but nope, that wasn't allowed because of NIMBYism. The US government is continuing to confine and torture dozens of innocent people, who have committed no crime and done no wrongdoing, because of domestic political concerns about releasing so-called terrorists or the backlash they would get from treating so-called terrorists with any degree of dignity or respect. Not releasing innocent people back to their home countries because you're afraid they'll be tortured there, so instead you keep them in your own concentration camp so you can torture them instead, is so hosed up that you absolutely cannot say the US government is not a problem actor in the situation.

Both of you are treating the US government as a monolithic entity in these responses- for the reasons already stated above, I don't think that's an adequate portrayal of the situation.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Imagine this being published in Britain today, it reads like satire.

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Discendo Vox posted:

Both of you are treating the US government as a monolithic entity in these responses- for the reasons already stated above, I don't think that's an adequate portrayal of the situation.
Hmm, yes, truly the US government is powerless to do anything about it.

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet
:siren: Privacy!! :siren:


The generation gap is getting wider!
Labels: Apps, facebook, Generation Gap, mobile phones, privacy, smart phones, Technology, Telecommunications

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.

JaggerMcDagger posted:

The generation gap is getting wider!

That must be why he has no idea what young people are thinking! :smugdog:

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Kurtofan posted:

Imagine this being published in Britain today, it reads like satire.

Doubly so

quote:

QE.A.69.02. AFGHAN SUPPORT COMMITTEE (ASC)

Date on which the narrative summary became available on the Committee’s website: 7 April 2011

The Afghan Support Committee (ASC) was listed on 11 January 2002 pursuant to paragraph 8 (c) of resolution 1333 (2000) as being associated with Al-Qaida, Usama bin Laden or the Taliban for “participating in the financing, planning, facilitating, preparing or perpetrating of acts or activities by, in conjunction with, under the name of, on behalf or in support of” or “otherwise supporting acts or activities of” Usama bin Laden and Al-Qaida (QE.A.4.01).

Additional information

The Afghan Support Committee (ASC) is a non-governmental organization based in Afghanistan, established by Usama bin Laden (deceased) and affiliated with the Revival of Islamic Heritage Society (QE.R.70.02). Abu Bakr al-Jaziri (QI.A.58.02), the finance chief of ASC, also served as the head of organized funding for Usama bin Laden. Al-Jaziri collected funds for Al-Qaida (QE.A.4.01) in Jalalabad, Afghanistan, through ASC. He also collected money for Al-Qaida from local Arab non-governmental organizations by claiming the funds were for orphans and widows.

(actually it's not the same as the London based charity, nowadays named Afghanaid, but it was the first hit for 'Afghanistan Support Committee')

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Discendo Vox posted:

Both of you are treating the US government as a monolithic entity in these responses- for the reasons already stated above, I don't think that's an adequate portrayal of the situation.

I think it is acceptable to portray the US government as a monolithic entity, because for those being subject to its power it is a monolithic entity. Differing agendas and political infighting within this entitity should not be relevant for those outside it.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.

JaggerMcDagger posted:

The generation gap is getting wider!

If this was a Kelly it would say that the generation g-app is getting wider.

Anyway, have you guys also noticed that lately in DbD, they always have a smart device in their hand? They either have a smartphone or a pad and are reading the news. It seems that Muir no longer tries to make it look like they naturally talk about the news but rather is like "Have you heard of this thing I'm reading about right now?".

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Flaskraven posted:

If this was a Kelly it would say that the generation g-app is getting wider.

Anyway, have you guys also noticed that lately in DbD, they always have a smart device in their hand? They either have a smartphone or a pad and are reading the news. It seems that Muir no longer tries to make it look like they naturally talk about the news but rather is like "Have you heard of this thing I'm reading about right now?".

Pretty soon it's just gonna be a hastily-blurred screenshot of some blog, with a poorly-drawn thumb in a corner, some yellow dialogue boxes, and then that same Cruz picture surrounded by love hearts.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Flaskraven posted:

If this was a Kelly it would say that the generation g-app is getting wider.

Anyway, have you guys also noticed that lately in DbD, they always have a smart device in their hand? They either have a smartphone or a pad and are reading the news. It seems that Muir no longer tries to make it look like they naturally talk about the news but rather is like "Have you heard of this thing I'm reading about right now?".

Which is probably about how much thought Muir gives his ideas before regurgitating them to someone else / his comic - "i just read a thing" combined with "i recently watched Indiana Jones" or something

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Pththya-lyi posted:



Obama's lumpy "realistic" face looks extra weird when it's juxtaposed with the main characters' minimalist cartoon faces.

This Obama caricature is fairly recent in DbD right? I seem to remember Muir loving the hell out of the "elitist Obama sticking up his nose with his eyes closed" one and while that one was bad too it certainly looked better than this.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Somfin posted:

Pretty soon it's just gonna be a hastily-blurred screenshot of some blog, with a poorly-drawn thumb in a corner, some yellow dialogue boxes, and then that same Cruz picture surrounded by love hearts.

Can't forget the porn tracings!

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Somfin posted:

Pretty soon it's just gonna be a hastily-blurred screenshot of some blog, with a poorly-drawn thumb in a corner, some yellow dialogue boxes, and then that same Cruz picture surrounded by love hearts.

That's, uh, that's not a thumb.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Regarding Guantanamo Bay:

New York Times, May 20, 2009 posted:

The Senate voted overwhelmingly on Wednesday to cut from a war spending bill the $80 million requested by President Obama to close the detention center at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, and to bar the transfer of detainees to the United States and its territories.

The vote, which complicates Mr. Obama’s efforts to shutter the prison by his deadline of Jan. 22, 2010, was 90 to 6. Republicans voted unanimously in favor of cutting the money.

http://politics.nytimes.com/congress/votes/111/senate/1/196

Russ Feingold and Bernie Sanders voted against the closure of Guantanamo Bay, which shows you how much support Obama had.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Regarding Guantanamo Bay:


http://politics.nytimes.com/congress/votes/111/senate/1/196

Russ Feingold and Bernie Sanders voted against the closure of Guantanamo Bay, which shows you how much support Obama had.

Did Sanders give any reason for voting against it because he's been banging the typical socialist isolationist drum pretty hard.

8bitAsplode
Sep 12, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Did Sanders give any reason for voting against it because he's been banging the typical socialist isolationist drum pretty hard.

probably for the same reason that all the republicans voted for it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

8bitAsplode posted:

probably for the same reason that all the republicans voted for it.

And that is? I'm sorry if asking why someone who constantly talks about how gitmo is a national disgrace voted to cut the funding to at the very least start the process of closing it is a dumb question?

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost
edit: I misunderstood nothing stupid to see here no sir

Mirthless fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Jun 10, 2014

8bitAsplode
Sep 12, 2011

Tatum Girlparts posted:

And that is? I'm sorry if asking why someone who constantly talks about how gitmo is a national disgrace voted to cut the funding to at the very least start the process of closing it is a dumb question?

I'm assuming there is something republicans wanted in that funding cut for their political gain and sanders feels he has to vote against it for that reason.

And I wasn't suggesting it was a dumb question. Just giving my own guess.

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Nativity In Black
Oct 24, 2012

If you're gonna have roads, you're gonna have roadkill.

Randler posted:

Your legislative is actually able to forbid people your country considers criminals from being prosecuted under your country's own legal system? That's rich. :allears:
Not to say that our government has never suspended Habeas Corpus in other situations, but the case with Gitmo is that these are "military" detainees and Congress blocked the president from getting trial in a civilian court. I want to say Obama did exactly one of these cases in a civilian court and it caused a big stink.


Do you happen to have a folder of these somewhere you wouldn't mind uploading?

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