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BlackMK4 posted:ZTL That's it. Thank you.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 23:38 |
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Slavvy posted:That looks fantastic. Has the good qualities of the Japanese nakeds without being ridiculously cluttered and over-styled and looking like it'll turn into a robot and fly away. Reminds me of the old Tuono, just less awkward. You're right, it does look relatively clean and un-insect-like, but it's still much busier than an XB; part of that is the exhaust, but also the little trellis frame under the seat. That's what I love about XBs, how clean and uncluttered they look. I never liked the look of the water cooled Buell swingarms either.
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# ? Jun 11, 2014 23:40 |
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High Protein posted:You're right, it does look relatively clean and un-insect-like, but it's still much busier than an XB; part of that is the exhaust, but also the little trellis frame under the seat. That's what I love about XBs, how clean and uncluttered they look. I never liked the look of the water cooled Buell swingarms either. Ah drat, I forgot how good those old XBs looked.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 00:19 |
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tarzanspuma posted:Ah drat, I forgot how good those old XBs looked. Looking clean is a ton easier without a cooling system to deal with.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 00:44 |
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"I'd like one standardized unit of motorcycle, please. No, no need to make anything about it interesting or exceptional, I'll take the rehash, thanks." It could really use some monster logos or something, I dunno.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 00:46 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:I know I keep going on about this but this is the most egregious example of a completely ridiculous bee-sting tail I've ever seen. The rest of the bike looks meaty and heavily-constructed and the tail looks like an afterthought. Totally ruins the looks of the bike. I'm with you. I had hope that they'd beef up the subframe and saddle a bit to make it more 2-up/throw-over bag friendly but I suppose technically they've come correct with it being a streetfighter. Needs more ABS.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 00:55 |
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Full text: quote:The sun is out. And you find yourself in your beige cage of a cubicle perusing the world's wide web. You find yourself with an overwhelming desire to be A BADASS. Well, lucky you, guy - knowing is nearly half the battle. This 1980 Vespa Sport 100 smallframe scooter is a KICKASS surefire method to transform a CANDY rear end into a HARD rear end. Its in good shape, runs well if you treat it well, has some cosmetic issues. It doesn't DRAG rear end, it fully and completely HAULS rear end. Its green, and goes by the name Kermit. Re-naming rights are sold with the lil buddy, but only a SMARTASS would consider renaming a 34 year old frog with the charm of a finely aged heavy metal thunder italiano scootmonster of doom. Not no LAME rear end knockoff Chinese ASSTASTIC poopscooter. FTGE
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 01:33 |
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High Protein posted:the water cooled Buell swingarms He just can't stop putting weird poo poo on his bikes, can he?
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 03:26 |
Sagebrush posted:He just can't stop putting weird poo poo on his bikes, can he? I had to study that picture for a good 10 seconds before it dawned on me.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 04:04 |
goddamnedtwisto posted:I know I keep going on about this but this is the most egregious example of a completely ridiculous bee-sting tail I've ever seen. The rest of the bike looks meaty and heavily-constructed and the tail looks like an afterthought. Totally ruins the looks of the bike. You are wrong. Z3n posted:"I'd like one standardized unit of motorcycle, please. No, no need to make anything about it interesting or exceptional, I'll take the rehash, thanks." Also wrong. The exhaust is...not great, admittedly, but find me a competing bike that doesn't have a lovely exhaust, besides the streetfighter. The old XB's looked fantastic when they were new but, unfortunately, don't seem to have been intended for outdoor use and suffer in appearance accordingly.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 04:40 |
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On my Ulysses, that's called patina.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 07:14 |
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Lurch posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHxR6rmmXNQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91Jms6MyCY These two should meet and have a baby.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 08:43 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 19:03 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 20:30 |
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Oldie but goodie. His little arm movements get me every time.
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# ? Jun 12, 2014 23:34 |
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High Protein posted:You're right, it does look relatively clean and un-insect-like, but it's still much busier than an XB; part of that is the exhaust, but also the little trellis frame under the seat. That's what I love about XBs, how clean and uncluttered they look. I never liked the look of the water cooled Buell swingarms either. I have actually been looking into getting a hold of a xb12s but they are still holding ridiculous value. I haven't seen a 12s for less then 4 grand in a long time. I may have to bite the bullet though, as the xb12 has long been a dream bike of mine.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 04:49 |
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Here's a pretty horrible crash.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 04:56 |
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Ducati testing the new scrambler, I was all set to make fun of this thing being hipster bait but then it looks like in the spy shots they're dropping it with a air cooled motor. Not just any motor, it looks a lot like my DS1000 motor which is a bundle of good times, if this thing turns out to be a light weight, aircooled, fun bike I might have to take it serious. However the dumb single rotor brake and suptid handle bars make me think it's still just a marketing gimmick. Oh I forgot, you should ignore the hilarious whatever that is stuck all over it.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 06:16 |
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Looks like a tater gun, needs to take that to the paintball course.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 07:12 |
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Sagebrush posted:Here's a pretty horrible crash. You monster!! HNasty posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS2IamWpjkE
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 07:25 |
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HNasty posted:
So it seems like they're going way overboard to hide what engine is being used. Some weird snorkel for intake and cooling, a ridiculous muffler, and hiding the frame. Edit: Is the snorkel to hide intake noise, or just if it's air/water cooled? MetaJew fucked around with this message at 08:45 on Jun 13, 2014 |
# ? Jun 13, 2014 07:37 |
HNasty posted:
I don't understand why you have any doubts about it being a marketing gimmick. AFAIK the monster is a light aircooled bike. MetaJew posted:So it seems like they're going way overboard to hide what engine is being used. Some weird snorkel for intake and cooling, a ridiculous muffler, and hiding the frame. It's to make the rider look like as big a dickhead as Ducati's not-insubstantial R&D department can manage, just to see how much retarded styling owners will tolerate before losing their smug. If it pans out they'll use the technology on the next multistrada.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 09:10 |
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MetaJew posted:So it seems like they're going way overboard to hide what engine is being used. Some weird snorkel for intake and cooling, a ridiculous muffler, and hiding the frame. I'm guessing the whole setup is to test or control emissions and possibly fuelling during actual use rather than on a bench.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 10:11 |
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ducati going after the hipster market maybe: http://scramblerducati.com/
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 13:19 |
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Never mind I'm sure it will be great
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Slavvy posted:I don't understand why you have any doubts about it being a marketing gimmick. AFAIK the monster is a light aircooled bike. Monsters are no longer air cooled. I said despite the motor I think it's still a marketing gimmick, I wasn't confused about anything. Slavvy posted:It's to make the rider look like as big a dickhead as Ducati's not-insubstantial R&D department can manage, just to see how much retarded styling owners will tolerate before losing their smug. If it pans out they'll use the technology on the next multistrada. Front thing is probably for measuring airflow etc, the thing in the drum is probably exhaust gas analyzer. HNasty fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 13, 2014 |
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Skreemer posted:ducati going after the hipster market maybe: The ironic web developer segment in particular? Ola fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Jun 13, 2014 |
# ? Jun 13, 2014 22:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WinhypBJhU Me IRL
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:10 |
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"I need a lighter bike, this R6 is far too heavy for me to hold up with my scrawny legs" Also, that video should make Razzled feel better, that guy didn't even make anywhere close to a mailbox.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:22 |
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Elviscat posted:"I need a lighter bike, this R6 is far too heavy for me to hold up with my scrawny legs" That's basically what happened to me the first time I tried to ride my bike. It's hard to hold a bike up when you aren't used to it and can barely touch the ground. I did it with an old sv650 with frame sliders though and not a brand new R6. R6 has a seat height of 33.5 inches, my friend has one and was trying to get me to ride it around the block and it feels like I'm going to fall over as soon as I try to put a foot down to stop.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:27 |
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M. Night Skymall posted:That's basically what happened to me the first time I tried to ride my bike. It's hard to hold a bike up when you aren't used to it and can barely touch the ground. I did it with an old sv650 with frame sliders though and not a brand new R6. R6 has a seat height of 33.5 inches, my friend has one and was trying to get me to ride it around the block and it feels like I'm going to fall over as soon as I try to put a foot down to stop. Yeah, my ex did the exact same thing the first time she tried to ride my SV-650, I guess I'm just all 'cause I'm 6'4 and can flatfoot anything and everything.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:33 |
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Classic. The foot doesn't know what the hand is doing, the hand is just testing the waters, the torso is just along for the ride.
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# ? Jun 13, 2014 23:42 |
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Elviscat posted:I'm just all 'cause I'm 6'4 and can flatfoot anything and everything.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:06 |
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Yeah, but kitchen counters are forever too short for you.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:09 |
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M42 posted:Yeah, but kitchen counters are forever too short for you. I had this problem at my old house, my (already bad) back would ache horribly from chopping peppers/onions etc, when I'd prepare a fancy meal. So I got a large stool, and got to sit while I was chopping away Of course every profession I've had so far in life has included low ceilings/obstructions, so I'm sure I have a variety of interesting scars criss-crossing my scalp that I wouldn't have if I were average-sized
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:15 |
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Hows the weather up there?
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:15 |
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Oh, it's not the kitchen counter--public enemy number one is the kitchen chandelier... every day it brings me one step closer to the coma ward
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 00:30 |
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OSU_Matthew posted:Oh, it's not the kitchen counter--public enemy number one is the kitchen chandelier... every day it brings me one step closer to the coma ward do you live in with your grandparents
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 01:03 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 05:56 |
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Being tall really isn't that great on a bike cause it's designed for someone like 5 inches shorter than me and I only put my foot on the ground a few minutes a ride.
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